Description: A friend, WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS, said they would buy my classic T-Shirt "The Moon May Be A Myth, But My Dad Isn't And Neither Is His Right Hook", if only it didn't include the part about my Dad being able to kick the moon's ass. Well, nameless friend, the ball is in your fucking court now, isn't it???????????????????????
Description: This shirt only really made sense as a unique item that only I own. If you wear it, people will comment on it and ask if you made it yourself, leading to an uncomfortable situation where you either have to lie and say "Yes, I made this brilliant shirt myself, it wasn't Dom" or tell the truth and say "No, someone else made this shirt, it doesn't make sense that I'm wearing it right now." Then again, sometimes just getting any attention at all is nice. Buy the shirt. DISCLAIMER: A previous version of this shirt had text on the back, which is not currently possible on this platform. I absolutely do not apologise for the inconvenience. Contrition is weakness.
