DomGuilfoyle

Description: I liked Memento and Inception ok. They'd be better if they had scenes where punks suplexed clowns though.

Description: A friend, WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS, said they would buy my classic T-Shirt "The Moon May Be A Myth, But My Dad Isn't And Neither Is His Right Hook", if only it didn't include the part about my Dad being able to kick the moon's ass. Well, nameless friend, the ball is in your fucking court now, isn't it???????????????????????

Description: This is an Artist's Rendition of what the moon would look like if it existed, which it doesn't.

Description: At 5am on New Years Day 2019 I took a photo of a cat I met in the street. Now, that cat in on this shirt. Maybe if you wear this shirt you'll meet the person who owns the cat and really fuck up their day.