DomGuilfoyle

Description: I liked Memento and Inception ok. They'd be better if they had scenes where punks suplexed clowns though.

Description: It's time, my friends. We have nothing to lose but our chains.

Description: I'm fine.

Description: A friend, WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS, said they would buy my classic T-Shirt "The Moon May Be A Myth, But My Dad Isn't And Neither Is His Right Hook", if only it didn't include the part about my Dad being able to kick the moon's ass. Well, nameless friend, the ball is in your fucking court now, isn't it???????????????????????

Description: This is an Artist's Rendition of what the moon would look like if it existed, which it doesn't.

Description: Ever since I was a little kid I dreamed of you going to space and leaving me the hell alone. This may be my most relatable shirt for a long time.

Description: At 5am on New Years Day 2019 I took a photo of a cat I met in the street. Now, that cat in on this shirt. Maybe if you wear this shirt you'll meet the person who owns the cat and really fuck up their day.

Description: It's actually impressive how sad I am. Like, I'm really good at it. If you wear this shirt please note that the "I" it refers to is me, not you. Do not attempt to take credit for my sadness skillz.