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To be honest I was just browsing fonts when I saw this one and the words "LOVE HATE LOVE!" came to me from the Alice In Chains song. Check out the YouTube clip of Layne singing it live to see what I mean.

Proclaim your poverty out loud with this amazing 2-in1 design of Metoolica! Everyone knows you love Tool, you told em a thousand times. But did they know you love Metallica too? And if anybody says anything just say, "Who are you to wave your fatty finger?", or as the famous Hetfield once said: "DIE!"

Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention played at the Fillmore on the 6th of June 1966 (at 9 PM). This was that poster.

Buy this and be the coolest, nay, hippest Frank Zappa fan in your doldrum neighborhood. Added points for Alice Cooper.

Portrait of a pug dog in an astronaut helmet.

Mitch Hedberg is one of the all-time great comedians, particular at one-liners. This one I thought would make a good t-shirt, particularly for people who want to protest.

A somewhat famous quote from Nirvana legend Kurt Cobain: "If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first."

I'm not stubborn, I just have a strong sense of selective hearing!

Just a nice quote I thought would look good on a t-shirt. Taken from the video entitled "'Mysticism, Spirit and the Shadow' - Jordan Peterson interview part 1" (https://youtu.be/zAsR6DZTvS8)

Inspired by the t-shirt Chris Cornell is wearing in the video clip to the Soundgarden classic 'Black Hole Sun'. A simple, minimalist skull. Some say it might be inspired by the skull from 'The Punisher', but who knows. Always wanted the shirt though, so here it is, similar enough anyway!

Sporty design of the victorious lobster at the top of the hierarchy. Inspired by Jordan Peterson.

For those days when you're feeling kinda down, feeling kinda good, and the only way you can express that is with a cool skull in a blue star!

A mask has a task of asking the wearer to bask in the glory of the aforesaid mask or the identity whereof as a conceptual laugh. Or something. Just wear it.

Robert Anton Wilson was a genius. After gaining fame as a co-author of the Illuminatus! trinity of books, he went on to research and write about every believable and unbelievable topic under the sun and under your skin. A philosopher, author, novelist, essayist, editor, playwright, poet, futurist, and self-described agnostic mystic,he is inspirational to thousands of people today.Celebrate his genius by wearing his words: "I don't believe anything, but I have many suspicions". He may even have predicted that someday you might. The little "eye on the triangle" design is actually from his own signature. Wear it knowingly.

This little "eye in the triangle" design is from Robert Anton Wilson's own signature. He liked it, so do you.

Abstract Version of my Jordan Peterson inspired "Lobster Hierarchy" design. Bright and colorful, sporty and zesty, go get 'em bucko!

Be a Christmas grouch with style! Tell 'em all what you really think about spending your hard earned money on things they probably won't like or forget about next month! Just buy ONE present. THIS one. For YOURSELF! Then laugh.

Inside this intriguing little symbol is the word "myth" written 8 times in a modern font, flipped, shaped, aligned and angled in such a way that only YOU knows that it contains the word "myth". Why? To remind you of Jordan Peterson's brilliant little quote: "Everybody acts out a myth, but very few people know what their myth is. And you should know what your myth is, because it might be a tragedy. And maybe you don't want it to be." Know YOUR myth. Nobody else needs to know. Also note how the shapes form arrows pointing in whichever direction; another reminder of which way you want your own story to be heading... If you would like another design or another colour based on the same idea please let me know.

A simple design inspired by a Jordan Peterson lecture about the "everpresent explorer": one foot in safety while the other in danger. Wear this as a reminder to be brave and to look outside the domain of what you already know. Interpret that anyway you wish. (Lecture here: https://youtu.be/hdrLQ7DpiWs?t=55m25s)

Great gift idea for your Taurus friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Taurus would be happy to sport this design which features the classic bull horn iconic motif. Taureans are known as loyal, kindhearted, thrifty and good looking. Make them look even better with one of these awesome Taurus tees!

Great gift idea for your Sagittarius friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Sagittarius would be happy to sport this design which features the classic archer's bow and arrow. Looks good cropped.

Great gift idea for your Piscean friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Piscean would be happy to sport this design which features the famous fish in constellation mode so they don't look like fish! This may be better for your friend who might be adverse to sporting fish in their chest. Pisceans are thought to have one fish aimed at the heavens (astral realms) while the other faced to the earth concerning itself with material matters. Give your friend this material matter and he or she will thank you in the astral!

Great gift idea for your Libra friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Libran would be happy to sport this design which features a minimal iconic set of scales for your Libran friend to consider! A love of justice, a hospitable nature, an evenly rounded equilibrium are traits known about Librans. They will, therefore, love this design.

Great gift idea for your Leo friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Leo would be happy to sport this design which features this minimal design of the Leo constellation. Leos have it easy; they seem to breeze through life with charisma and confidence. Increase that annoying charm of theirs with this here zesty Leo design!

Great gift idea for your Gemini friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Gemini would be happy to sport this design which features a minimal "twins" design which could also pass for a Roman numeral II. Purposely left small, the symbol looks quite neat, though choose your shirt color as you please. Astrologers believe Geminis have a volatile temperament, that their strength however is their versatility, and that their versatility allows them to learn a little about everything and develop skills in many areas. Geminis are considered to hold mysteriously unique artistic and creative abilities unlike other signs. Often considered to be very intelligent individuals, they have a wide appreciation for the arts, ...

Great gift idea for your Capricornian friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Capricornian would be happy to sport this design which feature this minimalist design of a goat/fish creature hybrid! The goat part of the symbol depicts ambition, resolute, intelligence, curiosity, but also steadiness, and ability to thrive in inhospitable environments while the fish represents passion, spirituality, intuition, and connection with the soul. Know anyone that fits that description?

Great gift idea for your Zodiac-Cancer friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Cancerian (?) would be happy to sport this design which features the cancer sign of the body of a crab which looks suspiciously like a 69 figure. They won't mind! The sign of Cancer is said to be associated with the characteristics: introspective, phlegmatic, cardinal, nocturnal, tenacious, intuitive, emotional, indolent, domestic, eloquent, refined, empathic, and clairvoyant. Cancerians are said to be people of sensation and feeling, and are considered by many astrologers to be the most sensitive sign of the zodiac. They tend to judge the world through intuition as opposed to logic. They are highly spiritual but are also cha...

Great gift idea for your Aries friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Aries would be happy to sport this minimalist design which features the simple outline of a ram's face and horns against any color background you like. Aries are hard workers and are mostly “doers” rather than “talkers”. They are creative and powerful thinkers and are possessed with a pioneering spirit. They thrive for adventure and see the world as their Shangri-La. However, Aries-born persons tend to be short of patience as they want everything done fast and painless. They tend to have mood swings and are often impulsive, selfish, short-tempered, aggressive, forceful and combative. The moment they become intolerant, they will leave...

The Sun Wheel is an ancient symbol featuring an equal-armed cross within a circle. It is quite a popular spiritual symbol that has been discovered in the iconography and religious art of a number of prehistoric cultures across the world. It is also known by the alternative names of Sun Cross, Wheel Cross, Solar Cross, Pagan Cross, Woden's Cross and Odin's Cross

Part of the gnostic mystic tradition with its roots in Hellenistic Egypt. This represents the four elements coming together to form a pure shape. (http://thestateofsymbols.com/seal-of-the-world/)

A triskelion or triskele is a motif consisting of a triple spiral exhibiting rotational symmetry. The spiral design can be based on interlocking Archimedean spirals, or represent three bent human legs. It's first known use was in Malta around 4500 BC. It is also found in ancient Irish culture, ancient Greece, Japan, Tibet and elsewhere. This symbol is associated with motion and progression. Read more here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triskelion

Simple, minimalist white pentagram on dark color design. One of the most ancient designs, the pentagram has been used by various religions, orders, countries etc from time immemorial. The Pythagoreans called it ὑγιεία hugieia "health". Renaissance occultists flipped it upside down and put a goat in it. The planet Venus seems to follow a pentagram-like orbit as seen from earth. The pentagram also represents the five senses and male and female principles. The Druids used the pentagram to symbolize the Godhead, while to the Jews in signified the five Mosaic books. The Bahaai faith still uses it as their main symbol. In general, it is one of the most common symbols used throughout history and it even follows the golden ratio. [read mo...

Unbelievably scary Halloween costume t-shirt for those who can't be bothered. Watch them get jealous at that party which they spent so much time and effort on when you arrive with this extremely scary outfit. Smirk and drink and scoff.

Based on the true story of a Colorado Springs woman who has been caught jogging, then taking a dump in front of the same house every day (and also in a few other places). When confronted, she leaves her dirty tissues there and says "Yeah, sorry!". (News link: http://tinyurl.com/ybe29wpz / My blog link: http://tinyurl.com/y9hkxdg4)

Get into Christmas the stoner way, because, why not?

Great gift idea for your Aquarius friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Aquarian would be happy to sport this design which feature the running water symbol against a blue (or whatever background you want) background. We are now in the Dawn of Age of Aquarius. The sign is deemed to be the “leader” of all the Zodiac signs, according to astrologers. Aquarians are unusual and quite mysterious. They are often ruled by the non-conformist and highly innovative Uranus. They are quite eccentric and often they are perceived as marching to the beat of their drum. However, their eccentricity makes them unique. They are clever, independent, friendly and inventive. They are visionaries who have strong political, so...