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Tool fans don't need no whiny explanation. Learn to swim, truckers!

Is the world getting a little scary? Don't worry, a big, bright and beautiful mushroom cloud might one day sweep it all away! Happy days indeed await for those who have patience. Wear this to say you care but you don't care. You're a conscientous observer of the world's affairs who still laughs at fart jokes. It's OK. You're better than most politicians. Be happy.

A design I like because of its mirage-like nature, reflecting the reality of an illusion or the illusion of this reality. In any case, it's kida esoteric and dark, and it says nothing but what you want it to say. Wear it to your next gig and have people ask you rudely: "What's that all about?" to which you can say, "As above, so below" and sound like you know a thing or two about the universe.

Or is a fist love? Fans of the eclectic and demented band Mr. Bungle might enjoy this visual representation of a lyric that once piqued their curiosity, perhaps reconciling it with a sad moment in life or an unwanted advance or even their feeling towards their own unmanifested rage boiling up within. What better way to let it out than by wearing such a poignant statement on one's unkept breast? Buy the t-shirt and be better for it. Because, you deserve it :)

To be honest I was just browsing fonts when I saw this one and the words "LOVE HATE LOVE!" came to me from the Alice In Chains song. Check out the YouTube clip of Layne singing it live to see what I mean.

Proclaim your poverty out loud with this amazing 2-in1 design of Metoolica! Everyone knows you love Tool, you told em a thousand times. But did they know you love Metallica too? And if anybody says anything just say, "Who are you to wave your fatty finger?", or as the famous Hetfield once said: "DIE!"

Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention played at the Fillmore on the 6th of June 1966 (at 9 PM). This was that poster.

Buy this and be the coolest, nay, hippest Frank Zappa fan in your doldrum neighborhood. Added points for Alice Cooper.

Portrait of a pug dog in an astronaut helmet.

Mitch Hedberg is one of the all-time great comedians, particular at one-liners. This one I thought would make a good t-shirt, particularly for people who want to protest.

A somewhat famous quote from Nirvana legend Kurt Cobain: "If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first."

I'm not stubborn, I just have a strong sense of selective hearing!

Just a nice quote I thought would look good on a t-shirt. Taken from the video entitled "'Mysticism, Spirit and the Shadow' - Jordan Peterson interview part 1" (https://youtu.be/zAsR6DZTvS8)

Give this retirement tee to your grandpa or grandma and let them feel proud about the world they left behind for us; or at least give them the satisfaction of some final ill-will. Old buggers!

For those days when you're feeling kinda down, feeling kinda good, and the only way you can express that is with a cool skull in a blue star!

A mask has a task of asking the wearer to bask in the glory of the aforesaid mask or the identity whereof as a conceptual laugh. Or something. Just wear it.

Old ad design for an anti-marijuana campaign, though it was probably pretty appealing to some!

Robert Anton Wilson was a genius. After gaining fame as a co-author of the Illuminatus! trinity of books, he went on to research and write about every believable and unbelievable topic under the sun and under your skin. A philosopher, author, novelist, essayist, editor, playwright, poet, futurist, and self-described agnostic mystic,he is inspirational to thousands of people today.Celebrate his genius by wearing his words: "I don't believe anything, but I have many suspicions". He may even have predicted that someday you might. The little "eye on the triangle" design is actually from his own signature. Wear it knowingly.

And perhaps the work of an overgrown leprechaun.

Be a Christmas grouch with style! Tell 'em all what you really think about spending your hard earned money on things they probably won't like or forget about next month! Just buy ONE present. THIS one. For YOURSELF! Then laugh.

There is no rabbit hole when you ARE the rabbit hole.

Get this ugly Christmas sweater design for your grandkids to give to their grandparents! Be sure to check out the coffee cup and pillow versions too! Ugly Christmas designs for all!

Everything you need to know in life can be said in 3 simple words and sported on t-shirts, caps, stickers, cofee mugs or whatever you like for a constant reminder to not be shit. Don't be shit to people. Don't be shit at work. Don't be shit to your mum. Don't be shit to people whose opinion differs to yours. Don't be shit. That is all.

Fantastic poster design from an old sexploitation movie of the same name. This is in reference to an article on my blog at: http://www.lawrenceofaustralia.com/mudhoney-for-the-raincoaters/

Based on the true story of a Colorado Springs woman who has been caught jogging, then taking a dump in front of the same house every day (and also in a few other places). When confronted, she leaves her dirty tissues there and says "Yeah, sorry!". (News link: http://tinyurl.com/ybe29wpz / My blog link: http://tinyurl.com/y9hkxdg4)

Get into Christmas the stoner way, because, why not?