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Tool fans don't need no whiny explanation. Learn to swim, truckers!

Is the world getting a little scary? Don't worry, a big, bright and beautiful mushroom cloud might one day sweep it all away! Happy days indeed await for those who have patience. Wear this to say you care but you don't care. You're a conscientous observer of the world's affairs who still laughs at fart jokes. It's OK. You're better than most politicians. Be happy.

A design I like because of its mirage-like nature, reflecting the reality of an illusion or the illusion of this reality. In any case, it's kida esoteric and dark, and it says nothing but what you want it to say. Wear it to your next gig and have people ask you rudely: "What's that all about?" to which you can say, "As above, so below" and sound like you know a thing or two about the universe.

Or is a fist love? Fans of the eclectic and demented band Mr. Bungle might enjoy this visual representation of a lyric that once piqued their curiosity, perhaps reconciling it with a sad moment in life or an unwanted advance or even their feeling towards their own unmanifested rage boiling up within. What better way to let it out than by wearing such a poignant statement on one's unkept breast? Buy the t-shirt and be better for it. Because, you deserve it :)

To be honest I was just browsing fonts when I saw this one and the words "LOVE HATE LOVE!" came to me from the Alice In Chains song. Check out the YouTube clip of Layne singing it live to see what I mean.

Proclaim your poverty out loud with this amazing 2-in1 design of Metoolica! Everyone knows you love Tool, you told em a thousand times. But did they know you love Metallica too? And if anybody says anything just say, "Who are you to wave your fatty finger?", or as the famous Hetfield once said: "DIE!"

Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention played at the Fillmore on the 6th of June 1966 (at 9 PM). This was that poster.

Buy this and be the coolest, nay, hippest Frank Zappa fan in your doldrum neighborhood. Added points for Alice Cooper.

Portrait of a pug dog in an astronaut helmet.

Mitch Hedberg is one of the all-time great comedians, particular at one-liners. This one I thought would make a good t-shirt, particularly for people who want to protest.

A somewhat famous quote from Nirvana legend Kurt Cobain: "If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first."

I'm not stubborn, I just have a strong sense of selective hearing!

Just a nice quote I thought would look good on a t-shirt. Taken from the video entitled "'Mysticism, Spirit and the Shadow' - Jordan Peterson interview part 1" (https://youtu.be/zAsR6DZTvS8)

Inspired by the t-shirt Chris Cornell is wearing in the video clip to the Soundgarden classic 'Black Hole Sun'. A simple, minimalist skull. Some say it might be inspired by the skull from 'The Punisher', but who knows. Always wanted the shirt though, so here it is, similar enough anyway!

Give this retirement tee to your grandpa or grandma and let them feel proud about the world they left behind for us; or at least give them the satisfaction of some final ill-will. Old buggers!

Sporty design of the victorious lobster at the top of the hierarchy. Inspired by Jordan Peterson.

For those days when you're feeling kinda down, feeling kinda good, and the only way you can express that is with a cool skull in a blue star!

This skull is either bored or saying "Really?" or both. Show the world what you think of their memes, their clothes, their tshirts, their reality TV programs, their fashion tastes, their stupid faces. Really!

A mask has a task of asking the wearer to bask in the glory of the aforesaid mask or the identity whereof as a conceptual laugh. Or something. Just wear it.

Old ad design for an anti-marijuana campaign, though it was probably pretty appealing to some!

Robert Anton Wilson was a genius. After gaining fame as a co-author of the Illuminatus! trinity of books, he went on to research and write about every believable and unbelievable topic under the sun and under your skin. A philosopher, author, novelist, essayist, editor, playwright, poet, futurist, and self-described agnostic mystic,he is inspirational to thousands of people today.Celebrate his genius by wearing his words: "I don't believe anything, but I have many suspicions". He may even have predicted that someday you might. The little "eye on the triangle" design is actually from his own signature. Wear it knowingly.

And perhaps the work of an overgrown leprechaun.

This little "eye in the triangle" design is from Robert Anton Wilson's own signature. He liked it, so do you.

Fuck chaos. Get yourself sorted. Jordan Peterson inspired minimal design. A perfect square is built order, red is action and so is the italicized font.

Abstract Version of my Jordan Peterson inspired "Lobster Hierarchy" design. Bright and colorful, sporty and zesty, go get 'em bucko!

Be a Christmas grouch with style! Tell 'em all what you really think about spending your hard earned money on things they probably won't like or forget about next month! Just buy ONE present. THIS one. For YOURSELF! Then laugh.

Inside this intriguing little symbol is the word "myth" written 8 times in a modern font, flipped, shaped, aligned and angled in such a way that only YOU knows that it contains the word "myth". Why? To remind you of Jordan Peterson's brilliant little quote: "Everybody acts out a myth, but very few people know what their myth is. And you should know what your myth is, because it might be a tragedy. And maybe you don't want it to be." Know YOUR myth. Nobody else needs to know. Also note how the shapes form arrows pointing in whichever direction; another reminder of which way you want your own story to be heading... If you would like another design or another colour based on the same idea please let me know.

A simple design inspired by a Jordan Peterson lecture about the "everpresent explorer": one foot in safety while the other in danger. Wear this as a reminder to be brave and to look outside the domain of what you already know. Interpret that anyway you wish. (Lecture here: https://youtu.be/hdrLQ7DpiWs?t=55m25s)

Great gift idea for your Taurus friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Taurus would be happy to sport this design which features the classic bull horn iconic motif. Taureans are known as loyal, kindhearted, thrifty and good looking. Make them look even better with one of these awesome Taurus tees!

Great gift idea for your Sagittarius friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Sagittarius would be happy to sport this design which features the classic archer's bow and arrow. Looks good cropped.

There is no rabbit hole when you ARE the rabbit hole.

Great gift idea for your Piscean friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Piscean would be happy to sport this design which features the famous fish in constellation mode so they don't look like fish! This may be better for your friend who might be adverse to sporting fish in their chest. Pisceans are thought to have one fish aimed at the heavens (astral realms) while the other faced to the earth concerning itself with material matters. Give your friend this material matter and he or she will thank you in the astral!

Great gift idea for your Libra friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Libran would be happy to sport this design which features a minimal iconic set of scales for your Libran friend to consider! A love of justice, a hospitable nature, an evenly rounded equilibrium are traits known about Librans. They will, therefore, love this design.

Great gift idea for your Leo friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Leo would be happy to sport this design which features this minimal design of the Leo constellation. Leos have it easy; they seem to breeze through life with charisma and confidence. Increase that annoying charm of theirs with this here zesty Leo design!

Great gift idea for your Gemini friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Gemini would be happy to sport this design which features a minimal "twins" design which could also pass for a Roman numeral II. Purposely left small, the symbol looks quite neat, though choose your shirt color as you please. Astrologers believe Geminis have a volatile temperament, that their strength however is their versatility, and that their versatility allows them to learn a little about everything and develop skills in many areas. Geminis are considered to hold mysteriously unique artistic and creative abilities unlike other signs. Often considered to be very intelligent individuals, they have a wide appreciation for the arts, ...

Great gift idea for your Capricornian friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Capricornian would be happy to sport this design which feature this minimalist design of a goat/fish creature hybrid! The goat part of the symbol depicts ambition, resolute, intelligence, curiosity, but also steadiness, and ability to thrive in inhospitable environments while the fish represents passion, spirituality, intuition, and connection with the soul. Know anyone that fits that description?