Description: Is the world getting a little scary? Don't worry, a big, bright and beautiful mushroom cloud might one day sweep it all away! Happy days indeed await for those who have patience. Wear this to say you care but you don't care. You're a conscientous observer of the world's affairs who still laughs at fart jokes. It's OK. You're better than most politicians. Be happy.
Description: A design I like because of its mirage-like nature, reflecting the reality of an illusion or the illusion of this reality. In any case, it's kida esoteric and dark, and it says nothing but what you want it to say. Wear it to your next gig and have people ask you rudely: "What's that all about?" to which you can say, "As above, so below" and sound like you know a thing or two about the universe.
Description: Or is a fist love? Fans of the eclectic and demented band Mr. Bungle might enjoy this visual representation of a lyric that once piqued their curiosity, perhaps reconciling it with a sad moment in life or an unwanted advance or even their feeling towards their own unmanifested rage boiling up within. What better way to let it out than by wearing such a poignant statement on one's unkept breast? Buy the t-shirt and be better for it. Because, you deserve it :)
Description: Inspired by the t-shirt Chris Cornell is wearing in the video clip to the Soundgarden classic 'Black Hole Sun'. A simple, minimalist skull. Some say it might be inspired by the skull from 'The Punisher', but who knows. Always wanted the shirt though, so here it is, similar enough anyway!
Description: Robert Anton Wilson was a genius. After gaining fame as a co-author of the Illuminatus! trinity of books, he went on to research and write about every believable and unbelievable topic under the sun and under your skin. A philosopher, author, novelist, essayist, editor, playwright, poet, futurist, and self-described agnostic mystic,he is inspirational to thousands of people today.Celebrate his genius by wearing his words: "I don't believe anything, but I have many suspicions". He may even have predicted that someday you might. The little "eye on the triangle" design is actually from his own signature. Wear it knowingly.
Description: Fuck chaos. Get yourself sorted. Jordan Peterson inspired minimal design. A perfect square is built order, red is action and so is the italicized font.
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Description: Inside this intriguing little symbol is the word "myth" written 8 times in a modern font, flipped, shaped, aligned and angled in such a way that only YOU knows that it contains the word "myth". Why? To remind you of Jordan Peterson's brilliant little quote: "Everybody acts out a myth, but very few people know what their myth is. And you should know what your myth is, because it might be a tragedy. And maybe you don't want it to be." Know YOUR myth. Nobody else needs to know. Also note how the shapes form arrows pointing in whichever direction; another reminder of which way you want your own story to be heading... If you would like another design or another colour based on the same idea please let me know.
Description: A simple design inspired by a Jordan Peterson lecture about the "everpresent explorer": one foot in safety while the other in danger. Wear this as a reminder to be brave and to look outside the domain of what you already know. Interpret that anyway you wish. (Lecture here: https://youtu.be/hdrLQ7DpiWs?t=55m25s)
Description: Great gift idea for your Taurus friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Taurus would be happy to sport this design which features the classic bull horn iconic motif. Taureans are known as loyal, kindhearted, thrifty and good looking. Make them look even better with one of these awesome Taurus tees!
Description: Great gift idea for your Piscean friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Piscean would be happy to sport this design which features the famous fish in constellation mode so they don't look like fish! This may be better for your friend who might be adverse to sporting fish in their chest. Pisceans are thought to have one fish aimed at the heavens (astral realms) while the other faced to the earth concerning itself with material matters. Give your friend this material matter and he or she will thank you in the astral!
Description: Great gift idea for your Libra friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Libran would be happy to sport this design which features a minimal iconic set of scales for your Libran friend to consider! A love of justice, a hospitable nature, an evenly rounded equilibrium are traits known about Librans. They will, therefore, love this design.
Description: Great gift idea for your Leo friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Leo would be happy to sport this design which features this minimal design of the Leo constellation. Leos have it easy; they seem to breeze through life with charisma and confidence. Increase that annoying charm of theirs with this here zesty Leo design!
Description: Great gift idea for your Gemini friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Gemini would be happy to sport this design which features a minimal "twins" design which could also pass for a Roman numeral II. Purposely left small, the symbol looks quite neat, though choose your shirt color as you please. Astrologers believe Geminis have a volatile temperament, that their strength however is their versatility, and that their versatility allows them to learn a little about everything and develop skills in many areas. Geminis are considered to hold mysteriously unique artistic and creative abilities unlike other signs. Often considered to be very intelligent individuals, they have a wide appreciation for the arts, ...
Description: Great gift idea for your Capricornian friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Capricornian would be happy to sport this design which feature this minimalist design of a goat/fish creature hybrid! The goat part of the symbol depicts ambition, resolute, intelligence, curiosity, but also steadiness, and ability to thrive in inhospitable environments while the fish represents passion, spirituality, intuition, and connection with the soul. Know anyone that fits that description?
Description: Great gift idea for your Zodiac-Cancer friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Cancerian (?) would be happy to sport this design which features the cancer sign of the body of a crab which looks suspiciously like a 69 figure. They won't mind! The sign of Cancer is said to be associated with the characteristics: introspective, phlegmatic, cardinal, nocturnal, tenacious, intuitive, emotional, indolent, domestic, eloquent, refined, empathic, and clairvoyant. Cancerians are said to be people of sensation and feeling, and are considered by many astrologers to be the most sensitive sign of the zodiac. They tend to judge the world through intuition as opposed to logic. They are highly spiritual but are also cha...
Description: Great gift idea for your Aries friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Aries would be happy to sport this minimalist design which features the simple outline of a ram's face and horns against any color background you like. Aries are hard workers and are mostly “doers” rather than “talkers”. They are creative and powerful thinkers and are possessed with a pioneering spirit. They thrive for adventure and see the world as their Shangri-La. However, Aries-born persons tend to be short of patience as they want everything done fast and painless. They tend to have mood swings and are often impulsive, selfish, short-tempered, aggressive, forceful and combative. The moment they become intolerant, they will leave...
