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Great gift idea for your Zodiac-Cancer friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Cancerian (?) would be happy to sport this design which features the cancer sign of the body of a crab which looks suspiciously like a 69 figure. They won't mind! The sign of Cancer is said to be associated with the characteristics: introspective, phlegmatic, cardinal, nocturnal, tenacious, intuitive, emotional, indolent, domestic, eloquent, refined, empathic, and clairvoyant. Cancerians are said to be people of sensation and feeling, and are considered by many astrologers to be the most sensitive sign of the zodiac. They tend to judge the world through intuition as opposed to logic. They are highly spiritual but are also cha...

Great gift idea for your Aries friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Aries would be happy to sport this minimalist design which features the simple outline of a ram's face and horns against any color background you like. Aries are hard workers and are mostly “doers” rather than “talkers”. They are creative and powerful thinkers and are possessed with a pioneering spirit. They thrive for adventure and see the world as their Shangri-La. However, Aries-born persons tend to be short of patience as they want everything done fast and painless. They tend to have mood swings and are often impulsive, selfish, short-tempered, aggressive, forceful and combative. The moment they become intolerant, they will leave...

The Sun Wheel is an ancient symbol featuring an equal-armed cross within a circle. It is quite a popular spiritual symbol that has been discovered in the iconography and religious art of a number of prehistoric cultures across the world. It is also known by the alternative names of Sun Cross, Wheel Cross, Solar Cross, Pagan Cross, Woden's Cross and Odin's Cross

Part of the gnostic mystic tradition with its roots in Hellenistic Egypt. This represents the four elements coming together to form a pure shape. (http://thestateofsymbols.com/seal-of-the-world/)

A triskelion or triskele is a motif consisting of a triple spiral exhibiting rotational symmetry. The spiral design can be based on interlocking Archimedean spirals, or represent three bent human legs. It's first known use was in Malta around 4500 BC. It is also found in ancient Irish culture, ancient Greece, Japan, Tibet and elsewhere. This symbol is associated with motion and progression. Read more here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triskelion

Simple, minimalist white pentagram on dark color design. One of the most ancient designs, the pentagram has been used by various religions, orders, countries etc from time immemorial. The Pythagoreans called it ὑγιεία hugieia "health". Renaissance occultists flipped it upside down and put a goat in it. The planet Venus seems to follow a pentagram-like orbit as seen from earth. The pentagram also represents the five senses and male and female principles. The Druids used the pentagram to symbolize the Godhead, while to the Jews in signified the five Mosaic books. The Bahaai faith still uses it as their main symbol. In general, it is one of the most common symbols used throughout history and it even follows the golden ratio. [read mo...

Halloween design for the ladies. Put these sexy fangs on your shirt for a sweet and easy Halloween costume. Put it on any other object to bring that thing to creepy life! Halloween xxx

Unbelievably scary Halloween costume t-shirt for those who can't be bothered. Watch them get jealous at that party which they spent so much time and effort on when you arrive with this extremely scary outfit. Smirk and drink and scoff.

Get this ugly Christmas sweater design for your grandkids to give to their grandparents! Be sure to check out the coffee cup and pillow versions too! Ugly Christmas designs for all!

Everything you need to know in life can be said in 3 simple words and sported on t-shirts, caps, stickers, cofee mugs or whatever you like for a constant reminder to not be shit. Don't be shit to people. Don't be shit at work. Don't be shit to your mum. Don't be shit to people whose opinion differs to yours. Don't be shit. That is all.

Fantastic poster design from an old sexploitation movie of the same name. This is in reference to an article on my blog at: http://www.lawrenceofaustralia.com/mudhoney-for-the-raincoaters/

Based on the true story of a Colorado Springs woman who has been caught jogging, then taking a dump in front of the same house every day (and also in a few other places). When confronted, she leaves her dirty tissues there and says "Yeah, sorry!". (News link: http://tinyurl.com/ybe29wpz / My blog link: http://tinyurl.com/y9hkxdg4)

Get into Christmas the stoner way, because, why not?

Great gift idea for your Aquarius friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Aquarian would be happy to sport this design which feature the running water symbol against a blue (or whatever background you want) background. We are now in the Dawn of Age of Aquarius. The sign is deemed to be the “leader” of all the Zodiac signs, according to astrologers. Aquarians are unusual and quite mysterious. They are often ruled by the non-conformist and highly innovative Uranus. They are quite eccentric and often they are perceived as marching to the beat of their drum. However, their eccentricity makes them unique. They are clever, independent, friendly and inventive. They are visionaries who have strong political, so...

Great gift idea for your Scorpio friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Scorpio would be happy to sport this design which features the classic scorpion in a minimal way. The Scorpio is good at hiding their feelings.They do not care what the world thinks of them. A creative dreamer with an original personality and a very vivid imagination. This design suits them perfectly!

Great gift idea for your Virgo friend or yourself! Say it all without saying anything. Any proud Virgo would be happy to sport this design which features the strange symbol which doesn't at all look like a virgin! Keep it cryptic and get your worrisome, practical and modest Virgo friend one of these beauties today!

Some relationships are just like that. Let the world know that YOU know what's going on and that well, you are an ATM machine in her lovely, little, golddiggin' eyes. Who needs romance when you've got a great, big wallet, right? If you're going to be loved for your money then do it in style! Be the walking ATM machine of her dreams!