Stop by your local Federated Fast Food restaurant for our new Triple Decker F-Atlas Cheeseburger! The only meal that meets the caloric intake requirements of an active Mechwarrior for THREE WHOLE DAYS! Why eat nine meals like a chump when you can get it all at once!? Only available while excessive supplies last!
Rasalhague American Football League is bringing you the best in Elemental football live from the Ghost Bear Dominion! Why settle for inferior football played by weedy freebirth scum? Check your local Comstar listings for times.