Bowl of Surreal

Description: Get into the spooky spirit with a punny boooook!

Description: Get into the spooky spirit with these punny boooooks!

Description: Do you like puns, grammar, and reptiles? Then the Comma (comma, comma, comma, comma) Chameleon* is just right for you! *not to be confused with the Coma Chameleon

Description: Do you like puns, grammar, and reptiles? Then the Comma (comma, comma, comma, comma) Chameleon* is just right for you! *not to be confused with the Coma Chameleon

Description: Try your luck with the Get What You Get machine! No take-backsies and--spoiler alert--everyone gets the same thing in the end.

Description: Is it a landscape or a portrait? Maybe it's a poet-tree!

Description: "The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things: Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax-- Of cabbages--and kings-- And why the sea is boiling hot-- And whether pigs have wings."

Description: No, don't put me down for cardio.

Description: “Thou art a flesh-monger, a fool and a coward.” “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.” “You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!” “Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.” “Peace, ye fat guts!” “There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.” “Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.” “Thine face is not worth sunburning.”

Description: It's pretty good advice, if you ask me. Great for people who like tattoos, but are too chicken to get one.

Description: So there are 2 muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?" The other muffin says, "AHHH! ATALKING MUFFIN!" I like corny jokes.

Description: If Cinderella was a sailor and her sparrows were tattoos...

Description: ...or else.

Description: A Tom Swifty (or Tom Swiftie) is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed. Tom Swifties may be considered a type of wellerism.