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Boooks: A Midsummer Night's SCREAM Shorts
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Description: Get into the spooky spirit with a punny boooook!

Tags: spooky, pun, bookworm, ghost, scary
Halloween Boooks Shorts
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Description: Get into the spooky spirit with these punny boooooks!

Tags: book, book lover, books, bookworm, classics
Comma Chameleon - Red, Gold, and Green Shorts
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Description: Do you like puns, grammar, and reptiles? Then the Comma (comma, comma, comma, comma) Chameleon* is just right for you! *not to be confused with the Coma Chameleon

Tags: 80s, animal, boy george, chameleon, comma
Comma Chameleon - rainbow Shorts
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Description: Do you like puns, grammar, and reptiles? Then the Comma (comma, comma, comma, comma) Chameleon* is just right for you! *not to be confused with the Coma Chameleon

Tags: 80s, 90s, animal, boy george, culture club
Get What You Get Shorts
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Description: Try your luck with the Get What You Get machine! No take-backsies and--spoiler alert--everyone gets the same thing in the end.

Tags: gum, death, gumball, dead, skull
Emily Dickinson Shorts
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Description: Is it a landscape or a portrait? Maybe it's a poet-tree!

Tags: landscape, forest, tree, trees, woods
…the walrus said Shorts
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Description: "The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things: Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax-- Of cabbages--and kings-- And why the sea is boiling hot-- And whether pigs have wings."

Tags: jabberwocky, walrus, carpenter, poem, poetry
Horizontal Running Shorts
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Description: No, don't put me down for cardio.

Tags: pitch perfect, pitch, perfect, running, run
Shakespearean Insults Shorts
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Description: “Thou art a flesh-monger, a fool and a coward.” “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.” “You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!” “Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.” “Peace, ye fat guts!” “There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.” “Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.” “Thine face is not worth sunburning.”

Tags: shakespeare, hamlet, to be or not to be, theater, acting
Stay Grounded Shorts
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Description: It's pretty good advice, if you ask me. Great for people who like tattoos, but are too chicken to get one.

Tags: anchor, ink, ink graphic, nautical, ocean
2 muffins in an oven Shorts
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Description: So there are 2 muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?" The other muffin says, "AHHH! ATALKING MUFFIN!" I like corny jokes.

Tags: oven, muffin, muffins, talking, joke
Cinderella's Sparrows Shorts
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Description: If Cinderella was a sailor and her sparrows were tattoos...

Tags: bird, birds, disney, dream, fairy tale
Don't Tell Me to Keep Calm Shorts
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Description: ...or else.

Tags: keep calm, keep calm and carry on, keepcalm, uk, skull
Crestfallen Shorts
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Description: A Tom Swifty (or Tom Swiftie) is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed. Tom Swifties may be considered a type of wellerism.

Tags: crestfallen, english, funny, grammar, humor
Holiday Decor Shorts
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Tags: deer, chanukah, holiday, winter, decoration

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