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Description: FARTIST. A big brushstroke F and a splash of FM green paint turn the artist into something a little gassier. A funny fart pun for painters, art teachers, creatives and anyone who believes every masterpiece starts with a good rip. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear
Description: WTF? Wet Taco Fart. Blocky, square-cut WTF lettering over the three words nobody wants to say after Taco Tuesday, now in FartMerch green. A funny wet fart design for taco lovers, gross-out humor fans, and anyone who regrets the extra hot sauce. Great gag gift, white elephant pick, or just a loud statement. Printed in flat FartMerch green for dark shirts only, so it pops. Perfect for Taco Tuesday, Cinco de Mayo, and road-trip jokes. From FartMerch.
Description: Meet the Fart Weasel. A bold skunk with a big curled tail and FartMerch green stripes, outlined in white so it pops on dark shirts, with FART WEASEL in worn, brushy lettering underneath. A funny skunk fart gift for animal lovers, dads, brothers and anyone with a reputation. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear.
Description: While you were reading this, I farted. A smirking retro 1950s pop-art woman on a rotary phone, in a distressed deep green panel with a FartMerch green grunge border, with the confession set in bold condensed type. A funny vintage comic fart gift for sarcastic friends, coworkers, moms and anyone who just got caught reading. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear.
Description: Meet Fartsalotl, the cutest axolotl on the internet, happily slurping ramen noodles while a glowing FartMerch green fart cloud puffs out behind him. Closed happy eyes, blushing cheeks, zero shame. A funny kawaii axolotl gift for ramen lovers, anime fans, axolotl obsessives and anyone who loves a good fart joke. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear.
Description: I love farts. All of them. A heavy distressed slab-type "I ♥ FARTS" with a FartMerch cloud heart, smell-tested by FartMerch. No refunds, no regrets, no ventilation. The perfect funny fart shirt for fart lovers, dads, and anybody with a sense of humor and a weak stomach. Replaces the three older I Love to FART / FARTing / FARTs designs.
Description: POE-etic Justice: sometimes silent and always deadly. A moody gothic portrait with a sly grin and FM green script, made for English teachers, book lovers and anyone who thinks the raven was not the only thing haunting the room. A funny literary fart pun for readers, writers and poetry nerds. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear
Description: Achieve inner peace, with farts. A serene meditating figure sits in an FM green lotus while a wisp of gas rises below. A funny yoga fart gift for meditators, yogis, spiritual skeptics and anyone whose downward dog got a little too real. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear
