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Description: FARTIST. A big brushstroke F and a splash of FM green paint turn the artist into something a little gassier. A funny fart pun for painters, art teachers, creatives and anyone who believes every masterpiece starts with a good rip. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear

Description: WTF? Wet Taco Fart. Blocky, square-cut WTF lettering over the three words nobody wants to say after Taco Tuesday, now in FartMerch green. A funny wet fart design for taco lovers, gross-out humor fans, and anyone who regrets the extra hot sauce. Great gag gift, white elephant pick, or just a loud statement. Printed in flat FartMerch green for dark shirts only, so it pops. Perfect for Taco Tuesday, Cinco de Mayo, and road-trip jokes. From FartMerch.

Description: Meet the Fart Weasel. A bold skunk with a big curled tail and FartMerch green stripes, outlined in white so it pops on dark shirts, with FART WEASEL in worn, brushy lettering underneath. A funny skunk fart gift for animal lovers, dads, brothers and anyone with a reputation. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear.

Description: While you were reading this, I farted. A smirking retro 1950s pop-art woman on a rotary phone, in a distressed deep green panel with a FartMerch green grunge border, with the confession set in bold condensed type. A funny vintage comic fart gift for sarcastic friends, coworkers, moms and anyone who just got caught reading. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear.

Description: Eat. Sleep. Fart. Repeat. A big distressed band-tee stack with the REPEAT line fading out, FART in FartMerch green. The daily routine, honestly told. A funny fart gift for dads, gamers, and professional couch people.

Description: Meet Fartsalotl, the cutest axolotl on the internet, happily slurping ramen noodles while a glowing FartMerch green fart cloud puffs out behind him. Closed happy eyes, blushing cheeks, zero shame. A funny kawaii axolotl gift for ramen lovers, anime fans, axolotl obsessives and anyone who loves a good fart joke. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear.

Description: Warning: FART machine in operation. A bold FM green hazard sign with skull and crossbones and a black label that says it all. A funny warning-sign fart gift for brothers, dads, roommates and anyone who runs on beans. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear

Description: Dab? Nope. BRRT. A St. Patrick's Day embroidered-patch badge with a leprechaun hat, four-leaf clovers, and the Leprechaun Division's official answer to the dab. Funny St Paddy's Day fart shirt for parades, pub crawls and lucky gas.