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Description: Will that vampire smile or just bite your neck and suck your blood? This mouth has spooky teeth with sharp vampire fangs! Great gift for a friend who likes goth outfits, a vampire novel series or creepy horror movie. Wear to the Halloween party, spook alley, haunted house, or trick or treating. Fun for kids and funny joke for adults. Works as a cheap and easy costume with red or black cape. Graphic license Vecteezy.

Description: Does that glowing Halloween jack o lantern face look suspicious to you? What is that spooky pumpkin head thinking? Probably about that pumpkin spice latte that you had today! Fun gift for kids or makes an easy and cheap costume. Wear to the pumpkin patch, trick or treat, spook alley, haunted house or any fall/autumn party. Graphic license Vecteezy.

Description: Are you the crazy uncle or dad who always has the corny jokes? This jolly pumpkin jack o lantern will make your friends and family laugh and ask for more jokes. Wear this pumpkin king of puns to the Halloween party, trick or treating or around the Thanksgiving dinner table. Great gift for anyone who enjoys humor and loves to entertain with horrible puns. Graphic license Vecteezy.

Description: Why do we text happy smiling poop emoticon to friends on the phone? Wouldn't you be worried if you saw a grinning face looking up at you from the toilet? Even if kind of cute, don't trust that laughing piece of poo! Give this to a friend who enjoys texting and appreciates bathroom humor. Graphic license Vectortoons.

Description: You came to Thanksgiving dinner not for the turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy and stuffing but for the pumpkin pie! A favorite traditional fall harvest dessert flaky crust filled with pumpkin squash filling topped with whipped cream. Wear to family turkey day or Christmas dinner. Perfect gift for the friend who likes pumpkin spice everything. Does your mom or grandma bake the best pie? Graphic license vecteezy.

Description: Whether the project is a scarf, hat, socks, mittens, blanket or an ugly Christmas sweater, you came to knit! Any knitter, yarn lover or fiber artist will show up if told there will be knitting. Grab your needles and your giant ball of lovely wool yarn and you become a knitting machine for hours. Great birthday gift for your sweetheart who is a yarn addict and loves to knit or crochet. Graphic license vecteezy.

Description: Getting the chance to gnaw on a giant, meaty smoked turkey leg is the best part of going to a theme park or medieval renaissance faire (fair). Roasted in tangy barbeque sauce and seasoned with salt and brown sugar it falls right off the bone. Wear to cheer on your favorite knight at a jousting tournament, to the family neighborhood BBQ or to Thanksgiving dinner. Don't you always want the drumstick? Lunch or dinner they are fit for a king or queen. Graphic license vecteezy.

Description: Two spooky ghosts bring all the BOOS you came for! Wear as a funny joke to a Halloween party, winery, bar or pub. Can go trick or treat as a cheap and easy costume idea. Great gift for someone who likes drinking beer, wine and other spirits. Make your friends laugh and say boo! Some came for the candy, games, scary movies, spiders, witches and goblins. Just raise your glass and tell them hey, I'm just here for the boos! Graphic license vecteezy.

Description: Do you love jelly beans? Always want some in your easter basket or Halloween trick or treat bag? How about for your sweetheart on Valentine's day? This sweet and chewy sugar pastel candy is for any holiday theme or just dessert or study treat. They even have crazy flavors and colors like sour, yellow popcorn or black licorice. Great gift for the candy lover who buys these bean shaped confections in bulk by the case. Graphic license vecteezy.

Description: Do you go to the deli or even to New York to find the perfect bagel? Traditionally from the Jewish communities of Poland, this round dough is boiled in water and then baked. Often toasted, sliced and spread with cream cheese and lox. Do you like them with sesame seeds, poppy seed, raisins or plain? Maybe bagel chips are your favorite. Wear to the delicatessen or office meeting. Great gift for a food lover or your bagel maker grandpa! Graphic license vecteezy.

Description: Do you get super excited every fall because it's time for your favorite sport? Grab your football helmet, gloves and cleats and head to the football field! Whether neighborhood flag football, fantasy football, your college team, family game on the lawn at Thanksgiving, or the big bowl tournament. Wear to play or cheer on your high school champion team. For cheerleaders and pep squad too! Great gift for football sports fans, kids, football player card collectors or weekend athletes.

Description: Throw on your basketball shoes, jersey and shorts because it's time to dribble the basket ball and shoot some hoops! Neighborhood shirts and skins or maybe some community or church basketball. Wear to practice, play or watch a game whether live at the basketball court or broadcast on TV. It's fun to cheer your favorite men's or women's team. Maybe you just like basketball player trading cards. Makes a great team gift or for any sports fan.

Description: Funny eclipse joke with a frosted donut in place of the moon hiding the sun. Do you love food more than astronomy? You can wear this after August 21, 2017 even if you missed the total solar eclipse! Great souvenir commemorative gift for someone who couldn't travel to witness the event or who didn't care about it! Graphic license creative commons attribution: vecteezy

Description: Funny eclipse joke with a round toaster waffle in place of the moon hiding the sun. Do you love food more than astronomy? You can wear this after August 21, 2017 even if you missed the total solar eclipse! Great souvenir commemorative gift for someone who couldn't travel to witness the event or who didn't care about it! Graphic license creative commons attribution: vecteezy

Description: Isn't it kind of spooky to think there is a human skeleton living right inside of you? Talking skulls are either friendly or creepy depending on how you feel about bones. Perfect for Halloween party or Day of the Dead celebration. Better than a mask, he's already under your skin! Great gift for a student of anatomy, medical school, or even osteology the study of bones. Fun for your goth friend with a sense of humor.

Description: Funny eclipse joke with pancake and butter in place of the moon hiding the sun. Do you love food more than astronomy? You can wear this after August 21, 2017 even if you missed the total solar eclipse! Great souvenir commemorative gift for someone who couldn't travel to witness the event or who didn't care about it! Graphic license creative commons attribution: vecteezy

Description: Do you only go to weddings because there will be cake? Or you need a bribe to go to the birthday party or boring office meeting. If you have to be there you might as well treat yo self to something delicious. Layered wedding cake with frosting and cherry on top. Wear to the bridal shower or bachelor party. Perfect for the dessert lover in your life or the introvert who hates parties. Funny gift for a baker or pastry chef.

Description: Funny eclipse joke with a large pepperoni and cheese pizza in place of the moon hiding the sun. Do you love food more than astronomy? You can wear this after August 21, 2017 even if you missed the total solar eclipse! Great souvenir commemorative gift for someone who couldn't travel to witness the event or who didn't care about it!

Description: Funny eclipse joke with a chocolate chip cookie in place of the moon hiding the sun. Do you love food more than astronomy? You can wear this after August 21, 2017 even if you missed the total solar eclipse! Great souvenir commemorative gift for someone who couldn't travel to witness the event or who didn't care about it! Graphic license creative commons attribution: vecteezy

Description: Funny eclipse joke with bagel in place of the moon hiding the sun. Do you love food more than astronomy? You can wear this after August 21, 2017 even if you missed the total solar eclipse! Great souvenir commemorative gift for someone who couldn't travel to witness the event or who didn't care about it! Graphic license creative commons attribution: vecteezy

Description: Forget the popcorn cart or lemonade stand, you crave delicious pastry wands of fried dough coated in cinnamon sugar goodness. Similar to funnel cake or frybread, churros are popular with Mexican food and also in Spain, France, Portugal and the Philippines. Wear to the theme park, water park, street fair, carnival or farmers market. Gift for your friend who is crazy for churro snacks and runs for the churro cart.

Description: Put on your square dancing shoes or cowboy boots, western shirt, dress or fluffy petticoat skirt because the country music is playing and the caller is saying grab your partner! Hear the fiddle? Features a man and woman couple in square dance costumes. Wear to dance lessons, county fair, barn dance, clogging, round dancing, to watch competitions. Traditional or modern makes a great gift for a folk dancer fan. Graphic license creative commons attribution: vecteezy.

Description: Do you need a bribe to come to the boring office meeting or stupid work party? Nothing better than a fresh, hot doughnut with frosting and chocolate or rainbow sprinkles. If you have to be there you might as well treat yo self to something delicious. Perfect for the doughnut and dessert lover in your life or the introvert who hates parties. Funny gift for a baker or pastry chef. Goes great with your donut hat, pillow, school supplies or other food accessories.

Description: You need your solar eclipse glasses to protect your eyes from the sun during this rare totality event. Let them know they are not for borrowing! Perfect to wear to the eclipse viewing party on August 21, 2017. The USA viewing states are Oregon, Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, Iowa, Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, Illinois, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, North Carolina, and South Carolina.

Description: Maybe you feel a little grumpy and sarcastic today or you just like making people cry with onion fumes. You have layers too! Wear in the kitchen, the vegetable garden, or to watch the chef slice onions on your favorite TV cooking show. Perfect gift for a gardener, foodie, culinary school student or anyone with a smart aleck biting sense of humor. After we cry let's fry some onion rings!

Description: Did you come for the camping, hiking, backpacking, mountain climbing, or to be outdoors in nature? No, you came for the smores! Best camp fire cooking dessert treat with a toasted marshmallow, chocolate bar in a graham cracker sandwich. No cookout is complete without a s'more. It means want some more! Wear on nature hikes, campfire singing, in the camper, trailer, tent or RV. Perfect for kids sleep away, scouting camp event or family reunion. Graphic license: Creative Commons. Attribution kostolom3000, vecteezy

Description: So you like to rise from the grave and go walking with the undead to find tasty brains? Great gift for someone (living or dead) who likes zombie books and scary zombie monster movies. Wear as a Halloween costume for trick or treat, to the haunted house, spook alley, theme park holiday night, your local zombie jamboree or even apocalypse! Zombies thrill you to death.

Description: Are you a cat person who is crazy for cute furry baby kittens and wants to pet them all? All with whiskers and an adorable pink nose. Cute kitten paw prints will be like catnip to you! Wear to the pet store, animal shelter, cat rescue meetup, or just casual around the house with your feline kitty pets. Great gift for animal and cat lovers.

Description: Do you love traditional beer made by a small brewery? Are you a member of the local craft beer brewer's guild and have your favorite brews? By the glass, mug, or stein you have good taste in crafted beer. Wear to the craft beer festival or event, Oktoberfest (Octoberfest), Biergarten (German beer garden) party or local pub. Great gift for the craft beer drinker or enthusiast.

Description: If you love dogs, what is better than a warm cuddly puppy dog with a tummy to rub? Cute puppy paw prints pattern will make you wag your tail. Wear to the dog park, pet store, dog breed kennel club meeting, animal shelter, or around the house with your canine pets! Great gift for animal and dog lovers.

Description: I'm here with my rolling pin, spatula, wooden spoon, and wire whisk covered in flour because I'm told there would be baking! Perfect for the cook or baker in your life who lives to mix and punch the dough and bake bread, rolls, cake or cookies. Great gift for bakery or pastry chef, cooking school student, maybe your mom or grandma has excellent culinary skill. Wear to cooking class or just around the kitchen or watching cooking shows on TV!

Description: Do you like drama whether in a movie film, television or stage play production? Maybe just everyday drama at work or school is entertaining. These comedy tragedy masks are the perfect expression! Wear to the movies, acting class, performing arts school, script writing filmmaking, or even Thanksgiving dinner or the family reunion where there is sure to be drama. Perfect gift for the drama seeker in your life (you know who!)

Description: Do you go to events hoping there will be karaoke singing? Is the local karaoke bar your hangout? Grab the microphone, start the karaoke machine, read the lyrics, and you are an instant rock star! Wear to a disco or karaoke club, office party, bachelor or bachelorette party, birthday party or to any celebration or event with music. Great gift for a karaoke lover like wedding singer or DJ (disc jockey).

Description: If you're riding an ocean wave or waxing your surfboard before hitting the beach this Summer you love the sport of surfboarding! Features a barefoot surfer dude headed to the water and waves. Wear to the beach, Summer family vacation, beach house, surf camp, lifeguard certification, out surfing or paddle-boarding. Great gift for a California or Hawaii surfer guy!