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I Was Told There Would Be Billiards Pool Table Shorts
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Description: Whether you call it billiards, pool or snooker, this game shows your skill with the lucky eight ball and cue stick. Wear to a pool tournament, billiard room, pool hall, family game night, bar, pub, or casual in the game room or man cave. Makes a great birthday gift for the pool table fanatic in your life. Perfect for your billiard or pool player hustler dad or grandpa.

Tags: billiard ball, pool cue, snooker table, billiard table, billiard player
I Was Told There Would Be Coffee Shorts
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Description: What does it take to get you to a Monday morning office staff meeting? How about a nice jolt of caffeine from a hot cup of java? Maybe even some espresso. Smell the coffee beans and start up the coffee pot. Great gift for the caffeine addict in your life like your boss, co-worker or employee. How about for a student (or a teacher) who hates early morning classes? Wear to any school or work gathering to let them know your favorite hot beverage is the real reason you are there.

Tags: caffeinate, caffeine, caffeine addict, espresso, i hate mornings
I Was Told There Would Be Breakdancing Shorts
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Description: Did you come for the hip hop music or some serious acrobatic street dancing? Breaking is a thrilling form of dance with athletic moves like a spinning headstand or intricate footwork. Sometimes called bboying or bboy dancing. Great gift for a breakdancer friend male or female. Perfect to wear to practice or a dance tournament.

Tags: acrobatics, bboying, breaking, headstand, breakdance
I Was Told There Would Be Chess Strategy Board Game Shorts
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Description: You know your way around a chess board all your chess pieces: King, Queen, Bishop, Knight (Horse), Rook (Castle, Tower) Pawn. Do you want to be black or white this time? What's your strategy to checkmate your opponent with all the right moves? Wear this to game night, chess tournament, family game room, man cave, or just at the computer for video chess! Great gift for chess club gamer geek.

Tags: chess pawn, board game, chess player, checkmate, chess bishop
Changing Things I Cannot Accept Resistance Rebel Quote Shorts
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Description: I am no longer accepting the things I cannot change, I am changing the things I can no longer accept. Powerful statement in the face of unacceptable changes to our environment and basic rights.

Tags: rebellion, statement, fight, politics, resist
I'm A Professor. I Know Things About Stuff. Shorts
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Description: Are you a college or university professor? Whether you teach science, math, history, philosophy, business management or english literature you are definitely a smart person who knows things. Or may just a smart aleck who likes funny sayings. Perfect gift for a teacher going back to school or returning to campus classrooms in the fall. Why not for any instructor, faculty member, associate professor or the college dean. Great for a parent brother or sister who also teaches classes or just got a PHD doctorate degree.

Tags: teachers, back to school, smart, smart aleck, professors
I Don't Always Eat Your Cookies But When I Do, I Eat All Your Cookies Shorts

Description: Are you the office co-worker who steals the cookies from the break room cookie jar? You can't help yourself when there are warm crunchy chocolate chip or oatmeal goodies! Better hide your baked treats. Perfect for the cookie monster/cookie lover in your life. Fun for kids who love dessert or the college student who eats everything. Om nom nom! Great gift for a pastry chef or cook.

Tags: treats, bakery, cookie lover, cookie jar, selfish
I'm Sorry For That Mean, Awful and Completely Accurate Thing I Said. Shorts
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Description: You are sometimes brutally honest, speak your mind and have no filter. Not meant to be an insult, but If someone is offended by that, well here is their apology! Perfect gift for a best friend, brother or sister or mean girl you know at school. Hey, sarcasm and sarcastic phrases are your nature. Sorry not sorry!

Tags: apology, no filter, speak your mind, offended, brutally honest
Here's Where It Gets Crazy Shorts
Tags: humor, fake news, stories, crazy, hoaxes

Here's Where It Gets Crazy Shorts

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You Looked Cuter On The Internet Shorts
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Description: Let's face it, everyone tries to be better looking on the internet. Something has to make the girl or guy swipe right! Why not cut the internet dating drama and tell it like it is? Wear this on your first internet date and see if your potential mate has a sense of humor. Great conversation starter for men or women. Funny joke or gag gift idea!

Tags: you looked cuter online, dating, website, funny, swipe right
You Looked Better On The Internet Shorts
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Description: Let's face it, everyone tries to be better looking on the internet. Something has to make the girl or guy swipe right! Why not cut the internet dating drama and tell it like it is? Wear this on your first internet date and see if your potential mate has a sense of humor. Great conversation starter for men or women. Funny joke or gag gift idea!

Tags: first date, ok cupid, dating drama, blind date, swipe right
I'm Even Funnier On The Internet Shorts

Description: If you think I'm funny now, you should really see me on the internet! I just get more hilarious every time you log on. Perfect gift for the funny jokester in your life whether a blogger, vlogger, internet video celebrity, webmaster, or just someone who likes to be funny on the web.

Tags: social media, comedian, comedy, snapchat, blog life
I'm Even Smarter On The Internet Shorts

Description: If you think I'm smart now, you should really see me on the internet! I just get more intelligent every time you log on. Perfect gift for the smart computer nerd in your life whether a blogger, vlogger, internet video celebrity, webmaster, or just someone who likes to be on the web.

Tags: nerd, humor, geek, facebook, social media
I'm Even More Interesting On The Internet Shorts

Description: If you think I'm interesting now, you should really see me on the internet! I just get more fascinating every time you log on. Perfect gift for the fun loving computer nerd in your life whether a blogger, vlogger, internet video celebrity, webmaster, or just someone who likes to be interesting on the web.

Tags: funny, fascinating, personality, facebook, interesting
I Embraced My Inner Child. He Bit Me. Shorts
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Description: What if you embraced your inner child and he turned out to be a little brat?

Tags: bite, biters, spoiled, introvert, depression
I Embraced My Inner Child. She Bit Me. Shorts
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Description: What if you embraced your inner child and she turned out to be a little brat?

Tags: girl, anger management, psychology, pigtails, spoiled
Do I Have An Inner Child Or Just An Inner Idiot? Shorts
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Description: Wonder why you act crazy sometimes? Maybe your state of mental health or it could just be your inner stupid kid! Deep thoughts. This would be a fun gift for a psychologist counselor or therapist.

Tags: child psychiatrist, psychology, crazy, funny, mental health
Do I Have An Inner Child Or Just An Inner Idiot? Shorts
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Description: Wonder why you act crazy sometimes? Maybe your state of mental health or it could just be your inner stupid kid! Deep thoughts. This would be a fun gift for a psychologist counselor or therapist.

Tags: girl, idiot, pigtails, cartoon kid, stupid kid
My Inner Child Wants To Drink And Make Bad Choices. Shorts
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Description: Sometimes your inner child can be a little naughty. Are you going to indulge him today? This beer is not for me, it's for my inner child!

Tags: drunk humor, booze, beer, wine drinking, wine
My Inner Child Wants To Drink And Make Bad Choices. Shorts
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Description: Sometimes your inner child can be a little naughty. Are you going to indulge her today? This beer is not for me, it's for my inner child!

Tags: girl, drinking funny, drinking humor, partying, bad choices
I Love Summer Popsicles Shorts
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Description: When the hot weather arrives you can't wait for the ice cream man to bring your favorite sweet frozen treat! Summertime is perfect for enjoying an ice pop at the swimming pool or the beach.

Tags: x828skq, ice cream man, ice cream, frozen treat, cute

I Love Summer Popsicles Shorts

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Summer Is Popsicle Weather Shorts
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Description: When the hot weather arrives you can't wait for the ice cream man to bring your favorite sweet frozen treat! Summertime is perfect for enjoying an ice pop at the swimming pool or the beach. Great gift for a dessert lover as a tribute to their favorite seasonal food.

Tags: x828skq, sweet, beach, ice cream man, dessert lover

Summer Is Popsicle Weather Shorts

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Help! I'm Talking And I Can't Shut Up! Shorts
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Description: Even worse than falling and not being able to get up Is talking and not being able to shut up! Do you always put your foot in your mouth and say something super awkward? Maybe this will explain things to everyone. Fun for your toddler son or daughter who has learned to speak and now can't turn off their mouth!

Tags: blabber, toddler, mouth, stop talking, babble
I'm Wearing My Big Boy Pants Shorts
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Description: Look at you adulting like a big boy! Let them know that you are a responsible grown up who knows how to man up and deal with it. Or maybe you need this as inspiration for days when you just want to put on your diapers and take a nap. Great for someone who just got a new job, graduated high school or college or bought a new house. Funny for a toddler or kid who is potty training and is proud to announce he is a big boy like the grown ups.

Tags: grown up, responsible, manly man, funny, grown

I'm Wearing My Big Boy Pants Shorts

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I'm Wearing My Big Girl Pants Shorts
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Description: Look at you adulting like a big girl! Let them know that you are a responsible grown up who knows how to woman up and deal with it. Or maybe you need this as inspiration for days when you just want to put on your diapers and take a nap. Great gift for someone who just got a new job, graduated high school or college or bought a new house. Funny for a toddler or kid who is potty training and is proud to announce she is a big girl like the grown ups.

Tags: funny, diaper, deal with it, woman up, big girl panties
I'm Wearing My Fancy Pants Funny Attitude Swag Shorts
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Description: Show off your fancy schmancy swag style! When you wear this ALL your pants become fancy. Ooh la la! It doesn't make you snobbish or snooty to have a little classy elegant style. Great inspiration in the morning when you want to feel dressy inside but not actually dress up. Also funny sarcastic statement when you are wearing your most comfortable pair of jeans or sweatpants. They are fancypants if you say they are!

Tags: fancy schmancy, fancy, swag style, cool, snobbish
I'm Wearing My Sassy Pants Shorts
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Description: Are you the queen of sassiness? Been sassy since birth? This will show them that you are a bold and sassy girl (or boy!). Wear to work or school on casual day. Great gift for any smart aleck you know who likes enjoys showing a little sass. It's more than your outfit, it's your attitude.

Tags: smartass, smart aleck, saucy, bold, sass

I'm Wearing My Sassy Pants Shorts

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I'm Wearing My Smarty Pants Shorts
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Description: If you are a smart cookie or just a smart aleck you will be a real genius just by wearing your smartypants. Quickly become the teachers pet in any classroom when you go back to school. Perfect for kids to wear for a spelling bee or science fair. Great gift for college or university students for final exams or test taking mojo.

Tags: smart ass, science fair, smart aleck, university, spelling bee

I'm Wearing My Smarty Pants Shorts

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I'm Wearing My Bossy Pants Funny Sarcastic Shorts
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Description: Let them know that you are the big boss man or boss lady! Not to say that you are pushy or a dictator, but maybe just a little headstrong. So listen up! Great gift for a boss or supervisor with a sense of humor. For any teacher, parent, mom or dad, coach, team leader or business manager. Perfect for back to school!

Tags: pushy, dictator, headstrong, bossed around, bossy boots
I'm Wearing My Grouchy Pants Funny Grumpy Sarcastic Shorts
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Description: What do you do on a bad day when you are feeling grumpy crabby and cranky? You put on your grouchy pants to warn everyone they really should go away and leave you alone. Great gift for the introvert in your life who likes sarcastic humor. Perfect for a a PMS day when you want to wear sweat pants, take naps, eat chocolate and yell at whoever gets in your way. Don't complain, just put on your grouch pants!

Tags: humor, crabby, grouch, cranky, complain
You Never Know What You Have Until It's Gone...Like Toilet Paper Shorts
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Description: You can never appreciate loss until it is gone like the last sheet of toilet paper on the tube. Funny joke or gag gift for someone who is going away, moving, joining the military. This funny saying on the philosophy of life is the real poop. So maybe I like some bathroom jokes or potty humor. This is how I roll.

Tags: poo, poop, potty humor, pee, toilet
I Was Told There Would Be Dumplings Shorts
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Description: Whether you call them dumplings, gyoza or potstickers these are Asian food staples. In Chinese it means "Stuck to the Wok". Steamed boiled or fried they are eaten with chopsticks and are great with rice and soy sauce. In Boston they are called Peking ravioli. In Mandarin they are jiaozi. You will find them in your dim sum steamer basket. Wear to a Japanese restaurant or dinner party. Great gift for foodie friend in cooking school or student who is homesick for a taste of home.

Tags: soy sauce, food, chopsticks, japan, wok
I Was Told There Would Be Crepes Shorts
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Description: What's better than a delicious French thin pancake the wonderful crepe? Made in a pan or griddle, a dessert crepe with fruit jam filling like strawberry, blueberry or vanilla cream. Or maybe a savory dinner crepe with chicken and mushroom filling and wine sauce? Crepes Suzette flambe is magic! Great gift for a foodie lover of French cuisine. Is your mother or father a student at cooking school? Your brother or sister like to make French pastries? Wear to family dinner party, out to a restaurant, or watching cooking shows on TV.

Tags: foodie, blueberry, crepe, pancake, french
I Was Told There Would Be Bingo Shorts
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Description: Did someone say bingo game? If you love to fill your card spaces and yell BINGO this is your new lucky outfit. Perfect gift for gambling bingo or lotto (lottery) playing grandma or grandpa. Who is the King or Queen of Bingo? Get one for your bingo buddy. Wear to game night, casino night, tournament, church bingo game hall, retirement community center or casual around the game room, den or man cave.

Tags: bingo queen, bingo king, lottery winner, lottery balls, chance
I Was Told There Would Be Dragons Mythical Creature Shorts
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Description: Are you a brave knight come to slay the fire breathing dragon with a sword and shield? Or maybe you know how to make friends with the winged mythical creatures and fly off to a kingdom far away on a daring quest? If you love the supernatural or fantasy creatures you will visit any dungeon to see them. Wear to any theme park, medieval festival or renaissance fair (faire).

Tags: dragon breath, knight, supernatural, fantasy, slaying the dragon
I Was Told There Would Be Fairies Magical Fairy Tale Shorts
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Description: What would make you come to a party? Do you like the enchanted magical fantasy world of fairy wings and pixie dust? Is your backyard a garden pixie hollow with a nymph, sprite, or gnome around every corner? This is your own private fairy tale! Perfect gift for a boy or girl who wants to never grow up. Wear to a theme park, renaissance fair, marathon run, or as a fitness and workout outfit.

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