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Sorry Can't Help You. I Have Some Important Paperwork To Do. Shorts
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Description: For that person who is always bothering you at the office, you have some much more important business to doo.

Tags: humor, funny, toilet paper roll, tp, financial reports
Imperfect Action Beats Perfect Inaction Every Time Shorts

Description: For when you are feeling paralyzed or overwhelmed. Because taking imperfect action beats perfect inaction every single time! Great gift for a business startup, entrepreneur, boss, employee, team, or anyone who wants to get started on a project.

Tags: quotes, take action, inspirational, never give up, business entrepreneur
Takes Two To Tango, Challenge Accepted Cute Owl Dance Funny Shorts
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Description: Whether you tango with a partner...or are forever alone and like it that way. You can dance to your own music with this adorable owl with a rose in his beak. Fun for someone who does latin dance like tango, salsa, samba or cha-cha. Also would be an empowering and comforting shirt for someone who just had a breakup or divorce.

Tags: animal, ballroom dance, cha cha, tango dancer, partner dance
My Attorney Can Beat Up Your Attorney Shorts
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Description: Nobody will mess with you when you have the law on your side! Makes a funny gift for someone who works at a law firm, paralegal, legal secretary, or maybe your husband or wife is a tough attorney!

Tags: gift for lawyer, bankruptcy, lawyers gifts, lawyer funny, law

My Attorney Can Beat Up Your Attorney Shorts

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Shh! I'm Pretending It's Still The Weekend Shorts
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Description: Not ready for the weekend to be over? Just pretend it's still here! Monday morning never comes. Would make a fun gift for a teacher, student, employee, or anyone who would rather spend time relaxing than working. This will be your favorite any day of the week. Perfect for a vacation or long holiday weekend.

Tags: monday, week, monday morning, denial, work
Undercover Nudist Naked Naturist Humor Shorts
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Description: Perfect gift to anyone who is big on nudity or who simply enjoys letting it all hang out. Are you a nudist in disguise? Easy Halloween costume shirt.

Tags: halloween, nude, naked, funny, naturist

Undercover Nudist Naked Naturist Humor Shorts

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Let's Play The Quiet Game Shorts
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Description: Did your mom or dad ever say to you in the car Shh! Let's play the quiet game! It was a genius way to get you to shut up and stop talking. Give to the parent of a chatterbox toddler. Perfect for back to school gift for a preschool, high school or middle school teacher. How about your introvert college student friend who has a hangover and has too much noise from roommates. The world can be too loud and noisy but this sarcastic shirt can make it better with humor.

Tags: shut up, shhh, silence, too loud, noise

Let's Play The Quiet Game Shorts

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Alternative Alt Facts (Quacks) Rubber Duckie Shorts
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Description: "Alternative facts" may be lies, but cute rubber duckies are real! For your next anti-Trump protest or just the local duck pond. Great gift for someone who loves rubber ducks in their bathtub and hates fake news. A funny sarcastic way to poke a little fun at the alt-right with some adorable alt-quacks!

Tags: political, alt right, kellyanne conway, alternative facts, fake news
All Stressed Up And No One To Choke Shorts
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Description: Are you anxious and stressed at your job? Time for final exams? Are the kids driving you crazy? This is the perfect way to let everyone know how you feel.

Tags: humor, anxiety, stress, anger management, anger issues

All Stressed Up And No One To Choke Shorts

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Let's Tango Owl With Rose Shorts
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Description: Who could resist this adorable owl with a rose in his beak ready to do some latin dancing? Great gift for dancer, ballroom dance team, dance instructor, cha-cha samba or salsa dancer.

Tags: ballroom dance, ballroom dancing, dance instructor, rose, ballroom

Let's Tango Owl With Rose Shorts

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USA Stylized Graphic American Flag July 4th Patriotic Shorts
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Description: Stylized wavy version of the star spangled banner in red white and blue. Perfect for 4th of July, Memorial Day, Labor day, Armed Forces Day or Veteran's Day.

Tags: united states of america, patriot, 4th of july, stars and stripes, independence day
You Light My Sparkler Fireworks Love Shorts
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Description: Your smile lights up the sky like fireworks on the 4th of July! Show your boyfriend or girlfriend some patriotic love. Great gift for your sweetheart on independence day. Perfect for the 4th of July picnic, pool party or BBQ.

Tags: firecracker, fire, sparks, pyro, pyrotechics

You Light My Sparkler Fireworks Love Shorts

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It's Cinco de Mayo! I wish you were a piñata! Shorts
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Eat More Hole Foods Junk Food Frosted Donut Shorts
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Description: Show everyone how diet conscious you are because after all donuts are hole foods! They are pretty and colorful as well as a great dessert. This is a great gift to give to someone who loves junk food or as a cute joke for the diet fanatic in your life like a nutritionist or dietitian. How about for a pastry chef or a bakery? Would make a funny workout shirt too.

Tags: donut lover, hole foods, dessert, sprinkles, doughnuts
I'm An Engineer. I Know Things About Stuff Shorts
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Description: Whether you are a mechanical, electrical, chemical, aerospace, technical or civil engineer you are definitely a smart person who knows things. Or maybe just a smart aleck who likes funny sayings. Perfect gift for your favorite engineer who digs math, science and all things tech. Do you have an engineer husband or wife, dad or mom? For that awesome geek friend with an engineering degree that works in software development.

Tags: software engineer, engineer humor, technical engineer, math, mechanical engineer
I Was Told There Would Be Nerds Geek Glasses Shorts
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Description: If you are a geekboy or geekgirl, tech nerd, or just find geekery or nerdculture sexy, you will appreciate this geeky humor. Wait, are those ironic retro hipster glasses? Design features set of big nerd glasses frames for men, women or kids. Wear to your next nerd party, chess club, computer gaming or comic book convention. Perfect for a first date with that nerdboy or nerdgirl you met online.

Tags: retro, nerdculture, geekboy, geeky humor, nerdgirl
I Was Told There Would Be Surfing Shorts
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Description: If you're riding an ocean wave or waxing your surfboard before hitting the beach this Summer you love the sport of surfboarding! Features a barefoot surfer chick headed to the water and waves. Wear to the beach, Summer family vacation, beach house, surf camp, lifeguard certification, out surfing or paddle-boarding. Great gift for a California or Hawaii surfer girl! Graphic license: Creative Commons. Attribution: Natasha Sinegina, Super Coloring

Tags: beach, california, hawaii, ocean, sea

I Was Told There Would Be Surfing Shorts

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Cute Ducklings Pattern Ducks In A Row Rebel Shorts
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Description: Even if you finally get your ducks in a row, there is always that one! If you are a rebel nonconformist who likes to express individuality or you just like cute baby animals these adorable fluffy ducklings march their webbed feet into your heart. Great gift for animal or bird lover, or someone easily distracted. Fun for kids to wear to the duck pond or the zoo.

Tags: individuality, rebel, baby ducks, cute animals, rebellious
I Was Told There Would Be Tea English Teatime Shorts
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Description: Whether herbal tea, black or green tea, hot or iced, with caffeine or decaffeinated you will take a teacup over a coffee cup. Of course, the biscuits and crumpets are great too! Wear to a proper English breakfast or afternoon tea time. Tea drinking is a big part of British and Japanese culture. Is organic your cup of tea? Fun for kids to wear to a tea party with their dolls and toys, to the tea house or shop, or just relaxing with friends.

Tags: tea, herbal tea, english, cup of tea, caffeine
I Was Told There Would Be Black Licorice Shorts
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Description: Hoping for some licorice in your Easter basket or Halloween trick or treat bag? Maybe Christmas stocking! Red or black licorice candies come in all sorts of chewable shapes and ropes to satisfy a sweet tooth. People either love or hate the distinctive anise flavor of licorice root or extract. Even black jelly beans! Great gift for sweets lover who loves a stick or roll of gourmet licorice. Graphic license vecteezy.

Tags: easter candy, christmas candy, black jelly beans, licorice ropes, red licorice

I Was Told There Would Be Black Licorice Shorts

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I Was Told There Would Be Ghouls Shorts
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I Was Told There Would Be Ghouls Shorts

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I Was Told There Would Be Sharks Shorts

Description: You may wish to see them from the safety of the big tank instead of the deep blue sea because of those teeth and jaws, but these creatures are not toys and deserve our respect. Kids love a shark fin any day of the week. Is the great white shark your school mascot? Great gift for a marine biologist, scuba diver, snorkel fan or team swimmer. Wear to a water park, ocean animal theme park, birthday party, or watching nature shows on TV. Graphic license Vecteezy.

Tags: kids shark, scuba diver, shark fin, marine biologist, sea

I Was Told There Would Be Sharks Shorts

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I Was Told There Would Be Caramel Apples Shorts
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Description: Is your favorite fall season treat a delicious apple on a stick coating with a sweet carmelized taffy coating and maybe rolled in peanuts? Homemade sauce with caramels turns them into natural lollipops. Wear to the Halloween party, trick or treat, autumn bonfire, annual apple picking harvest festival or the family Thanksgiving dinner table. Great gift for a candy maker. Graphic license Vecteezy.

Tags: caramelized, autumn, fall, bobbing for apples, halloween

I Was Told There Would Be Caramel Apples Shorts

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I Was Told There Would Be Mistletoe Kiss Christmas Shorts
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Description: This cute tee shirt to celebrate the festive tradition of kissing under a garland of merry mistletoe with berries is sure to get a laugh. It's no secret why you came! Wear to the work office holiday party, family reunion dinner, school pageant, going to see Santa Claus at the shopping mall, decorating the tree or hanging Christmas lights! Perfect couples gift for newlyweds or your boyfriend/girlfriend. Graphic license Vecteezy.

Tags: xmas, christmas, kiss, santa claus, under the mistletoe
I Was Told There Would Be Santa's Elves Christmas Elf Shorts
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Description: Do you need an army of Santa's helpers to wrap presents, hang strings of lights and decorate the tree? These elves are here with their colorful hats to make some toys. Great gift for your buddy who plays Santa Claus. Wear to the work office holiday party, family reunion, watching a favorite Christmas movie, organizing volunteers at the shelter, or planning secret presents. Perfect for a teacher with a classroom of little elves. Graphic license Vecteezy.

Tags: volunteer, santa claus, santas helpers, holiday, elf movie
Total Lunar Eclipse 2018 Square Dance Couple Shorts

Description: Put on your square dancing shoes and fluffy petticoat skirt on January 31st 2018. It's time to dance to the light of the blood moon. Pair of silhouette dancers in full western traditional costume dancing to the full moon. A perfect souvenir for a folk dancer fan friend or family member who will be in the path of totality. Throw a moonlight barn dance or wear to dance lessons, the national competition or fair! Graphic license Vecteezy.

Tags: partners, silhouettes, couple, dancers, dancer gift
Do I Look Like A Meteorologist? Groundhog Day Funny Shorts

Description: Every February 2nd he gets asked if there will be an early Spring. But this sassy groundhog doesn't care about your six more weeks of freezing Winter. Perfect for someone on the east coast with the bomb cyclone and polar vortex cold! Wear to a family movie/dvd watching party for some laughs. Maybe with a top hat! Great gift for a sarcastic weatherman, student of meteorology, or someone who enjoys facts about the weather. Graphic license Vecteezy.

Tags: sassy, funny, groundhog day, weather, spring

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