Description: Well, actually I can't cook, and I am starting a restaurant. "Mike's Cereal Shack." I'm thinking we'll have as many varieties as you can buy in the store.

Description: I've always wanted to be in the witness protection program. Fresh start. No debts, no baggage. I've already got my name picked up: "Lord Rupert Everton." I'm a shipping merchant who raises fancy dogs. That's the life.

Description: Knights of the Night are volunteer crime patrollers. Join the knighthood as we shine a light on crime. Impromptu flashlight tag may occur.

Description: Laverne packs up the pie wagon at 5 so... That’s only twenty minutes from now. The pie shop is thirteen miles away. So at fifty five miles an hour that just gives us five minutes to spare.

Description: Don’t you think you would be a lot more productive if while you were doing work you looked down at your shirt and saw the best rural pie stand in Pennsylvania?

Description: Agrotourism is a lot more than a bed and breakfast. It consists of tourists coming to a farm, showing them around, giving them a bed, giving them breakfast.

Description: Schrute Farms is very easy to find. It's right in the middle of the root vegetable district. The architecture reminds one of a quaint Tuscan beet farm.