Description: I've always wanted to be in the witness protection program. Fresh start. No debts, no baggage. I've already got my name picked up: "Lord Rupert Everton." I'm a shipping merchant who raises fancy dogs. That's the life.

Description: My grandfather was told that Diamond Dancer would never race again. They were wrong. He came in 9th in the Apple Creek Derby and his jerky came in 3rd the following year. A majestic beast. So fast. So tender.

Description: First rule in road-side beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, 'Wow. I need this beet right now.' Those are the money beets.

Description: Agrotourism is a lot more than a bed and breakfast. It consists of tourists coming to a farm, showing them around, giving them a bed, giving them breakfast.