Description: Well, actually I can't cook, and I am starting a restaurant. "Mike's Cereal Shack." I'm thinking we'll have as many varieties as you can buy in the store.

Description: I've always wanted to be in the witness protection program. Fresh start. No debts, no baggage. I've already got my name picked up: "Lord Rupert Everton." I'm a shipping merchant who raises fancy dogs. That's the life.

Description: My grandfather was told that Diamond Dancer would never race again. They were wrong. He came in 9th in the Apple Creek Derby and his jerky came in 3rd the following year. A majestic beast. So fast. So tender.

Description: Knights of the Night are volunteer crime patrollers. Join the knighthood as we shine a light on crime. Impromptu flashlight tag may occur.

Description: Laverne packs up the pie wagon at 5 so... That’s only twenty minutes from now. The pie shop is thirteen miles away. So at fifty five miles an hour that just gives us five minutes to spare.

Description: Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah, role call. My name’s Laverne. Yeah! I make good pies. Yeah! I’ll fix your tires. Yeah! So stop on by. Role call!

Description: Don’t you think you would be a lot more productive if while you were doing work you looked down at your shirt and saw the best rural pie stand in Pennsylvania?

Description: Agrotourism is a lot more than a bed and breakfast. It consists of tourists coming to a farm, showing them around, giving them a bed, giving them breakfast.

Description: Schrute Farms is very easy to find. It's right in the middle of the root vegetable district. The architecture reminds one of a quaint Tuscan beet farm.