Grip Grand

Description: Perfect for babies, grandparents, and other piss freaks. For fans of self-urination.

Description: You know the song from Eraserhead. Man, that weird baby really freaks me out. Eraserhead is a movie by David Lynch. If you buy the shirt version of this thing, it basically says so on the back.

Description: It’s a letter board at a diner that says “now serving” followed by the words “sorry, we are out of cunt…meatloaf still available.” I think it’s pretty self explanatory. For fans of serving cunt, not serving cunt, diners, and meatloaf. Also, good old fashioned hospitality.

Description: Infected by the croak mind virus! It’s like the woke mind virus, but for frogs! And I love frogs

Description: Vintage pulp crime fiction illustration of a black domino face mask and a small black handgun, on a red paper field with the book price of 25 cents pictured

Description: Vintage mid century pulp science fiction illustration of an astronaut on fire in space and you can kind of see his bones

Description: Iconic movie, iconic vintage flier, you should watch Paris is burning if you haven’t, top ten documentary

Description: 1920’s Art Deco rendering of a woman’s long and shapely legs

Description: A photograph I took of a famous photograph but then I did stuff to it

Description: A woman throwing her hands over her head with pleasure, retro old magazine erotica look

Description: Vintage mid-century style illustration of a colorful, feathery sea anemone

Description: Diablo Records released underground Spanish-language adult comedy LPs in the 1960s-70s. Their logo is exttemely sick. For fans of music, vinyl, and the devil. Un disco marca Diablo!

Description: Brian De Palma’s Phantom of the Paradise features a Faustian bargain between a tortured young musician and, spoiler alert for Faustian bargains, the Devil. The devil runs a record company. The name of that company is Death Records.

Description: Remember those ads that said ‘you wouldn’t download a car’ or whatever? Ah, nostalgia. This is like that but about sexy sex organs. Namely, penis.

Description: It’s a man holding a bunch of money. He is a capitalist. This is an anticapitalist shirt. Money men ruined the world. Don’t let the, seduce you with their fake economics. They only know greed.

Description: ‘There Is No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism’ original digital illustration by Grip Grand. Your favorite fast food friends cannibalize each other in the name of profit. Educational fun for you and your anti-capitalist pals

Description: What if a horse could talk? Would the horse thank you for riding it and making it pull your stagecoach? Idk my friend. In this case, the man is joking around, he says ‘why the long face’ and the horse isn’t having it. Things turn dark real quick. Horse humor. Don’t say neigh!

Description: Oops I seem to have gotten my iconic 90’s television programs mixed up. Which is the one bout solving mysteries? Twin Files? X-Peaks? Either way, it’s not that clever. The tshirt version has a joke on the back. It’s a cheeky gag about human breasts and the artsy tv show.

Description: ‘You Do You’ original artwork by Grip Grand, digital illustration on found vintage cigarette advertisement, 2020. A suave monster man smokes Facts brand cigarettes and exhorts you to be realistic like he is, meanwhile he has an acid tab on his tongue and a tiny guy screaming on his shoulder. Facts cigarette ad parody, defaced with love.

Description: ‘Wild Night at the Symphony’ original artwork by Grip Grand, digital illustration on found advertisement. Monster girl experiences cigarettes, chocolate bars, lobster claws, and some kind of stuffed animal

Description: ‘Sip Some’ original artwork by Grip Grand, digital illustration on found vintage liquor advertisement. Featuring a pair of colorful monsters drinking southern comfort-type liquor surrounded by blood, gold chains, a sentient slug saying ‘only death loves you’ and so forth

Description: ‘New Box’ original digital illustration on found Newport cigarette ad by Grip Grand, 2020. Monsters eat sausages, shrimp, and worms, with pleasure! Vintage Newport cigarette ad defaced in good fun

Description: “Skull Face” original artwork by Grip Grand, pen and ink on paper, 2020. A skull covered in hand-drawn cartoon faces, including classic characters from your favorite comic books, comic strips, and cartoons. Includes hidden ACAB

Description: ‘Blurst’ original artwork by Grip Grand, digital illustration on found advertisement, 2020. Alien woman and monster octopus cavort in the beautiful interior of a vintage muscle car, as seen in a found advertisement from the 1960’s. Monster girl puts on make up next to her octopus friend

Description: ‘Animal Lecture’ original artwork by Grip Grand, digital illustration on found photo featuring colorful monster students attending a lecture

Description: Masked Man original painting by Grip Grand, acrylic on paper, 2021. Masked vintage amateur wrestler portrait in luchador type wrestling mask, for fans of wrestling, ski masks, wrestling masks, vintage amateur wrestling and wrestlers

Description: Behind You! original illustration by Grip Grand, 2020. Digital illustration on found postcard photo, watch out for giant lizard monsters in the desert, tourist beware

Description: “Jug Face” original artwork by Grip Grand, pen and ink on paper, 2020. A jug covered in hand-drawn cartoon faces from all over pop culture

Description: ‘my other car is a long conversation with an absent god’ bumper sticker design by Grip Grand, a fun gift for those pondering the existence of the divine or lack thereof. Atheist? Agnostic? Religious? Anti religious? This humorous slogan is confused about all of them. What does it mean? Even I don’t know.

Description: “Heart Face” original artwork by Grip Grand, pen and ink on paper, 2020. Anatomical heart covered in hand-drawn cartoon faces, including classic characters from your favorite cartoons, comics, comic strips, and pop culture personas

Description: “Coffin Face” original artwork by Grip Grand, pen and ink on paper, 2020. A 3D coffin shaped box covered in hand-drawn cartoon faces, including classic pop culture characters from your favorite cartoons, comics, movies, and more

Description: Betty Boom! original design by Grip Grand. American traditional tattoo drawing of classic Fleischer Studios cartoon legend Betty Boop as a big swinging ball & chain flail mace thing. That gal is a knockout, now show her in style.