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The Great Worm 02 Nov 1988 Retro Internet History Computer Worm Hacker Bag
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Description: One worm, one bad night in 1988, and the internet learned what 'wormable' means. On 2 November 1988 a self-replicating program got loose on the internet and copied itself from one Unix machine to the next, using weak passwords, trusted-host logins and bugs in common network services. Machines across universities and research labs slowed down or had to be pulled off the network while administrators worked out what was happening. It became known as the Great Worm. It was one of the first worms to spread across the internet, and it led to the creation of the first computer emergency response team. This pen-and-ink design shows a big segmented worm coiled around a boxy 1980s workstation. The workstation is wired into a period-accurate thick Eth

Tags: 1988, computer history, computer worm, cybersecurity, ethernet
Quoth the Server 404 Poe Raven Server Rack Sysadmin Web Developer Humor Bag
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Description: Once upon a midnight dreary, the page you wanted was not found. In Edgar Allan Poe's poem The Raven, a midnight visitor answers every question with one word: Nevermore. This raven has moved into the data center. Perched on top of an open 19-inch server rack, it answers every request with the HTTP status code 404 Not Found. Drawn in the style of a Victorian steel engraving, with fine hatched feathers, rack-mount servers, rack rails, blanking panels, a cable bundle and a perforated door, under bold serif lettering that reads QUOTH THE SERVER, 404. Printed in one cream ink. Made for sysadmins, web developers, programmers, network engineers, help desk heroes and fans of gothic poetry.

Tags: 404, data center, edgar allan poe, error 404, gothic
LO The Internet's First Word 1969 Retro Computer History Network Engineer Bag
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Description: It was supposed to say LOGIN. It got two letters in, then crashed. On 29 Oct 1969 the first message on the network that grew into the internet was meant to be LOGIN, but the system crashed after two letters, so the first word ever sent was LO. Vintage pen-and-ink teletype line art in one cream ink, made for black and navy shirts. For network engineers, sysadmins, programmers and computer history fans.

Tags: 1969, arpanet, computer history, first message, geek
Patch Tuesday Everyday CVE Chart Sysadmin Security Bag
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Description: Patch Tuesday was supposed to be once a month. The vulnerability count had other plans. PATCH TUESDAY over a giant red EVERYDAY, above a bar chart of published CVEs per year from 1999 to 2026 drawn as rising towers in a bold constructivist poster style. The bar shape follows yearly published CVE counts from the NIST National Vulnerability Database; 2026 is a partial year with a striped section for the projected rest of the year. For sysadmins, IT staff, patch managers, security analysts and blue teamers.

Tags: bar chart, blue team, constructivist, cve, cybersecurity
Quick! Install the AI! Funny AI Takeover Download Bag
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Description: Half the internet says AI is about to take over. The other half is asking how to install it. AI/SI IS TAKING OVER! on top (SI stands for superintelligence), QUICK! INSTALL THE AI! below. For developers, sysadmins, IT staff and anyone who has clicked Install first and asked questions later.

Tags: ai humor, ai takeover, artificial intelligence, constructivist, data scientist
Quick! Install the AI! Funny AI Takeover Retro Robot Bag
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Description: Half the internet says AI is about to take over. The other half is asking how to install it. AI/SI IS TAKING OVER! on top (SI stands for superintelligence), QUICK! INSTALL THE AI! below. For developers, sysadmins, IT staff and anyone who has clicked Install first and asked questions later.

Tags: ai humor, ai takeover, artificial intelligence, data scientist, developer
Pwned Before Boot – Firmware Hacker Sysadmin Cybersecurity Tee Bag
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Description: Your antivirus hasn't even loaded yet. A grinning red bug holding a gold key sits on a motherboard above a power button that hasn't been pressed. Pwned Before Boot on top, The OS Never Saw It Coming below. A retro firmware hacker joke in cream, mustard, red and teal.

Tags: bios, blue team, computer bug, ctf, cybersecurity
Stack Smasher - Retro Arcade Buffer Overflow Hacker Tee Bag
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Description: Stack Smasher turns the classic stack buffer overflow into an arcade game over. The well is a 32-bit x86 stack frame, high addresses at the top: ARGS, RET, saved EBP, then the buffer. The buffer is packed with A blocks (0x41), the overflow climbs upward through EBP and into the return address, and the game ends with GAME OVER, RET HIJACKED. SCORE 414141 at the top, RET = 0x41414141 underneath. Every word is set in big chunky pixel type so it reads from across the room. Printed in hot pink, orange, cyan and white for dark shirts. For hackers, pentesters, CTF players, exploit developers, reverse engineers and security students.

Tags: 0x41414141, assembly, buffer overflow, capture the flag, ctf
Entropy Always Wins - Second Law Physics Textbook Tee Bag
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Description: Entropy always wins. A serif ENTROPY, typeset like a plate from a vintage physics textbook, breaks apart from left to right: the first letters stay solid, the middle turns to stipple, and the last ones scatter into free-drifting particles. Headed "On the Second Law" and captioned "Fig. 1. Left alone, order does not come back." Printed in cream and rust red for dark shirts. For physicists, chemists, engineers, science teachers, students and anyone who has watched order quietly slip away.

Tags: chemistry, disorder, engineer gift, geek, nerd
I'm Not Lost I'm Triangulating - Radio Direction Finding Tee Bag
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Description: I'm not lost. I'm triangulating. Three antennas, three bearings and one X on a topo map: the classic radio direction-finding fix, for anyone who would rather work out where they are than admit they took a wrong turn.

Tags: amateur radio, antenna, compass, direction finding, diy sigint
DIY SIGINT Listening Post - Backyard Antenna Ham Radio Tee Bag
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Description: Some hacks do not need the internet. Just a tin can and curiosity. A backyard listening post under the stars, with a radome, helix, beam, dish and tin-can antennas pointed at the sky, a satellite on its pass and low-poly "DIY SIGINT" lettering overhead. The airwaves are open.

Tags: amateur radio, antenna, cantenna, electronics hobbyist, ham radio
Know Your Signals - Radio Field Guide Ham SDR Listener Tee Bag
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Description: Listen. Identify. Log. A retro field-guide chart for radio listeners, with six common signals laid out like bird-watching cards: FM radio, aircraft, weather satellite, pager, garage remote and weather station. Each card has an icon, its frequency band and a waveform sketch of its modulation, from smooth FM to on-off keyed remote bursts.

Tags: amateur radio, electronics hobbyist, field guide, know your signals, maker
Sock Puppets Trust No Account - Retro 80s Synthwave Tee Bag
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Description: Month-old account, perfect bio, posts once a minute. Sure, buddy. Five sock puppets, five disguises, one opinion, under a retro 80s sunset with neon grid and chrome lettering.

Tags: 80s retro, analyst gift, bots, cybersecurity, fake accounts
Offline For Your Protection - Blueprint Sysadmin Patch Tee Bag
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Description: The site's not down. It's hiding until the patch lands. A clean blueprint-style schematic of every emergency maintenance window, with a road cone, a closed browser tab and a cursor still waiting for the fix, drawn in white line art with red accents.

Tags: blueprint, cybersecurity, devops, emergency patch, engineer gift
サイバー兵器 Cyber Weapon Vintage Mechanical Keyboard Bag

Description: Two kilos of buckling springs. Works on networks and kneecaps. Survived the 80s. Will survive you. For anyone who still thinks the Model M is the only keyboard that matters.

Tags: 80s computer, anime, buckling spring, clicky keyboard, computer nerd
ГИДРА Reverse Engineer Hacker Dragon Bag

Description: Every binary has secrets. ГИДРА finds them. For reverse engineers who read hex like a second language. Unofficial fan design. Not affiliated with the NSA or the Ghidra project.

Tags: assembly, binary, cybersecurity, cyrillic, decompiler
OSINT reverse OPSEC Bag
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Description: Finding information works best if the target has done a poor job protecting their data. Using OPSEC to minimize your exposed information reduces the likelihood of easy OSINT targeting. These two topics counter each other.

Tags: hacker, geek, security, intel, hacking
Bad Characters Bag
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Description: You worked so hard to craft your shellcode. You test it out and the service stops working. What is going on? More likely then not, it's one of these bad characters throwing a wrench in your shellcode. Find them, git rid of them and try again.

Tags: encoding, payloads, humor, hacker, base
Truth does not fear investigation Bag
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Description: One must stay curious and keep hacking away at the world to discover life's wonderful mysteries. Keep in mind that truth wants to be free.

Tags: dig, discover, fact, fear, find
Rarebit Bag
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Description: This rarebit digital frog is waiting for something other than zero or one. That elusive Anura rarebit somewhere in between or beyond. Perhaps the trinary system can help. Meanwhile the rarebit amphibian can hangout and relax with you.

Tags: frog, rarebit, polygon, hacking, anura
Remove 2020 (white design) Bag
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Description: Of all the times and all the things, perhaps 2020 just needs to go. This shirt shows the shell command to delete the 2020 folder and all the things inside it. Whatever your reason is to not like 2020, this shirt is just right for you. # rm -rf /2020

Tags: 2020, command line, delete, funny, hack
Remove 2020 Bag
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Description: Of all the times and all the things, perhaps 2020 just needs to go. This shirt shows the shell command to delete the 2020 folder and all the things inside it. Whatever your reason is to not like 2020, this shirt is just right for you. # rm -rf /2020

Tags: quit, rm, delete, remove, linux
4444 For Life (black design) Bag
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Description: At first you didn't know better and forgot to set the port, then it became a habit because it just worked. Now you know better but just want to see how far you can go using it before an IDS/IPS catches you and rats you out to the SOC. When you want to share your favorite port in the world, this pad of stickers will fit the bill. Take the easy route: 4444 For Life

Tags: cyber, cyberpunk, exploit, hack, hacker
4444 For Life (white design) Bag
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Description: At first you didn't know better and forgot to set the port, then it became a habit because it just worked. Now you know better but just want to see how far you can go using it before an IDS/IPS catches you and rats you out to the SOC. When you want to share your favorite port in the world, this pad of stickers will fit the bill. Take the easy route: 4444 For Life

Tags: cyber, cyberpunk, exploit, hack, hacker
Cicada 3301 Black Design Bag
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Description: Show your thanks to those puzzle makers, challengers, and mystery folks in the shadows. Those who know but do not say, sit and watch as we all play & struggle hoping one of these days, we'll learn what behind stego'd crypto lays.

Tags: cicada, crypto, puzzle, enigma, challenge
Cicada 3301 Bag
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Description: Show your thanks to those puzzle makers, challengers, and mystery folks in the shadows. Those who know but do not say, sit and watch as we all play & struggle hoping one of these days, we'll learn what behind stego'd crypto lays.

Tags: rubiks cube, coder, coding, enigma, crypto
Root roots black design Bag
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Description: Once root you can plant deeper roots and embed yourself, stay for a while, become established and hard to root out. This design sprung forth out of love of gaining root and planting things.

Tags: backdoor, escalation, gardening, hack, hacking
Root roots Bag
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Description: Once root you can plant deeper roots and embed yourself, stay for a while, become established and hard to root out. This design sprung forth out of love of gaining root and planting things.

Tags: backdoor, escalation, gardening, hack, hacking
Session died Bag
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Description: Meterpreter sessions die for the oddest reasons, did somebody forget to set the listening post up prior to throwing the exploit or was a 32bit migrate run on a 64bit OS? Share your frustration with the awesome error code of this magnificent exploitation framework.

Tags: blue team, closed, crossbones, error code, exploit
Session died Bag
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Description: Meterpreter sessions die for the oddest reasons, did somebody forget to set the listening post up prior to throwing the exploit or was a 32bit migrate run on a 64bit OS? Share your frustration with the awesome error code of this magnificent exploitation framework.

Tags: error code, blue team, skull, pentest, hacking
Run key gator (black) Bag
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Description: A quick and fun way to put roots down on a box is to put yourself in the run key. It's pretty much the hello world of persistence for Windows and not the most stealthy place one could choose, but if it works, why not!?

Tags: alligator, backdoor, crocodile, exploit, hacker
Run key gator Bag
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Description: A quick and fun way to put roots down on a box is to put yourself in the run key. It's pretty much the hello world of persistence for Windows and not the most stealthy place one could choose, but if it works, why not!?

Tags: backdoor, crocodile, exploit, gator, hacker
Reverse shell (black) Bag
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Description: A reverse shell is a great thing to use when getting out of a workstation back to your listening post, hopefully bypassing perimeter firewalls. Though here it could also reference a shell gained by reverse engineering some code or hardware. Either way, the shell helps us get one step closer to our objective.

Tags: code, macos, linux, windows, turtle
Reverse shell Bag
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Description: A reverse shell is a great thing to use when getting out of a workstation back to your listening post, hopefully bypassing perimeter firewalls. Though here it could also reference a shell gained by reverse engineering some code or hardware. Either way, the shell helps us get one step closer to our objective.

Tags: mr robot, programmer, hacking, code, hardware

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