Hats
Description: Patch Tuesday was supposed to be once a month. The vulnerability count had other plans. PATCH TUESDAY over a giant red EVERYDAY, above a bar chart of published CVEs per year from 1999 to 2026 drawn as rising towers in a bold constructivist poster style. The bar shape follows yearly published CVE counts from the NIST National Vulnerability Database; 2026 is a partial year with a striped section for the projected rest of the year. For sysadmins, IT staff, patch managers, security analysts and blue teamers.
Description: Half the internet says AI is about to take over. The other half is asking how to install it. AI/SI IS TAKING OVER! on top (SI stands for superintelligence), QUICK! INSTALL THE AI! below. For developers, sysadmins, IT staff and anyone who has clicked Install first and asked questions later.
Description: Half the internet says AI is about to take over. The other half is asking how to install it. AI/SI IS TAKING OVER! on top (SI stands for superintelligence), QUICK! INSTALL THE AI! below. For developers, sysadmins, IT staff and anyone who has clicked Install first and asked questions later.
Description: Stack Smasher turns the classic stack buffer overflow into an arcade game over. The well is a 32-bit x86 stack frame, high addresses at the top: ARGS, RET, saved EBP, then the buffer. The buffer is packed with A blocks (0x41), the overflow climbs upward through EBP and into the return address, and the game ends with GAME OVER, RET HIJACKED. SCORE 414141 at the top, RET = 0x41414141 underneath. Every word is set in big chunky pixel type so it reads from across the room. Printed in hot pink, orange, cyan and white for dark shirts. For hackers, pentesters, CTF players, exploit developers, reverse engineers and security students.
Description: Entropy always wins. A serif ENTROPY, typeset like a plate from a vintage physics textbook, breaks apart from left to right: the first letters stay solid, the middle turns to stipple, and the last ones scatter into free-drifting particles. Headed "On the Second Law" and captioned "Fig. 1. Left alone, order does not come back." Printed in cream and rust red for dark shirts. For physicists, chemists, engineers, science teachers, students and anyone who has watched order quietly slip away.
Description: Listen. Identify. Log. A retro field-guide chart for radio listeners, with six common signals laid out like bird-watching cards: FM radio, aircraft, weather satellite, pager, garage remote and weather station. Each card has an icon, its frequency band and a waveform sketch of its modulation, from smooth FM to on-off keyed remote bursts.
Description: This rarebit digital frog is waiting for something other than zero or one. That elusive Anura rarebit somewhere in between or beyond. Perhaps the trinary system can help. Meanwhile the rarebit amphibian can hangout and relax with you.
Rarebit Hat
$19
Description: Of all the times and all the things, perhaps 2020 just needs to go. This shirt shows the shell command to delete the 2020 folder and all the things inside it. Whatever your reason is to not like 2020, this shirt is just right for you. # rm -rf /2020
Remove 2020 Hat
$19
Description: At first you didn't know better and forgot to set the port, then it became a habit because it just worked. Now you know better but just want to see how far you can go using it before an IDS/IPS catches you and rats you out to the SOC. When you want to share your favorite port in the world, this pad of stickers will fit the bill. Take the easy route: 4444 For Life
Description: At first you didn't know better and forgot to set the port, then it became a habit because it just worked. Now you know better but just want to see how far you can go using it before an IDS/IPS catches you and rats you out to the SOC. When you want to share your favorite port in the world, this pad of stickers will fit the bill. Take the easy route: 4444 For Life
Description: Show your thanks to those puzzle makers, challengers, and mystery folks in the shadows. Those who know but do not say, sit and watch as we all play & struggle hoping one of these days, we'll learn what behind stego'd crypto lays.
Cicada 3301 Hat
$19
Description: Once root you can plant deeper roots and embed yourself, stay for a while, become established and hard to root out. This design sprung forth out of love of gaining root and planting things.
Root roots Hat
$19
Description: Meterpreter sessions die for the oddest reasons, did somebody forget to set the listening post up prior to throwing the exploit or was a 32bit migrate run on a 64bit OS? Share your frustration with the awesome error code of this magnificent exploitation framework.
Session died Hat
$19
Description: Meterpreter sessions die for the oddest reasons, did somebody forget to set the listening post up prior to throwing the exploit or was a 32bit migrate run on a 64bit OS? Share your frustration with the awesome error code of this magnificent exploitation framework.
Session died Hat
$19
Description: A reverse shell is a great thing to use when getting out of a workstation back to your listening post, hopefully bypassing perimeter firewalls. Though here it could also reference a shell gained by reverse engineering some code or hardware. Either way, the shell helps us get one step closer to our objective.
Description: A reverse shell is a great thing to use when getting out of a workstation back to your listening post, hopefully bypassing perimeter firewalls. Though here it could also reference a shell gained by reverse engineering some code or hardware. Either way, the shell helps us get one step closer to our objective.
