Hoodies
Description: One worm, one bad night in 1988, and the internet learned what 'wormable' means. On 2 November 1988 a self-replicating program got loose on the internet and copied itself from one Unix machine to the next, using weak passwords, trusted-host logins and bugs in common network services. Machines across universities and research labs slowed down or had to be pulled off the network while administrators worked out what was happening. It became known as the Great Worm. It was one of the first worms to spread across the internet, and it led to the creation of the first computer emergency response team. This pen-and-ink design shows a big segmented worm coiled around a boxy 1980s workstation. The workstation is wired into a period-accurate thick Eth
The Great Worm 02 Nov 1988 Retro Internet History Computer Worm Hacker Hoodie
$32 $42
Description: Once upon a midnight dreary, the page you wanted was not found. In Edgar Allan Poe's poem The Raven, a midnight visitor answers every question with one word: Nevermore. This raven has moved into the data center. Perched on top of an open 19-inch server rack, it answers every request with the HTTP status code 404 Not Found. Drawn in the style of a Victorian steel engraving, with fine hatched feathers, rack-mount servers, rack rails, blanking panels, a cable bundle and a perforated door, under bold serif lettering that reads QUOTH THE SERVER, 404. Printed in one cream ink. Made for sysadmins, web developers, programmers, network engineers, help desk heroes and fans of gothic poetry.
Quoth the Server 404 Poe Raven Server Rack Sysadmin Web Developer Humor Hoodie
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Description: It was supposed to say LOGIN. It got two letters in, then crashed. On 29 Oct 1969 the first message on the network that grew into the internet was meant to be LOGIN, but the system crashed after two letters, so the first word ever sent was LO. Vintage pen-and-ink teletype line art in one cream ink, made for black and navy shirts. For network engineers, sysadmins, programmers and computer history fans.
LO The Internet's First Word 1969 Retro Computer History Network Engineer Hoodie
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Description: Patch Tuesday was supposed to be once a month. The vulnerability count had other plans. PATCH TUESDAY over a giant red EVERYDAY, above a bar chart of published CVEs per year from 1999 to 2026 drawn as rising towers in a bold constructivist poster style. The bar shape follows yearly published CVE counts from the NIST National Vulnerability Database; 2026 is a partial year with a striped section for the projected rest of the year. For sysadmins, IT staff, patch managers, security analysts and blue teamers.
Description: Half the internet says AI is about to take over. The other half is asking how to install it. AI/SI IS TAKING OVER! on top (SI stands for superintelligence), QUICK! INSTALL THE AI! below. For developers, sysadmins, IT staff and anyone who has clicked Install first and asked questions later.
Description: Half the internet says AI is about to take over. The other half is asking how to install it. AI/SI IS TAKING OVER! on top (SI stands for superintelligence), QUICK! INSTALL THE AI! below. For developers, sysadmins, IT staff and anyone who has clicked Install first and asked questions later.
Description: Stack Smasher turns the classic stack buffer overflow into an arcade game over. The well is a 32-bit x86 stack frame, high addresses at the top: ARGS, RET, saved EBP, then the buffer. The buffer is packed with A blocks (0x41), the overflow climbs upward through EBP and into the return address, and the game ends with GAME OVER, RET HIJACKED. SCORE 414141 at the top, RET = 0x41414141 underneath. Every word is set in big chunky pixel type so it reads from across the room. Printed in hot pink, orange, cyan and white for dark shirts. For hackers, pentesters, CTF players, exploit developers, reverse engineers and security students.
Description: Entropy always wins. A serif ENTROPY, typeset like a plate from a vintage physics textbook, breaks apart from left to right: the first letters stay solid, the middle turns to stipple, and the last ones scatter into free-drifting particles. Headed "On the Second Law" and captioned "Fig. 1. Left alone, order does not come back." Printed in cream and rust red for dark shirts. For physicists, chemists, engineers, science teachers, students and anyone who has watched order quietly slip away.
Description: Listen. Identify. Log. A retro field-guide chart for radio listeners, with six common signals laid out like bird-watching cards: FM radio, aircraft, weather satellite, pager, garage remote and weather station. Each card has an icon, its frequency band and a waveform sketch of its modulation, from smooth FM to on-off keyed remote bursts.
Description: This rarebit digital frog is waiting for something other than zero or one. That elusive Anura rarebit somewhere in between or beyond. Perhaps the trinary system can help. Meanwhile the rarebit amphibian can hangout and relax with you.
Rarebit Hoodie
$42
Description: At first you didn't know better and forgot to set the port, then it became a habit because it just worked. Now you know better but just want to see how far you can go using it before an IDS/IPS catches you and rats you out to the SOC. When you want to share your favorite port in the world, this pad of stickers will fit the bill. Take the easy route: 4444 For Life
Description: At first you didn't know better and forgot to set the port, then it became a habit because it just worked. Now you know better but just want to see how far you can go using it before an IDS/IPS catches you and rats you out to the SOC. When you want to share your favorite port in the world, this pad of stickers will fit the bill. Take the easy route: 4444 For Life
Description: A reverse shell is a great thing to use when getting out of a workstation back to your listening post, hopefully bypassing perimeter firewalls. Though here it could also reference a shell gained by reverse engineering some code or hardware. Either way, the shell helps us get one step closer to our objective.
