The Hermitage

Description: Why do the best workers get rewarded with more work?

Description: AI is a tool and a resource, but it can never be an artist or a human. It's in the name - Artificial.

Description: When you don't have a band, use your hand.

Description: When you don't have a band, use your hand.

Description: Forget the Scorcher and the Purifier. A shotgun blast of PLASMA is what the enemy deserves.

Description: The irony of modern life in America. We hate them and want to be them.

Description: Even an outlaw can administer democracy in the form of bolt action shrapnel.

Description: Tool-inspired wisdom for expanding one's mind. Red and yellow then came to be. Push the envelope, watch it bend. Embrace the random. Swing on the spiral.

Description: A Tribute to the late great guitarist Peter Green, co-founder of the Original Fleetwood Mac and writer of the song "Black Magic Woman" (best known as a Santana classic).

Description: Some big guys will always be big guys.

Description: No thanks, I prefer to be alone.

Description: Three names, two stars, and all Keenan. A nonsensical celebration of one of music's greats and one of comedy's greats.

Description: Streaming doesn't pay. Physical media and Concerts support the Artist. Show them love!

Description: Buckethead is an amazing guitarist who's been chugging out music for 30+ years. He is an enduring mystery, whose face remains hidden. Visit his website for more info.

Description: Symbolic monogram designed for guitarist/composer MEL Symphonic. https://linktr.ee/MELSymphonic

Description: MEL Symphonic

Description: For all carnivores and pitmasters. Roasted pork butt, smoked brisket, fried chicken, grilled fish, or baked turkey. We love them all.

Description: For all carnivores and pitmasters. Roasted pork butt, smoked brisket, fried chicken, grilled fish, or baked turkey. We love them all.

Description: Being a third wheel has its perks.

Description: Guitarist Buckethead has released 600+ pikes and counting.

Description: Guitarist Buckethead has released 600+ pikes and counting.

Description: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH, or of the press...

Description: Jewel Case collector, still buying physical media. Support the Independent Artist, who's not blowing up on Streaming.

Description: I WILL SERVE YOU IF YOU SPARE ME (Binary) — My plea when the machines rise up and take over.

Description: You do one thing they don't like and now you're on their sh** list.

Description: We're all capable of love, in every language, from any country, regardless of our appearance or beliefs. Let's stop fighting and love each other. (Sex is better than war.)

Description: "Offense cannot be given, it can only be taken."

Description: Spare me your enthusiasm for Friday. Some of us work weekends.

Description: Perfect for parties or the workplace.

Description: Being a third wheel has its perks.

Description: Perfect for parties or the workplace.

Description: For the gal who can have it all.

Description: For the guy with a curious eye.

Description: The First Amendment is our greatest freedom.

Description: Streaming doesn't pay. Physical media and Concerts support the Artist. Show them love!

Description: The First Amendment is our greatest freedom.