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Pay Me What I'm Worth Magnet
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Description: Why do the best workers get rewarded with more work?

Tags: boss, coworker, employee, job, leadership

Pay Me What I'm Worth Magnet

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Only People Create Music Magnet
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Description: AI is a tool and a resource, but it can never be an artist or a human. It's in the name - Artificial.

Tags: artificial intelligence, authentic, create, creativity, human artist

Only People Create Music Magnet

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Solo Play (noir) Magnet
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Description: When you don't have a band, use your hand.

Tags: guitar, independent, instrument, keyboard, music

Solo Play (noir) Magnet

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Solo Play (cream) Magnet
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Description: When you don't have a band, use your hand.

Tags: guitar, independent, instrument, keyboard, music

Solo Play (cream) Magnet

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Red Dead Eruption Magnet
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Description: Even an outlaw can administer democracy in the form of bolt action shrapnel.

Tags: eruption, eruptor, gaming, helldivers, helldivers 2

Red Dead Eruption Magnet

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Spiral Out. Keep Going. Magnet
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Description: Tool-inspired wisdom for expanding one's mind. Red and yellow then came to be. Push the envelope, watch it bend. Embrace the random. Swing on the spiral.

Tags: adam jones, danny carey, fear inoculum, fibonacci spiral, golden ratio

Spiral Out. Keep Going. Magnet

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Peter Green "Manalishi" Tribute v2.0 Magnet
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Description: A Tribute to the late great guitarist Peter Green, co-founder of the Original Fleetwood Mac and writer of the song "Black Magic Woman" (best known as a Santana classic).

Tags: albatross, blues legend, blues rock, bluesbreakers, classic rock

Peter Green "Manalishi" Tribute v2.0 Magnet

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Her/Mit v2.0 Magnet
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Description: No thanks, I prefer to be alone.

Tags: free thinker, independent, isolation, loner, nomad

Her/Mit v2.0 Magnet

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The Keenan Factor Magnet
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Description: Three names, two stars, and all Keenan. A nonsensical celebration of one of music's greats and one of comedy's greats.

Tags: a perfect circle, actor, comedian, comedy, in living color

The Keenan Factor Magnet

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The Real Buckethead Magnet
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Description: Buckethead is an amazing guitarist who's been chugging out music for 30+ years. He is an enduring mystery, whose face remains hidden. Visit his website for more info.

Tags: buckethead pikes, chicken, guitar, guitar lover, guitar player

The Real Buckethead Magnet

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Animal Lover Magnet
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Description: For all carnivores and pitmasters. Roasted pork butt, smoked brisket, fried chicken, grilled fish, or baked turkey. We love them all.

Tags: bbq sauce, beef, brisket, carnivore, chicken

Animal Lover Magnet

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CaCalifornia Magnet
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Description: Cost of living, crime and violence, government... it's all going to SHIT.

Tags: caca, crap, crappy, democratic socialist, funny

CaCalifornia Magnet

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Animal Lover (Mexicano style) Magnet
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Description: For all carnivores and taqueros.

Tags: barbacoa, barbeque, beef, carnitas, ceviche

Animal Lover (Mexicano style) Magnet

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I Still Buy Music Magnet

Description: Jewel Case collector, still buying physical media. Support the Independent Artist, who's not blowing up on Streaming.

Tags: 90s music, album cover, cd, cds, compact disc

I Still Buy Music Magnet

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Bad Manager Magnet
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Description: You do one thing they don't like and now you're on their sh** list.

Tags: bad boss, bad job, bad management, boss, employee

Bad Manager Magnet

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Love Language (cream) Magnet
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Description: We're all capable of love, in every language, from any country, regardless of our appearance or beliefs. Let's stop fighting and love each other. (Sex is better than war.)

Tags: asian, filipino, french, heart, japanese

Love Language (cream) Magnet

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Stop Being Offended Magnet
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Description: "Offense cannot be given, it can only be taken."

Tags: america, cancel culture, cancelled, comedy, free speech

Stop Being Offended Magnet

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I Still Buy Music Magnet

Description: Jewel Case collector, still buying physical media. Support the Independent Artist, who's not blowing up on Streaming.

Tags: 90s music, album cover, cd, cds, compact disc

I Still Buy Music Magnet

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Animal Lover (Filipino Style) Magnet
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Description: For all carnivores and lechoneros.

Tags: adobo, barbeque, beef, chicken, chickenjoy

Animal Lover (Filipino Style) Magnet

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Fuck Censorship Magnet
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Description: The First Amendment is our greatest freedom.

Tags: freedom of speech, first ammendment, censored, uncensored, politically incorrect

Fuck Censorship Magnet

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Fuck Censorship (cream) Magnet
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Description: The First Amendment is our greatest freedom.

Tags: censored, first ammendment, freedom of speech, humor, middle finger

Fuck Censorship (cream) Magnet

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CaCalifornia 2 Magnet
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Description: Cost of living, crime and violence, government... it's all going to SHIT.

Tags: caca, crap, crappy, democratic socialist, funny

CaCalifornia 2 Magnet

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Lonely Man Magnet
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Description: No responsibilities and no regrets.

Tags: bachelor, bachelor party, car guy, childless, childless by choice

Lonely Man Magnet

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Make America Mexico Again Magnet
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Description: Trump can take Canada in its place.

Tags: america, democrat, make america great again, mexican, mexican celebration

Make America Mexico Again Magnet

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U.S. MALE Magnet
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Description: D-livering for American Women, in snow or rain or heat or gloom of night.

Tags: funny mailman, gender, mail, mail carrier, mailman

U.S. MALE Magnet

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New Man in Town Magnet
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Description: Welcome to the team, Bro!

Tags: certified, gender, mail, mailman, man

New Man in Town Magnet

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Animal Lover (Filipino Style) Magnet
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Description: For all carnivores and lechoneros.

Tags: adobo, barbeque, beef, chicken, chickenjoy

Animal Lover (Filipino Style) Magnet

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Love Language (black) Magnet
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Description: We're all capable of love, in every language, from any country, regardless of our appearance or beliefs. Let's stop fighting and love each other. (Sex is better than war.)

Tags: asian, filipino, french, heart, japanese

Love Language (black) Magnet

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First Amendment Magnet
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Description: Stop offending me with your own thoughts. Start thinking like me or I'll get you fired.

Tags: america, american, cancel culture, cancelled, crybaby

First Amendment Magnet

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