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Peter Green "Manalishi" Tribute v2.0 Shorts
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Description: A Tribute to the late great guitarist Peter Green, co-founder of the Original Fleetwood Mac and writer of the song "Black Magic Woman" (best known as a Santana classic).

Tags: albatross, blues legend, blues rock, bluesbreakers, classic rock
Jimmy Page Tribute Shorts
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Description: Does Anybody Remember Laughter?

Tags: double neck, electric guitar, gibson, gibson guitar, guitar
The Real Buckethead Shorts
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Description: Buckethead is an amazing guitarist who's been chugging out music for 30+ years. He is an enduring mystery, whose face remains hidden. Visit his website for more info.

Tags: buckethead pikes, chicken, guitar, guitar lover, guitar player
HER/MIT (noir) Shorts
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Description: Just want to be left alone

Tags: curmudgeon, inclusion, outcast, pronoun, pronouns
Animal Lover Shorts
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Description: For all carnivores and pitmasters. Roasted pork butt, smoked brisket, fried chicken, grilled fish, or baked turkey. We love them all.

Tags: bbq sauce, beef, brisket, carnivore, chicken
3rd Wheel 1st Pick (black) Shorts
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Description: Being a third wheel has its perks.

Tags: group sex, swinger, third wheel
Bucketheadland (cream) Shorts
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Description: Guitarist Buckethead has released 600+ pikes and counting.

Tags: bandcamp, bucket, guitar, guitarist, metal
Animal Lover (Mexicano style) Shorts
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Description: For all carnivores and taqueros.

Tags: barbacoa, barbeque, beef, carnitas, ceviche
Love Language (cream) Shorts
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Description: We're all capable of love, in every language, from any country, regardless of our appearance or beliefs. Let's stop fighting and love each other. (Sex is better than war.)

Tags: asian, filipino, french, heart, japanese
Stop Being Offended Shorts
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Description: "Offense cannot be given, it can only be taken."

Tags: america, cancel culture, cancelled, comedy, free speech
No Happy Friday Shorts
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Description: Spare me your enthusiasm for Friday. Some of us work weekends.

Tags: cantankerous, cranky, curmudgeon, funny, grumpy
3rd Wheel 1st Pick (cream) Shorts
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Description: Being a third wheel has its perks.

Tags: group sex, swinger, third wheel
I Still Buy Music Shorts

Description: Jewel Case collector, still buying physical media. Support the Independent Artist, who's not blowing up on Streaming.

Tags: 90s music, album cover, cd, cds, compact disc
Animal Lover (Filipino Style) Shorts
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Description: For all carnivores and lechoneros.

Tags: adobo, barbeque, beef, chicken, chickenjoy
HER/MIT Shorts
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Description: Just want to be left alone

Tags: curmudgeon, inclusion, outcast, pronoun, pronouns
Animal Lover (Filipino Style) Shorts
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Description: For all carnivores and lechoneros.

Tags: adobo, barbeque, beef, chicken, chickenjoy
F*ck Tinnitus Shorts
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Description: Turn it down. Save your ears. Tinnitus affects approximately 10% of the US population and many of them are musicians. Exposure to loud music/noise can disrupt one's quality of life. So f*ck tinnitus!

Tags: audio, concert, hearing, hearing impairments, hearing loss
The 11th Commandment Shorts
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Description: Was Moses too woke to share? What else was he hiding?

Tags: bible, cancel culture, conservative, funny, genitals
First Amendment Shorts
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Description: Stop offending me with your own thoughts. Start thinking like me or I'll get you fired.

Tags: america, american, cancel culture, cancelled, crybaby
#Douchebag Shorts
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Description: Only douchebags wear fedoras and I'm one of them.

Tags: fedora, funny, hat, humor, sarcasm

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