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Lonely Man Socks
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Description: No responsibilities and no regrets.

Tags: bachelor, bachelor party, car guy, childless, childless by choice
You Can Thank Roger Nichols! Socks
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Description: One of their best was lost to time and error.

Tags: aja, band, charlemagne, donald fagen, gaucho
Self Checkout Sucks Socks
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Description: Stop replacing the human workforce by making me ring my own groceries up. It's bad enough I have to bag my own items.

Tags: cashier, checkout, diy, grocery, market
Make America Mexico Again Socks
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Description: Trump can take Canada in its place.

Tags: america, democrat, make america great again, mexican, mexican celebration
U.S. MALE Socks
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Description: D-livering for American Women, in snow or rain or heat or gloom of night.

Tags: funny mailman, gender, mail, mail carrier, mailman
New Man in Town Socks
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Description: Welcome to the team, Bro!

Tags: certified, gender, mail, mailman, man
Animal Lover (Filipino Style) Socks
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Description: For all carnivores and lechoneros.

Tags: adobo, barbeque, beef, chicken, chickenjoy
F*** Censorship (black) Socks
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Description: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH, or of the press...

Tags: 1st amendment, america, american, censored, first amendment
Love Language (black) Socks
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Description: We're all capable of love, in every language, from any country, regardless of our appearance or beliefs. Let's stop fighting and love each other. (Sex is better than war.)

Tags: asian, filipino, french, heart, japanese
Love Of My Life (white) Socks
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Description: Put yourself out there. Find the one.

Tags: lover, romance, valentine, valentines day
F*ck Tinnitus Socks
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Description: Turn it down. Save your ears. Tinnitus affects approximately 10% of the US population and many of them are musicians. Exposure to loud music/noise can disrupt one's quality of life. So f*ck tinnitus!

Tags: audio, concert, hearing, hearing impairments, hearing loss
The 11th Commandment Socks
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Description: Was Moses too woke to share? What else was he hiding?

Tags: bible, cancel culture, conservative, funny, genitals
First Amendment Socks
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Description: Stop offending me with your own thoughts. Start thinking like me or I'll get you fired.

Tags: america, american, cancel culture, cancelled, crybaby
#Douchebag Socks
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Description: Only douchebags wear fedoras and I'm one of them.

Tags: fedora, funny, hat, humor, sarcasm

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