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Description: Want some cheese with that wine?

Description: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Description: Want some cheese with that wine?

Description: Chicago Takes a Walk What happens when Chicago's most recognizable characters take a stroll across the street? You get one seriously Chicago way to cross the road. This playful design brings together a lineup of Chicago mascots and local icons in a classic four-across-the-street composition, with plenty of Windy City attitude. Perfect for Chicago natives, transplants, tourists, and anyone who knows that Chicago has a mascot for just about everything. Chicago attitude. Four across. No crossing guard needed.

Description: Chicago Takes a Walk What happens when Chicago's most recognizable characters take a stroll across the street? You get one seriously Chicago way to cross the road. This playful design brings together a lineup of Chicago mascots and local icons in a classic four-across-the-street composition, with plenty of Windy City attitude. Perfect for Chicago natives, transplants, tourists, and anyone who knows that Chicago has a mascot for just about everything. Chicago attitude. Four across. No crossing guard needed.

Description: Thank You for being a friend Travel down a road and back again Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidante

Description: Solid, Liquid, or Gas? What will come out of my Ass? A childhood classic.

Description: In case of emergency, add giardiniera.

Description: In case of emergency, add giardiniera.

Description: Cleveland baseball hillbilly parody

Description: Do you guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?

Description: My God! In June 1983, he sat on some guy's head and killed him.

Description: Honest Abe would pack up and leave Illinois too. Vote with your feet. Leave the blue state and head to a new state.

Description: Throw Bread at Me

Description: Barney and Adrian.

Description: I am the Captain Now Don't mess with Crunch. He will bust a cap in your a$$

Description: Don't mess with Crunch. He will bust a cap in your a$$

Description: Flux capacitor shirt… Zero Flux Capacitor. 1.21 gigawatts … 1.21 Don’t Give a Flux

Description: Flux capacitor shirt… Zero Flux Capacitor. 1.21 gigawatts … 1.21 Don’t Give a Flux

Description: Call me the Vet, cuz I'm putting these dogs down.

Description: Cindy, can you leave some for us? I thought you were trying to lose weight Weren’t you on a diet?

Description: Kelly - Dumb Slater - Stupid Lisa - Crazy Jessie - Dangerous Screech - Stinks

Description: We the people and gritty

Description: This tee takes you back to the 90s when the hit "Forever" sent Jesse and the Rippers on a tour of Japan and the Tanner family ran central California show business.

Description: In Oak We Trust.

Description: If you're from Chicago, then you remember.

Description: Who does number two work for? Groovy Baby, Yeah! Project Vulcan. Austin Powers Fan Art. Stuck in the narrow hallway on the cart. Virtucon Industries. One hundred billion dollars.

Description: You see, after the game, a lot of guys like to ice up their arm. Still, other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But I have discovered the secret, Henry: hot ice! That's right: hot ice. I heat up the ice cubes. It’s the best of both worlds! Rulingfurter Ravenboozer Rosenbagger Gardenhoser Runamucker Rulengrutter Rowengartner Just one more. One more.

Description: What are you doing Marv? Harry...Don't move!

Description: You see, after the game, a lot of guys like to ice up their arm. Still, other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But I have discovered the secret, Henry: hot ice! That's right: hot ice. I heat up the ice cubes. It’s the best of both worlds! Rulingfurter Ravenboozer Rosenbagger Gardenhoser Runamucker Rulengrutter Rowengartner Just one more. One more.

Description: Ariel always wanted those...what do you call them...legs to be where the people are, but after a hot long day at the park, she'd be singing like Ursula - complaining about her poor unfortunate "soles!"

Description: Nothing like a greasy bag with a steaming hot pizza inside.

Description: Chicago television legends. Beers, brats, polish, Bears, pizza, dogs, and beer. Bozo. Eagle man. Victory Auto Wreckers.

Description: Take over. I'm half in the bag.

Description: Stonecutters - We Do!

Description: Every day riding the L train is a flirt with death.