ILLannoyed

Description: Crunchy is greater than puffs. The chest pain is worth it!

Description: Just recognizing your everyday hillbilly.

Description: Ariel always wanted those...what do you call them...legs to be where the people are, but after a hot long day at the park, she'd be singing like Ursula - complaining about her poor unfortunate "soles!"

Description: If you're from Chicago, then you remember.

Description: What are you doing Marv? Harry...Don't move!

Description: Take over. I'm half in the bag.

Description: This tee takes you back to the 90s when the hit "Forever" sent Jesse and the Rippers on a tour of Japan

Description: Trick or tra-he-heat.

Description: That’s one small step for man, one bourbon neat for mankind.

Description: Mr. Miyagi’s Defensive Arts Academy. Balance Before Battle. Wax on wax off.

Description: Mr. Plow, that’s my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.

Description: Mr. Plow, that’s my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.

Description: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Description: What are you doing Marv? Harry...Don't move!

Description: Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?

Description: Hometown Hero

Description: Want some cheese with that wine?

Description: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Description: Want some cheese with that wine?

Description: Chicago Takes a Walk What happens when Chicago's most recognizable characters take a stroll across the street? You get one seriously Chicago way to cross the road. This playful design brings together a lineup of Chicago mascots and local icons in a classic four-across-the-street composition, with plenty of Windy City attitude. Perfect for Chicago natives, transplants, tourists, and anyone who knows that Chicago has a mascot for just about everything. Chicago attitude. Four across. No crossing guard needed.

Description: Chicago Takes a Walk What happens when Chicago's most recognizable characters take a stroll across the street? You get one seriously Chicago way to cross the road. This playful design brings together a lineup of Chicago mascots and local icons in a classic four-across-the-street composition, with plenty of Windy City attitude. Perfect for Chicago natives, transplants, tourists, and anyone who knows that Chicago has a mascot for just about everything. Chicago attitude. Four across. No crossing guard needed.

Description: Thank You for being a friend Travel down a road and back again Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidante

Description: Solid, Liquid, or Gas? What will come out of my Ass? A childhood classic.

Description: In case of emergency, add giardiniera.

Description: In case of emergency, add giardiniera.

Description: Cleveland baseball hillbilly parody

Description: Do you guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?

Description: My God! In June 1983, he sat on some guy's head and killed him.

Description: Honest Abe would pack up and leave Illinois too. Vote with your feet. Leave the blue state and head to a new state.

Description: Throw Bread at Me

Description: Barney and Adrian.

Description: I am the Captain Now Don't mess with Crunch. He will bust a cap in your a$$

Description: Don't mess with Crunch. He will bust a cap in your a$$

Description: Flux capacitor shirt… Zero Flux Capacitor. 1.21 gigawatts … 1.21 Don’t Give a Flux

Description: Flux capacitor shirt… Zero Flux Capacitor. 1.21 gigawatts … 1.21 Don’t Give a Flux

Description: Call me the Vet, cuz I'm putting these dogs down.