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Chesthurt Cheetah T-Shirt
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Description: Crunchy is greater than puffs. The chest pain is worth it!

Tags: cheese, cheese puffs, cheetah, chester, chips

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Rednecks T-Shirt
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Description: Just recognizing your everyday hillbilly.

Tags: caucasians, cigarette, commanders, country, football
Beach Boy Huddle T-Shirt
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Description: Well we've talked it over, and we'd like all of you to be our guests.

Tags: 90s, beach boys, childhood, danny tanner, family
My Poor Unfortunate Soles T-Shirt
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Description: Ariel always wanted those...what do you call them...legs to be where the people are, but after a hot long day at the park, she'd be singing like Ursula - complaining about her poor unfortunate "soles!"

Tags: villain, little mermaid, disneyland, disney world, animal kingdom park
White Hen Pantry T-Shirt
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Description: If you're from Chicago, then you remember.

Tags: 90s, blackhawks, chicago bulls, chicago cubs, chicago history
Screamin MARV T-Shirt
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Description: What are you doing Marv? Harry...Don't move!

Tags: 90s, christmas, christmas movies, christmas story, harry and marv
Racing Meats T-Shirt
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Description: Take over. I'm half in the bag.

Tags: badgers, baseball, bratwurst, brew crew, brewers
Have Mercy T-Shirt
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Description: This tee takes you back to the 90s when the hit "Forever" sent Jesse and the Rippers on a tour of Japan

Tags: 90s, bob saget, childhood, danny tanner, have mercy
Trick or Treat T-Shirt

Description: Trick or tra-he-heat.

Tags: billie jean, costume, halloween, he he, jackson
One Small Step T-Shirt
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Description: That’s one small step for man, one bourbon neat for mankind.

Tags: astronaut, beer, bourbon trail, cigar, dad
Mr Miyagi T-Shirt
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Description: Mr. Miyagi’s Defensive Arts Academy. Balance Before Battle. Wax on wax off.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, all valley karate championship, bonsai, cobra kai
Mr Plow T-Shirt
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Description: Mr. Plow, that’s my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.

Tags: 90s kid, 90s tv, adult swim, aliens, bart simpson
That Name Again is Mr Plow T-Shirt
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Description: Mr. Plow, that’s my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.

Tags: 90s kid, 90s tv, adult swim, aliens, bart simpson
Bingo T-Shirt

Description: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Tags: 90s, bingo, christmas, clark griswold, cousin eddie
Tarantula Marv T-Shirt
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Description: What are you doing Marv? Harry...Don't move!

Tags: 90s, christmas, christmas movies, christmas story, harry and marv
Flaming Robot T-Shirt
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Description: Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?

Tags: 90s kid, 90s tv, adult swim, bart simpson, chief wiggum
Pope Leo T-Shirt
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Description: Hometown Hero

Tags: bears, catholic, chicago, chicago cubs, chicagoland
Green Bay Sucks T-Shirt
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Description: Want some cheese with that wine?

Tags: bears football, caleb williams, cheese, cheese grater, cheesehead
Serious T-Shirt

Description: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Tags: 90s, christmas, clark griswold, cousin eddie, eggnog
Cheese Grater T-Shirt
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Description: Want some cheese with that wine?

Tags: bears football, caleb williams, cheese, cheese grater, cheesehead
Chicago Road T-Shirt
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Description: Chicago Takes a Walk What happens when Chicago's most recognizable characters take a stroll across the street? You get one seriously Chicago way to cross the road. This playful design brings together a lineup of Chicago mascots and local icons in a classic four-across-the-street composition, with plenty of Windy City attitude. Perfect for Chicago natives, transplants, tourists, and anyone who knows that Chicago has a mascot for just about everything. Chicago attitude. Four across. No crossing guard needed.

Tags: abbey road, bears, beatles, benny, blackhawks
Chicago Crosswalk T-Shirt
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Description: Chicago Takes a Walk What happens when Chicago's most recognizable characters take a stroll across the street? You get one seriously Chicago way to cross the road. This playful design brings together a lineup of Chicago mascots and local icons in a classic four-across-the-street composition, with plenty of Windy City attitude. Perfect for Chicago natives, transplants, tourists, and anyone who knows that Chicago has a mascot for just about everything. Chicago attitude. Four across. No crossing guard needed.

Tags: abbey road, bears, beatles, benny, blackhawks
Mt Goldmore T-Shirt
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Description: Thank You for being a friend Travel down a road and back again Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidante

Tags: 80s, 80s sitcom, 90s, bea arthur, betty white
Solid Liquid Gas T-Shirt
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Description: Solid, Liquid, or Gas? What will come out of my Ass? A childhood classic.

Tags: bathroom humor, butt, cat in the hat, childrens book, diarrhea
Chicago Beef Department T-Shirt
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Description: In case of emergency, add giardiniera.

Tags: bears, cfd, chicago, chicago police, chicago style
Chicago Food Department T-Shirt
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Description: In case of emergency, add giardiniera.

Tags: bears, cfd, chicago, chicago police, chicago style
Yokels T-Shirt
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Description: Cleveland baseball hillbilly parody

Tags: baseball, casino, caucasians, cleveland, football
Thirsty for More T-Shirt
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Description: Do you guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?

Tags: 90s, christmas, christmas movies, christmas story, harry and marv
The Revolting Blob T-Shirt
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Description: My God! In June 1983, he sat on some guy's head and killed him.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, chubbs peterson, farley, happy gilmore
Blu Haul Truck T-Shirt
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Description: Honest Abe would pack up and leave Illinois too. Vote with your feet. Leave the blue state and head to a new state.

Tags: chicago, conservative, corruption, ice, illinois
Throw Bread at Me T-Shirt
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Description: Throw Bread at Me

Tags: american revolution, benjamin franklin, dont tread on me, ducks, freedom
Barney and Adrian. T-Shirt

Description: Barney and Adrian.

Tags: 90s, 90s tv, barney, chippendales, dirty dancing
I am the Captain Now T-Shirt

Description: I am the Captain Now Don't mess with Crunch. He will bust a cap in your a$$

Tags: capn crunch, cereal, cereal killer, funny, gangster
Bust a Capn Crunch T-Shirt
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Description: Don't mess with Crunch. He will bust a cap in your a$$

Tags: breakfast, bust a cap, cereal, cereal killer, childhood
Zero Flux Capacitor White T-Shirt
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Description: Flux capacitor shirt… Zero Flux Capacitor. 1.21 gigawatts … 1.21 Don’t Give a Flux

Tags: 80s, back to the future, biff, caution, delorean
Zero Flux Capacitor T-Shirt
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Description: Flux capacitor shirt… Zero Flux Capacitor. 1.21 gigawatts … 1.21 Don’t Give a Flux

Tags: 80s, back to the future, biff, caution, delorean

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