No one expected Elizabeth Elephant to win the coveted Miss Savanna tiara, especially when going up against svelte Georgetta Giraffe. However, her inner beauty was more captivating than Georgetta's sleek lines, and she donned the sash of victory.
Tags: elephant, beautiful, beauty, pageant, miss-america
When A.I.M. decided to conquer the internet with evil science, they knew they would need a powerful figurehead to lead the charge. They put top men on the job, and from their evil lab emerged a mouse eating organism, wishing death on kibble. M.E.O.W.D.O.K. quickly assumed control of the organization and the hearts of internet denizens everywhere.
Tags: marvel, comics, comic-books, avengers, aim
There was nothing Moby Dick hated more than giving directions to sailors who had gotten themselves lost. And so it was that young Ahab developed a deep, abiding hatred for the stubborn whale. "I'd strike the sun if it insulted me."
Tags: parody, literature, melville, mobydick, whale