Hats
Herbalicious Hat
$19
Description: Like seeing your favorite chef knife through a portal to an alternate dimension, if bubbles could be portals to alternate dimensions.
Bubble Blade Hat
$19
Chill Lion Hat
$19
Description: The closed Russian town of Mezhgorye is rumored to be home to many a mystery—some have called it the Area 51 of Russia. This may be true, maybe not, but what is an absolute truth, and the town's biggest secret, is the pack of mining bears that occupy the extensive caverns beneath the human dwellings. Some say that one day they will rise and seize control for themselves. Only time will tell.
Ursa Miner Hat
$19
Description: If you ever find yourself in Snezhnogorsk, in the northernmost reaches of Russia, do not be surprised to find yourself confronted by inquisitive seals. While the Russian Navy is nominally in charge—it's where nuclear subs are repaired—the seals are the real power. Their presence on the town's flag and coat of arms symbolizes the citizens' recognition of their authority.
Description: God gave you the gift of the gun. The gun is good! The gun shoots death and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth, and kill! All artist profits from sales of this design will be donated to Everytown for Gun Safety, a non-profit organization working to end the rampant gun violence in the U.S.
Description: Bears are terrifying, we all know this. But what if they were also armed with medieval weaponry? That's the question asked by the flag of Yaroslavl Oblast, and one you can now make everyone you encounter ponder.
HalBEARd Hat
$19
Description: Apimposaurus got into the life for the easy money, but stayed for the clothes.
Apimposaurus Hat
$19
Description: Founding member of legendary rap group Hostis Publicus, Flavian Flav (real name Titus Flavius Caesar Vespasianus Augustus) garnered fame in the LXXs with his flamboyant stage presence and solo on "CMXI est a Iocus."
Flavian Flav Hat
$19
Description: No one expected Elizabeth Elephant to win the coveted Miss Savanna tiara, especially when going up against svelte Georgetta Giraffe. However, her inner beauty was more captivating than Georgetta's sleek lines, and she donned the sash of victory.
Miss Savanna Hat
$19
Description: Without the bold Laika, modern space exploration would not be possible. Solute her memory, comrades!
Dogonaut Hat
$19
Description: Many worlds have known the terror of the coming of the great and terrible Galoctopus. Many fewer have lived to tell of it.
Galoctopus Hat
$19
Description: When A.I.M. decided to conquer the internet with evil science, they knew they would need a powerful figurehead to lead the charge. They put top men on the job, and from their evil lab emerged a mouse eating organism, wishing death on kibble. M.E.O.W.D.O.K. quickly assumed control of the organization and the hearts of internet denizens everywhere.
Description: There was nothing Moby Dick hated more than giving directions to sailors who had gotten themselves lost. And so it was that young Ahab developed a deep, abiding hatred for the stubborn whale. "I'd strike the sun if it insulted me."
Noby Dick Hat
$19
Description: It may not be easy being green, but you'd never know that from looking at Mr. Hopper.
Mr. Hopper Hat
$19
Description: Scientists now say that the Triceratops didn't actually exist, that mistakes were made by paleontologists. Well, they won't be so smug when this officer's lights blink on in their rearview mirror.
Triceracops Hat
$19
Description: Whether at the library, at a restaurant, on an airplane, or at opening night at the opera, please, keep it down. The Silence thank you for your cooperation.
Hush Hat
$19
Relax Hat
$19
Description: Velocirapper spits faster than any other rap master, ripping other MCs like a toe-clawed soundblaster.
Velocirapper Hat
$19
Description: Atomic Bear's strength knows no limits! Atomic Bear will split the very atoms apart! (A "cover" of the flag of Zheleznogorsk, Russia.)
Atomic Bear Hat
$19