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Description: The closed Russian town of Mezhgorye is rumored to be home to many a mystery—some have called it the Area 51 of Russia. This may be true, maybe not, but what is an absolute truth, and the town's biggest secret, is the pack of mining bears that occupy the extensive caverns beneath the human dwellings. Some say that one day they will rise and seize control for themselves. Only time will tell.
Description: If you ever find yourself in Snezhnogorsk, in the northernmost reaches of Russia, do not be surprised to find yourself confronted by inquisitive seals. While the Russian Navy is nominally in charge—it's where nuclear subs are repaired—the seals are the real power. Their presence on the town's flag and coat of arms symbolizes the citizens' recognition of their authority.
Description: God gave you the gift of the gun. The gun is good! The gun shoots death and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth, and kill! All artist profits from sales of this design will be donated to Everytown for Gun Safety, a non-profit organization working to end the rampant gun violence in the U.S.
Description: When A.I.M. decided to conquer the internet with evil science, they knew they would need a powerful figurehead to lead the charge. They put top men on the job, and from their evil lab emerged a mouse eating organism, wishing death on kibble. M.E.O.W.D.O.K. quickly assumed control of the organization and the hearts of internet denizens everywhere.
