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French Kissinger Socks
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Description: Give Henry a smooch

Tags: america, political satire, history, war, political

French Kissinger Socks

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Tubby the Tiger (Black) Socks
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Description: Fierce but cuddly (Also available with black line work)

Tags: tiger art, tigers, eye of the tiger, cat, animal

Tubby the Tiger (Black) Socks

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Tubby the Tiger (White) Socks
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Description: Fierce but cuddly (Also available with black line work)

Tags: pet, eye of the tiger, tiger face, big cats, wildlife

Tubby the Tiger (White) Socks

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Herbalicious Socks
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Description: Make your chest taste better by adding a bundle of fresh herbs!

Tags: vegetables, chef, food, restaurant, cook

Herbalicious Socks

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Bubble Blade Socks
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Description: Like seeing your favorite chef knife through a portal to an alternate dimension, if bubbles could be portals to alternate dimensions.

Tags: knives, blade, kitchen, chef, knife

Bubble Blade Socks

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Chill Lion Socks
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Description: Chill Lion's gonna tell you where the light is.

Tags: artsy, animal, cute, funny, lions

Chill Lion Socks

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Ursa Miner Socks
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Description: The closed Russian town of Mezhgorye is rumored to be home to many a mystery—some have called it the Area 51 of Russia. This may be true, maybe not, but what is an absolute truth, and the town's biggest secret, is the pack of mining bears that occupy the extensive caverns beneath the human dwellings. Some say that one day they will rise and seize control for themselves. Only time will tell.

Tags: russia, ussr, flag, mining, vintage

Ursa Miner Socks

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Confrontational Seal Socks
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Description: If you ever find yourself in Snezhnogorsk, in the northernmost reaches of Russia, do not be surprised to find yourself confronted by inquisitive seals. While the Russian Navy is nominally in charge—it's where nuclear subs are repaired—the seals are the real power. Their presence on the town's flag and coat of arms symbolizes the citizens' recognition of their authority.

Tags: seal, coat of arms, russia, town, cute

Confrontational Seal Socks

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American Idol Socks
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Description: God gave you the gift of the gun. The gun is good! The gun shoots death and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth, and kill! All artist profits from sales of this design will be donated to Everytown for Gun Safety, a non-profit organization working to end the rampant gun violence in the U.S.

Tags: america, american, protest, gun, political

American Idol Socks

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HalBEARd Socks
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Description: Bears are terrifying, we all know this. But what if they were also armed with medieval weaponry? That's the question asked by the flag of Yaroslavl Oblast, and one you can now make everyone you encounter ponder.

Tags: bears, animals, halberd, politics, russia

HalBEARd Socks

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Apimposaurus Socks
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Description: Apimposaurus got into the life for the easy money, but stayed for the clothes.

Tags: dinosaur, art, artistic, artsy, animal

Apimposaurus Socks

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NSA Listening Tour Socks
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Description: Here at the National Security Agency, we're not just the people collecting all your conversations and data. We're also your friends. You can tell us ANYTHING.

Tags: nsa, national security agency, snowden, eavesdrop, listen

NSA Listening Tour Socks

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Flavian Flav Socks
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Description: Founding member of legendary rap group Hostis Publicus, Flavian Flav (real name Titus Flavius Caesar Vespasianus Augustus) garnered fame in the LXXs with his flamboyant stage presence and solo on "CMXI est a Iocus."

Tags: rap, rapper, flava flav, flavor flav, caesar

Flavian Flav Socks

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Miss Savanna Socks
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Description: No one expected Elizabeth Elephant to win the coveted Miss Savanna tiara, especially when going up against svelte Georgetta Giraffe. However, her inner beauty was more captivating than Georgetta's sleek lines, and she donned the sash of victory.

Tags: elephant, beautiful, beauty, pageant, miss america

Miss Savanna Socks

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Dogonaut Socks
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Description: Without the bold Laika, modern space exploration would not be possible. Solute her memory, comrades!

Tags: dog, cosmonaut, astronaut, ussr, soviet

Dogonaut Socks

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Galoctopus Socks
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Description: Many worlds have known the terror of the coming of the great and terrible Galoctopus. Many fewer have lived to tell of it.

Tags: popular

Galoctopus Socks

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Zig Zag Squadron Socks
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Description: Papers, please.

Tags: pop culture, movie, grand budapest hotel, wes anderson, wes anderson movies

Zig Zag Squadron Socks

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M.E.O.W.D.O.K. Socks
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Description: When A.I.M. decided to conquer the internet with evil science, they knew they would need a powerful figurehead to lead the charge. They put top men on the job, and from their evil lab emerged a mouse eating organism, wishing death on kibble. M.E.O.W.D.O.K. quickly assumed control of the organization and the hearts of internet denizens everywhere.

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M.E.O.W.D.O.K. Socks

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Noby Dick Socks
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Description: There was nothing Moby Dick hated more than giving directions to sailors who had gotten themselves lost. And so it was that young Ahab developed a deep, abiding hatred for the stubborn whale. "I'd strike the sun if it insulted me."

Tags: parody, literature, melville, mobydick, whale

Noby Dick Socks

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Mr. Hopper Socks
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Description: It may not be easy being green, but you'd never know that from looking at Mr. Hopper.

Tags: funny, artsy, art, cute, artistic

Mr. Hopper Socks

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George WashingTron Socks
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Description: First in war, first in peace, first in being digitized and transmitted to a digital frontier.

Tags: nerd, geek, funny, movies, parody

George WashingTron Socks

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Xenu is my Homeboy Socks
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Description: Xenu is my homeboy, and he can be yours. Let me tell you about space ghosts and volcanos...

Tags: alien, airplane, xenu, aliens, space

Xenu is my Homeboy Socks

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Outlandos d' Justice Socks
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Description: Even the law needs a side gig.

Tags: judge dredd, the police, police, sting, stallone

Outlandos d' Justice Socks

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Triceracops Socks
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Description: Scientists now say that the Triceratops didn't actually exist, that mistakes were made by paleontologists. Well, they won't be so smug when this officer's lights blink on in their rearview mirror.

Tags: happy, nerd, geek, mashup, funny

Triceracops Socks

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Hush Socks
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Description: Whether at the library, at a restaurant, on an airplane, or at opening night at the opera, please, keep it down. The Silence thank you for your cooperation.

Tags: sci fi, tv, whovian

Hush Socks

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Wish Who Were Here Socks
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Description: Wish Who Were Here is the 2nd studio album from the 3rd Doctor of the 6th volume 2nd iteration, the 11th Doctor overall and you know what it's a lot to go into but shine on you crazy diamonds

Tags: sci fi, tv, whovian

Wish Who Were Here Socks

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Peter Parker, Arachnophobe Socks
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Description: Few people know Spider-Man's secret identity. Even fewer know his greatest secret...a crippling fear of spiders. He only jokes to mask his self-loathing.

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Peter Parker, Arachnophobe Socks

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Universal Brown Shipping Socks
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Description: Do you need a package delivered under dangerous circumstances? Do you prefer your shipments to be carried in a way that guarantees explosions? UBS is here for you, baby. What can Jim Brown do for you?

Tags: pop culture, movie, funny, parody, mashup

Universal Brown Shipping Socks

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Relax Socks
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Description: Relax. Don't do it, when you want to go to it.

Tags: pop culture, movie, funny, zoolander, will ferrell

Relax Socks

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Swine Equality Socks
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Description: Pigs are not to be trusted with power. Let this shirt serve as a reminder for you and your loved ones.

Tags: animal, pig, equality, equal

Swine Equality Socks

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Velocirapper Socks
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Description: Velocirapper spits faster than any other rap master, ripping other MCs like a toe-clawed soundblaster.

Tags: velociraptor, velocirap, jurassic park, dinosaur, dino

Velocirapper Socks

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It's A Small School Socks
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Description: It's a school of mutants and a school of tears It's a school of hope, it's a school folks fear All the students are weird And the bad guys are near It's a small school after all

Tags: popular

It's A Small School Socks

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Les Mysteriobles Socks
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Description: The award winning story of a supervillain's journey of mercy, love, and revolution.

Tags: popular

Les Mysteriobles Socks

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Radical Islam! Socks
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Description: Ladies can do things now, even sick skateboard tricks, and you're going to have to get used to that.

Tags: girl, pop culture, funny, muslim, islamic

Radical Islam! Socks

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Atomic Bear Socks
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Description: Atomic Bear's strength knows no limits! Atomic Bear will split the very atoms apart! (A "cover" of the flag of Zheleznogorsk, Russia.)

Tags: russia, bear, atomic, a bomb, atom

Atomic Bear Socks

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Thirsty Thirsty Hippo Socks
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Description: Sometimes a body just wants a milkshake.

Tags: animal, funny, artsy, hungry hungry hippos, hungry hippos

Thirsty Thirsty Hippo Socks

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