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You Can't Think Your Way Out (text) Hat
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Description: You Can't Think Your Way Out of This, Thinking is How You Got Here

Tags: anxiety, anxious, brain, brain rot, brainrot
You Can't Think Your Way Out Hat
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Description: You Can't Think Your Way Out of This, Thinking is How You Got Here

Tags: anxiety, anxious, brain, depression, funny

You Can't Think Your Way Out Hat

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I Read Ishmael Hat
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Description: Don't blame me, I read Ishmael by Daniel Quinn

Tags: animal, ape, arizona, az, book

I Read Ishmael Hat

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Lo-Fi Movie Night Hat
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Description: Movies are best enjoyed on VHS projected onto a bedsheet in the back yard.

Tags: cassette, cinema, film, jef, jef caine

Lo-Fi Movie Night Hat

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Our Lady of Otoh Gunga Hat

Description: May the Force be with Yousa.

Tags: catholic, faith, gungan, holy mary, jar jar binks

Our Lady of Otoh Gunga Hat

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Eat Books Read Food Hat

Description: Eat Books Read Food

Tags: apple, banana, book, book lover, books

Eat Books Read Food Hat

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Bike to Work Hat
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Description: Join the rat race, bike to work

Tags: bicycle, bike, biker, biking, cycling

Bike to Work Hat

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Quit ICE Ride Bikes Hat

Description: Quit ICE Ride Bikes

Tags: abolish ice, anti fascist, anti ice, anti trump, bicycle

Quit ICE Ride Bikes Hat

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Quit ICE Ride Bikes (Light) Hat

Description: Quit ICE Ride Bikes

Tags: anit ice, bicycle, bike, biking, cycling

Quit ICE Ride Bikes (Light) Hat

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Never Hungover Again Hat
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Description: Sober frog

Tags: addict, addiction, animal, celan, cute

Never Hungover Again Hat

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What if it Really Is All About Love or Whatever (outline) Hat
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Description: What if it Really Is All About Love or Whatever T-Shirt

Tags: heart, jef, jef caine, jefcaine, lips
Too Much Confusion (outline) Hat
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Description: “There must be some way out of here,” said the joker to the thief “There’s too much confusion, I can’t get no relief Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth None of them along the line know what any of it is worth” “No reason to get excited,” the thief, he kindly spoke “There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke But you and I, we’ve been through that, and this is not our fate So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late” All along the watchtower, princes kept the view While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl

Tags: all along the watchtower, bob dylan, classic rock, confused, confusion

Too Much Confusion (outline) Hat

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Drawing! (outline) Hat
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Description: Drawing is Power!

Tags: creative, creativity, drawing, god, jef

Drawing! (outline) Hat

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Drawing! Hat
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Description: Drawing is Power!

Tags: drawing, drawing is power, god, hand, jef

Drawing! Hat

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Too Much Confusion Hat
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Description: “There must be some way out of here,” said the joker to the thief “There’s too much confusion, I can’t get no relief Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth None of them along the line know what any of it is worth” “No reason to get excited,” the thief, he kindly spoke “There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke But you and I, we’ve been through that, and this is not our fate So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late” All along the watchtower, princes kept the view While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl

Tags: all along the watchtower, bob, bob dylan, classic rock, confused

Too Much Confusion Hat

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What if it Really Is All About Love or Whatever Hat
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Description: What if it Really Is All About Love or Whatever

Tags: dental, dentist, exist, existentialism, life
Yes Loitering Hat
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Description: Loitering is good actually

Tags: exist, existentialism, funny, life, loiter

Yes Loitering Hat

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Only Sad Sometimes Hat
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Description: It's okay to be happy?

Tags: emotion, emotions, feelings, hand draw, happy

Only Sad Sometimes Hat

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Bike and Draw Hat
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Description: Bike, Draw, Explore.

Tags: bicycle, bike, biking, creative, cycling

Bike and Draw Hat

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Bike and Draw - Foldie Hat
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Description: Bike, Draw, Fold

Tags: bicycle, bike, biker, creative, cycling

Bike and Draw - Foldie Hat

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Minnesota Kind (outline) Hat
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Description: Be nice and be kind.

Tags: emoji, finder, happy, jef, jef caine

Minnesota Kind (outline) Hat

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Minnesota Kind (light on dark) Hat
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Description: Be nice. Be kind. Be Midwest Depressed.

Tags: blue, compassion, cute, empathy, happy

Minnesota Kind (light on dark) Hat

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No Purpose No Problem (outline) Hat

Description: Maybe there is no meaning and maybe that's okay.

Tags: anxiety, anxious, brain, existential, existentialism

No Purpose No Problem (outline) Hat

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No Purpose. No Problem. Hat

Description: Maybe there is no meaning and maybe that's okay.

Tags: anxiety, brain, depression, existentialism, humor

No Purpose. No Problem. Hat

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Buttman Hat
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Description: Not the hero Hotbum City deserves, but the one it needs or something.

Tags: ass, batman, bc comics, booty, butt

Buttman Hat

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No Ethical Consumption of Meat Hat

Description: Roses are Red Candy is Sweet There is no Ethical Consumption of Meat

Tags: animal rights, animal rights activist, blood, candy, earth

No Ethical Consumption of Meat Hat

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The World is Sacred Hat
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Description: Do you want to improve the world? I don’t think it can be done. The world is sacred. It can’t be improved. If you tamper with it, you’ll ruin it. If you treat it like an object, you’ll lose it. There is a time for being ahead, a time for being behind; a time for being in motion, a time for being at rest; a time for being vigorous, a time for being exhausted; a time for being safe, a time for being in danger. The Master sees things as they are, without trying to control them. She lets them go their own way, and resides at the center of the circle. Tao Te Ching – Verse 29

Tags: earth, earth day, earth lover, earth month, environment

The World is Sacred Hat

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No Mouse Owns My Destiny Hat
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Description: Steamboat Willie is Public Domain

Tags: destiny, disney, mickey mouse, mouse, public domain

No Mouse Owns My Destiny Hat

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We Might Not Be Okay Hat

Description: Will we survive?

Tags: climate anxiety, climate awareness, climate change, earth, earth awareness

We Might Not Be Okay Hat

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It's Actually Not A Terrible Idea Hat
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Description: It's Actually Not A Terrible Idea

Tags: good idea, great idea, not a terrible idea, pencil, terrible idea
It's Actually Not A Terrible Idea Hat
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Description: It's Actually Not A Terrible Idea

Tags: good ideas, good plan, hell yes, idea, lets do it
something of a cyclist Hat
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Description: something of a cyclist

Tags: bicycle, bike, bike dont drive, biker, biking

something of a cyclist Hat

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Destroy those who destroy the Earth Hat

Description: The nations were angry, but your wrath has come. The time has come for the dead to be judged and to give the reward to your servants the prophets, to the saints, and to those who fear your name, both small and great, and the time has come to destroy those who destroy the earth. - Revelation 11:18

Tags: apocalypse, bible, christian, earth, earth day
Share the Road Frog and Toad Hat

Description: Share the Road for Frog and Toad. Start seeing bicycles!

Tags: bicycle, bike, bike safety, biker, cycling

Share the Road Frog and Toad Hat

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Ask Me About Optimistic Nihilism (blue) Hat

Description: Make friends with emptiness. Make friends with loneliness too. Confronting one’s existence is what well adjusted people do Say hello to the darkness, give my best to the endless void Find inner peace with discontent for soon we all shall be destroyed Embrace all impermanence. Be grateful for the curse. The urgency of life precedes the heat death of the universe. As we watch our home planet melt like ice cream in the sun We’ll be together in extinction hold our hands and die as one All debts will be canceled the prisoners walk free The former laws of man made void in cosmic year of jubilee So smile when you see it, the mercy of the end Pour a glass of wine for death invite them inside as a friend

Tags: absurdism, existential crisis, existential dread, existentialism, happy
Ask Me About Optimistic Nihilism Hat

Description: Make friends with emptiness. Make friends with loneliness too. Confronting one’s existence is what well adjusted people do Say hello to the darkness, give my best to the endless void Find inner peace with discontent for soon we all shall be destroyed Embrace all impermanence. Be grateful for the curse. The urgency of life precedes the heat death of the universe. As we watch our home planet melt like ice cream in the sun We’ll be together in extinction hold our hands and die as one All debts will be canceled the prisoners walk free The former laws of man made void in cosmic year of jubilee So smile when you see it, the mercy of the end Pour a glass of wi

Tags: absurdism, happy, jef, jef caine, jefcaine

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