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You Can't Think Your Way Out (text) Shorts
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Description: You Can't Think Your Way Out of This, Thinking is How You Got Here

Tags: anxiety, anxious, brain, brain rot, brainrot
You Can't Think Your Way Out Shorts
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Description: You Can't Think Your Way Out of This, Thinking is How You Got Here

Tags: anxiety, anxious, brain, depression, funny

You Can't Think Your Way Out Shorts

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I Read Ishmael Shorts
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Description: Don't blame me, I read Ishmael by Daniel Quinn

Tags: animal, ape, arizona, az, book

I Read Ishmael Shorts

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Lo-Fi Movie Night Shorts

Description: Movies are best enjoyed on VHS projected onto a bedsheet in the back yard.

Tags: cassette, cinema, film, jef, jef caine

Lo-Fi Movie Night Shorts

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Our Lady of Otoh Gunga Shorts

Description: May the Force be with Yousa.

Tags: catholic, faith, gungan, holy mary, jar jar binks

Our Lady of Otoh Gunga Shorts

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Eat Books Read Food Shorts

Description: Eat Books Read Food

Tags: apple, banana, book, book lover, books

Eat Books Read Food Shorts

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Bike to Work Shorts

Description: Join the rat race, bike to work

Tags: bicycle, bike, biker, biking, cycling

Bike to Work Shorts

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Quit ICE Ride Bikes Shorts

Description: Quit ICE Ride Bikes

Tags: abolish ice, anti fascist, anti ice, anti trump, bicycle

Quit ICE Ride Bikes Shorts

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Quit ICE Ride Bikes (Light) Shorts

Description: Quit ICE Ride Bikes

Tags: anit ice, bicycle, bike, biking, cycling

Quit ICE Ride Bikes (Light) Shorts

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Never Hungover Again Shorts
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Description: Sober frog

Tags: addict, addiction, animal, celan, cute

Never Hungover Again Shorts

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What if it Really Is All About Love or Whatever (outline) Shorts

Description: What if it Really Is All About Love or Whatever T-Shirt

Tags: heart, jef, jef caine, jefcaine, lips
Too Much Confusion (outline) Shorts

Description: “There must be some way out of here,” said the joker to the thief “There’s too much confusion, I can’t get no relief Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth None of them along the line know what any of it is worth” “No reason to get excited,” the thief, he kindly spoke “There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke But you and I, we’ve been through that, and this is not our fate So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late” All along the watchtower, princes kept the view While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl

Tags: all along the watchtower, bob dylan, classic rock, confused, confusion

Too Much Confusion (outline) Shorts

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Drawing! (outline) Shorts

Description: Drawing is Power!

Tags: creative, creativity, drawing, god, jef

Drawing! (outline) Shorts

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Drawing! Shorts

Description: Drawing is Power!

Tags: drawing, drawing is power, god, hand, jef

Drawing! Shorts

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Too Much Confusion Shorts

Description: “There must be some way out of here,” said the joker to the thief “There’s too much confusion, I can’t get no relief Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth None of them along the line know what any of it is worth” “No reason to get excited,” the thief, he kindly spoke “There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke But you and I, we’ve been through that, and this is not our fate So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late” All along the watchtower, princes kept the view While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl

Tags: all along the watchtower, bob, bob dylan, classic rock, confused

Too Much Confusion Shorts

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What if it Really Is All About Love or Whatever Shorts

Description: What if it Really Is All About Love or Whatever

Tags: dental, dentist, exist, existentialism, life
Yes Loitering Shorts
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Description: Loitering is good actually

Tags: exist, existentialism, funny, life, loiter

Yes Loitering Shorts

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Only Sad Sometimes Shorts

Description: It's okay to be happy?

Tags: emotion, emotions, feelings, hand draw, happy

Only Sad Sometimes Shorts

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Bike and Draw Shorts
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Description: Bike, Draw, Explore.

Tags: bicycle, bike, biking, creative, cycling

Bike and Draw Shorts

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Bike and Draw - Foldie Shorts
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Description: Bike, Draw, Fold

Tags: bicycle, bike, biker, creative, cycling

Bike and Draw - Foldie Shorts

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Minnesota Kind (light on dark) Shorts
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Description: Be nice. Be kind. Be Midwest Depressed.

Tags: blue, compassion, cute, empathy, happy
No Purpose. No Problem. Shorts

Description: Maybe there is no meaning and maybe that's okay.

Tags: anxiety, brain, depression, existentialism, humor

No Purpose. No Problem. Shorts

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Buttman Shorts
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Description: Not the hero Hotbum City deserves, but the one it needs or something.

Tags: ass, batman, bc comics, booty, butt

Buttman Shorts

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No Ethical Consumption of Meat Shorts

Description: Roses are Red Candy is Sweet There is no Ethical Consumption of Meat

Tags: animal rights, animal rights activist, blood, candy, earth
The World is Sacred Shorts
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Description: Do you want to improve the world? I don’t think it can be done. The world is sacred. It can’t be improved. If you tamper with it, you’ll ruin it. If you treat it like an object, you’ll lose it. There is a time for being ahead, a time for being behind; a time for being in motion, a time for being at rest; a time for being vigorous, a time for being exhausted; a time for being safe, a time for being in danger. The Master sees things as they are, without trying to control them. She lets them go their own way, and resides at the center of the circle. Tao Te Ching – Verse 29

Tags: earth, earth day, earth lover, earth month, environment

The World is Sacred Shorts

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We Might Not Be Okay Shorts

Description: Will we survive?

Tags: climate anxiety, climate awareness, climate change, earth, earth awareness

We Might Not Be Okay Shorts

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It's Actually Not A Terrible Idea Shorts
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Description: It's Actually Not A Terrible Idea

Tags: good ideas, good plan, hell yes, idea, lets do it
something of a cyclist Shorts
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Description: something of a cyclist

Tags: bicycle, bike, bike dont drive, biker, biking

something of a cyclist Shorts

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Destroy those who destroy the Earth Shorts

Description: The nations were angry, but your wrath has come. The time has come for the dead to be judged and to give the reward to your servants the prophets, to the saints, and to those who fear your name, both small and great, and the time has come to destroy those who destroy the earth. - Revelation 11:18

Tags: apocalypse, bible, christian, earth, earth day
Share the Road Frog and Toad Shorts

Description: Share the Road for Frog and Toad. Start seeing bicycles!

Tags: bicycle, bike, bike safety, biker, cycling

Share the Road Frog and Toad Shorts

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Ask Me About Optimistic Nihilism (blue) Shorts

Description: Make friends with emptiness. Make friends with loneliness too. Confronting one’s existence is what well adjusted people do Say hello to the darkness, give my best to the endless void Find inner peace with discontent for soon we all shall be destroyed Embrace all impermanence. Be grateful for the curse. The urgency of life precedes the heat death of the universe. As we watch our home planet melt like ice cream in the sun We’ll be together in extinction hold our hands and die as one All debts will be canceled the prisoners walk free The former laws of man made void in cosmic year of jubilee So smile when you see it, the mercy of the end Pour a glass of wine for death invite them inside as a friend

Tags: absurdism, existential crisis, existential dread, existentialism, happy
Ask Me About Optimistic Nihilism Shorts

Description: Make friends with emptiness. Make friends with loneliness too. Confronting one’s existence is what well adjusted people do Say hello to the darkness, give my best to the endless void Find inner peace with discontent for soon we all shall be destroyed Embrace all impermanence. Be grateful for the curse. The urgency of life precedes the heat death of the universe. As we watch our home planet melt like ice cream in the sun We’ll be together in extinction hold our hands and die as one All debts will be canceled the prisoners walk free The former laws of man made void in cosmic year of jubilee So smile when you see it, the mercy of the end Pour a glass of wi

Tags: absurdism, happy, jef, jef caine, jefcaine
Country Mouse meets the City Rat Shorts
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Description: Country Mouse meets the City Rat

Tags: business, capitalism, city, country, country mouse
Worm Food Shorts
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Description: We are but food for the worms

Tags: cute, dead, death, dying, existential

Worm Food Shorts

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Things Will Probably Be Okay Shorts
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Description: Or maybe not

Tags: happy, jef, jef caine, jefcaine, lips

Things Will Probably Be Okay Shorts

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Vaguely Swedish Shorts
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Description: Swedish Fish and Dala Horse for the Vaguely Swedish

Tags: dala, dala horse, fish, horse, scandinavian

Vaguely Swedish Shorts

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