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You Can't Think Your Way Out (text) Tank Top
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Description: You Can't Think Your Way Out of This, Thinking is How You Got Here

Tags: anxiety, anxious, brain, brain rot, brainrot
You Can't Think Your Way Out Tank Top
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Description: You Can't Think Your Way Out of This, Thinking is How You Got Here

Tags: anxiety, anxious, brain, depression, funny
I Read Ishmael Tank Top
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Description: Don't blame me, I read Ishmael by Daniel Quinn

Tags: animal, ape, arizona, az, book

I Read Ishmael Tank Top

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Lo-Fi Movie Night Tank Top

Description: Movies are best enjoyed on VHS projected onto a bedsheet in the back yard.

Tags: cassette, cinema, film, jef, jef caine

Lo-Fi Movie Night Tank Top

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Our Lady of Otoh Gunga Tank Top

Description: May the Force be with Yousa.

Tags: catholic, faith, gungan, holy mary, jar jar binks

Our Lady of Otoh Gunga Tank Top

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Eat Books Read Food Tank Top

Description: Eat Books Read Food

Tags: apple, banana, book, book lover, books

Eat Books Read Food Tank Top

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Bike to Work Tank Top

Description: Join the rat race, bike to work

Tags: bicycle, bike, biker, biking, cycling

Bike to Work Tank Top

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Quit ICE Ride Bikes Tank Top

Description: Quit ICE Ride Bikes

Tags: abolish ice, anti fascist, anti ice, anti trump, bicycle

Quit ICE Ride Bikes Tank Top

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Quit ICE Ride Bikes (Light) Tank Top

Description: Quit ICE Ride Bikes

Tags: anit ice, bicycle, bike, biking, cycling
Never Hungover Again Tank Top

Description: Sober frog

Tags: addict, addiction, animal, celan, cute

Never Hungover Again Tank Top

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What if it Really Is All About Love or Whatever (outline) Tank Top

Description: What if it Really Is All About Love or Whatever T-Shirt

Tags: heart, jef, jef caine, jefcaine, lips
Too Much Confusion (outline) Tank Top

Description: “There must be some way out of here,” said the joker to the thief “There’s too much confusion, I can’t get no relief Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth None of them along the line know what any of it is worth” “No reason to get excited,” the thief, he kindly spoke “There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke But you and I, we’ve been through that, and this is not our fate So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late” All along the watchtower, princes kept the view While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl

Tags: all along the watchtower, bob dylan, classic rock, confused, confusion
Drawing! (outline) Tank Top

Description: Drawing is Power!

Tags: creative, creativity, drawing, god, jef

Drawing! (outline) Tank Top

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Drawing! Tank Top

Description: Drawing is Power!

Tags: drawing, drawing is power, god, hand, jef

Drawing! Tank Top

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Too Much Confusion Tank Top

Description: “There must be some way out of here,” said the joker to the thief “There’s too much confusion, I can’t get no relief Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth None of them along the line know what any of it is worth” “No reason to get excited,” the thief, he kindly spoke “There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke But you and I, we’ve been through that, and this is not our fate So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late” All along the watchtower, princes kept the view While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl

Tags: all along the watchtower, bob, bob dylan, classic rock, confused

Too Much Confusion Tank Top

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What if it Really Is All About Love or Whatever Tank Top

Description: What if it Really Is All About Love or Whatever

Tags: dental, dentist, exist, existentialism, life
Yes Loitering Tank Top
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Description: Loitering is good actually

Tags: exist, existentialism, funny, life, loiter

Yes Loitering Tank Top

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Only Sad Sometimes Tank Top

Description: It's okay to be happy?

Tags: emotion, emotions, feelings, hand draw, happy

Only Sad Sometimes Tank Top

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Bike and Draw Tank Top
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Description: Bike, Draw, Explore.

Tags: bicycle, bike, biking, creative, cycling

Bike and Draw Tank Top

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Bike and Draw - Foldie Tank Top
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Description: Bike, Draw, Fold

Tags: bicycle, bike, biker, creative, cycling

Bike and Draw - Foldie Tank Top

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Minnesota Kind (outline) Tank Top

Description: Be nice and be kind.

Tags: emoji, finder, happy, jef, jef caine

Minnesota Kind (outline) Tank Top

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Minnesota Kind (light on dark) Tank Top

Description: Be nice. Be kind. Be Midwest Depressed.

Tags: blue, compassion, cute, empathy, happy
No Purpose No Problem (outline) Tank Top

Description: Maybe there is no meaning and maybe that's okay.

Tags: anxiety, anxious, brain, existential, existentialism
No Purpose. No Problem. Tank Top

Description: Maybe there is no meaning and maybe that's okay.

Tags: anxiety, brain, depression, existentialism, humor

No Purpose. No Problem. Tank Top

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Buttman Tank Top
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Description: Not the hero Hotbum City deserves, but the one it needs or something.

Tags: ass, batman, bc comics, booty, butt

Buttman Tank Top

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No Ethical Consumption of Meat Tank Top

Description: Roses are Red Candy is Sweet There is no Ethical Consumption of Meat

Tags: animal rights, animal rights activist, blood, candy, earth
The World is Sacred Tank Top
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Description: Do you want to improve the world? I don’t think it can be done. The world is sacred. It can’t be improved. If you tamper with it, you’ll ruin it. If you treat it like an object, you’ll lose it. There is a time for being ahead, a time for being behind; a time for being in motion, a time for being at rest; a time for being vigorous, a time for being exhausted; a time for being safe, a time for being in danger. The Master sees things as they are, without trying to control them. She lets them go their own way, and resides at the center of the circle. Tao Te Ching – Verse 29

Tags: earth, earth day, earth lover, earth month, environment

The World is Sacred Tank Top

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No Mouse Owns My Destiny Tank Top
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Description: Steamboat Willie is Public Domain

Tags: destiny, disney, mickey mouse, mouse, public domain

No Mouse Owns My Destiny Tank Top

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We Might Not Be Okay Tank Top

Description: Will we survive?

Tags: climate anxiety, climate awareness, climate change, earth, earth awareness

We Might Not Be Okay Tank Top

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It's Actually Not A Terrible Idea Tank Top
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Description: It's Actually Not A Terrible Idea

Tags: good idea, great idea, not a terrible idea, pencil, terrible idea
It's Actually Not A Terrible Idea Tank Top
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Description: It's Actually Not A Terrible Idea

Tags: good ideas, good plan, hell yes, idea, lets do it
something of a cyclist Tank Top
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Description: something of a cyclist

Tags: bicycle, bike, bike dont drive, biker, biking

something of a cyclist Tank Top

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Destroy those who destroy the Earth Tank Top

Description: The nations were angry, but your wrath has come. The time has come for the dead to be judged and to give the reward to your servants the prophets, to the saints, and to those who fear your name, both small and great, and the time has come to destroy those who destroy the earth. - Revelation 11:18

Tags: apocalypse, bible, christian, earth, earth day
Share the Road Frog and Toad Tank Top

Description: Share the Road for Frog and Toad. Start seeing bicycles!

Tags: bicycle, bike, bike safety, biker, cycling
Ask Me About Optimistic Nihilism (blue) Tank Top

Description: Make friends with emptiness. Make friends with loneliness too. Confronting one’s existence is what well adjusted people do Say hello to the darkness, give my best to the endless void Find inner peace with discontent for soon we all shall be destroyed Embrace all impermanence. Be grateful for the curse. The urgency of life precedes the heat death of the universe. As we watch our home planet melt like ice cream in the sun We’ll be together in extinction hold our hands and die as one All debts will be canceled the prisoners walk free The former laws of man made void in cosmic year of jubilee So smile when you see it, the mercy of the end Pour a glass of wine for death invite them inside as a friend

Tags: absurdism, existential crisis, existential dread, existentialism, happy
Ask Me About Optimistic Nihilism Tank Top

Description: Make friends with emptiness. Make friends with loneliness too. Confronting one’s existence is what well adjusted people do Say hello to the darkness, give my best to the endless void Find inner peace with discontent for soon we all shall be destroyed Embrace all impermanence. Be grateful for the curse. The urgency of life precedes the heat death of the universe. As we watch our home planet melt like ice cream in the sun We’ll be together in extinction hold our hands and die as one All debts will be canceled the prisoners walk free The former laws of man made void in cosmic year of jubilee So smile when you see it, the mercy of the end Pour a glass of wi

Tags: absurdism, happy, jef, jef caine, jefcaine

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