Trophy Husband Tees

When you're not terrific, just not bad...

It's just terrific. Me. I'm it!

je cours, tu cours, il/elle/on court, nous courons, vous courez, ils/elles courent

The ideal man speaks French.

It's time to celebrate!

Happy and gay!

Nique ta mère, Oedipe!

Some like it tough, but everyone likes some in their mouth.

It's a Say-Something Hat day.

Everyone ones a nice banana after a hard workout.

Blood oranges can make a spooky treat.

The friendliest fruit anywhere!

For bringing home whatever you pick up at the farmers' market.

What's your favorite kind of fruit?

Wine comes from grapes and grapes are a fruit often found in fruit cocktail.

Succulent fruits from the Garden of Adam & Steve

Make the Yuletide gay with this retro fun design

Based upon the description of Mr. Charles in the 1998 script of Mr. Charles: Currently of Palm Beach

Maybe This Time (I'll Get a Strike)

Official souvenirs from Greater Chicagoland's Unofficial Museum of Liza Minnelli's Franco-Ephemera

Cancel culture was so 2019. In 2020, you're on mute

What's more 2020 than getting serviced curbside?

When daily happy hours and rosé all day get to be a bit much, your body may cry out for help.

For the days when you have no idea what day it is.

For all the teachers and students in your life.

Corvids are members of the Crow Family. If 19 corvids are holding you hostage, it's a murder. All crow images created by freepik - www.freepik.com

Divorced. Quarantined. Survived.

No one likes a soggy bottom

Remind those around you to stay deliciously safe. Pie image created by photographeeasia - www.freepik.com

For that friend (or yourself) who is Extra. Food images created by freepik - www.freepik.com

Give everyone a gentle reminder to maintain a safe distance

Get any CLOSEr and you'll be in my pool.

To remember how crappy this year is. Toilet paper image created by brgfx - www.freepik.com

Were you looking forward to Take Your Children to Work Day? Now, you can celebrate it for weeks!

If you have a birthday, but no one is there to see it, do you still get older? No matter what, you still get cake... Cupcake and candle images created by macrovector - www.freepik.com

Arf! This is the shirt of Tomorrow!