Trophy Husband Tees

Description: If you love Broadway so much, why don't you marry it, and have a baby!

Description: Some people will buy anything with an Eiffel tower and some nonsense in French on it.

Description: Je vois LA VIE en rose.

Description: A French version of the Stop Making Drama design, referencing the great French movie director Jacques Demy.

Description: We all have that one friend... or student

Description: Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have great clothes thrust upon them.

Description: Shakespeare's most famous stage direction.

Description: A is for Aesthetic. Golden ratio image created by eightonesix - www.freepik.com

Description: G is for Gnome Gnome image created by freepik - www.freepik.com

Description: K is for Knight. Knight image created by macrovector_official - www.freepik.com

Description: M is for Mnemonic. Nachos and planet images created by freepik - www.freepik.com

Description: P is for Psycho Shower curtain image created by vectorpocket - www.freepik.com

Description: W is for Wrestle Wrestlers image created by FreeVector.com

Description: Made so you can make other people ask the same thing you ask yourself.

Description: Never forget... because you're not. Flourish image created by mariia_fr - www.freepik.com

Description: Modesty and honesty go hand in hand.

Description: Words of wisdom from Queen Clarisse Renaldi of Genovia

Description: Glinda was a good witch and a shady b!+ch. Butterfly and star images created by freepik - www.freepik.com

Description: It's basic subtraction.

Description: It's easy and delicious.

Description: I mean... it's mathematical...

Description: What do you watch Will & Grace for? Hand image by created by freepik - www.freepik.com

Description: From Season 3, Episode 18, of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Description: From Season 2, Episode 10, of Veronica Mars.

Description: A poster for Windsor College's 1997 production of Agamemnon from the film Scream 2. Mask and knife images created by freepik - www.freepik.com

Description: Great ideas are just ideas if you don't know what you're talking about. Original giraffe image by brgfx - www.freepik.com

Description: When asked who was Henry V's wife, Kate Howard yells "Catherine de Valois," receives a bunch of dirty looks, and then says "I mean... we don't know." Crown image created by freepik - www.freepik.com

Description: A shirt created from the anthem from the Broadway musical La Cage Aux Folles.

Description: The answer to "Don't you know the meaning of propriety?" from the exchange between Eunice Burns and Judy Maxwell in 1972's What's Up, Doc?

Description: I don't run marathons. I'm not crazy. I only run half marathons. I'm only half crazy.

Description: In the late 60s, Grover Dale went to France to be a part of Jacques Demy's film Les Demoiselles de Rochefort. But he's really never far from home.

Description: Perfect for the gym, the grocery store, donut place drive-thru...

Description: French for "tattooed and well-mannered," for she/her/hers.

Description: The best-delivered line in the 1997 Cinderella telefilm. Feather images created by azerbaijan_stockers - www.freepik.com

Description: Exit, pursued by a leather bear

Description: What are your preferred pronouns?