Wandering Melon Cartoons

Description: A Doggie Standup Comedian makes a joke about not having any balls.

Description: A balloon tells the porcupine that she doesn't think that their relationship is going to work out.

Description: A Unicorn Psychiatrist asks its patient if he has had any hallucinations since his medication was changed.

Description: A funny Tee Shirt for hikers and nature lovers. A group of Hardcore Hikers wear the fanny packs high and up front. Funny card for hikers. Hilarious hiking tee shirt.

Description: A group of British soldiers run away in terror from Heckler's Pass as they are being heckled by the enemy

Description: What could 2020 throw at us next?

Description: A car load of spiders orders 4 large orders of Flies at a fast food drive thru.

Description: As a third fish swims away, two other fish realize that they were talking to its Ass Hole the entire time.

Description: A hamster looks out of its cage and is happy to see that “Now those bastards are getting a little taste of my life!”

Description: A sign gives directions but it was obviously created by a committee as it is just a bunch of squiggles.

Description: A deer crosses the road with a very bad attitude.

Description: A long line of penguins wait for their turn to use the only washroom on the South Pole. Funny gift for women for stand in long lines for the washroom

Description: A turtle looks in his closet and tries to decide which shell he should wear that day.

Description: A kid writes over and over “I will not waste chalk” on the chalk board.

Description: A man wearing only his underpants puts up a sign with a picture of a pair of pants and the words, “Missing” and “Reward”.

Description: A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Description: Inside of trying to escape the maze, the rats decide to play hide and seek in the maze.

Description: The devil tells a new arrival in Hell that his room has been comped because he was such a big sinner.

Description: One, not so clever hamster asks another hamster how to start their hamster wheel. Let's get this party started!

Description: A doctor breaks the bad news to a Lactose Intolerant Cow

Description: The “girls” get their signals crossed when talking about supplies for movie appreciation night. Funny gift for movie lovers at movie appreciation night. When they get cop porn instead of popcorn.

Description: Was the Submissions The World's First Selfie, the Shroud of Turin?

Description: A middle aged guy can’t keep with the younger guys at the water balloon race

Description: A monk seems to be having more fun than the rest of the guys.

Description: A couple of nun’s step into the ring/corral to duke it out

Description: Mrs. Claus asks a little elf to "check it out back there" while at a lingerie store

Description: One fish taunts another fish who thought it would be a good idea to "Think Outside of the Bowl".