Wandering Melon Cartoons

Description: A man show of his hands in dominant and why.

Description: Jed Clampett delivers his Jed Talk

Description: An old hot dog in a hot dog warming carousel tells a young, new hot dog that he should relax because he is going to be there for a while.

Description: A line of dogs sniff each other’s butts, kind or like the movie Human centipede.

Description: Orifice Hours for Dr. J. Kinny, Proctologist.

Description: All of the look alike penguins this that they are the one running for political office. A funny cartoon about a Penguin Election in Antarctica. A funny cartoons with funny and cartoony penguins. A funny cartoon for fans of politics.

Description: A Giraffe and Turtle go on their first date and to he turtle's chagrin, the giraffe wears high heels.

Description: Madame Lucille is a Fortune Teller who didn't predict that she would run out of room when making her sign.

Description: An old happy face is still smiling great gift for the senior in you life. I'm Old but Still Happy and Loving Life

Description: A fish is disgusted by his farting bowl mate.

Description: Some sausages are invited to The World's Boringest Sausage Party where they are forced to watch their host's slideshow from their trip to Yosemite Park.

Description: Sherlock Holmes deduces that the dog butler left a little treat on the ballroom floor.

Description: At Graduation Day at Drone School the successful graduates fly their mortar boards like drones

Description: The man and woman symbols of bathroom doors are jazz dancers

Description: A paper doll doctor and two nurses try to save a paper doll patient

Description: OX-y-MORON: The definition of a stupid cow.

Description: One fish tells another, "Take your first left and keep turning left until you eventually float to the top.

Description: A cowboy lassos his mortar board at his graduation day.

Description: Gilligan strands the castaways in an elevator this time.

Description: OLD HAPPY FACE. OLD BUT STILL HAPPY. The classic Happy Face image has aged but is still happy

Description: A snail in a fishbowl tells the fish that it doesn’t do windows

Description: The sign out in front of the “National #@#&% TOURETTE’S !*$@? INSTITUTE

Description: Two full pencils see tiny old pencil stuff and one says; "It's true, we do shrink as we get older". A funny gift for those getting old. Funny cartoon with pencils saying, "It's true! We do shrink as we get older!"

Description: Two old potatoes meet with the funeral director discover the many cremation options.

Description: Animals are warned not to eat the people.

Description: Conflict Resolution Training is cancelled due to conflict over venue.

Description: A mime is abandoned on the street.

Description: A father fish talks about death to his child.

Description: A leather clad receptionist works at the S and M institute

Description: A gang of Hell's Tillers harass a gardener.

Description: A blind man still thinks his bird is nice even though it pecked his eyes out

Description: A clown multitasks by juggling while sitting on the toilet

Description: Hamsters now have a Self-Driving Hamster Wheel

Description: Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster

Description: Funny things you start saying when you realize that you are "Officially Old". Some of the things you start saying once you become "Officially Old".