Wandering Melon Cartoons

Description: A fish warns another not to look into the bowl.

Description: A boy and girl show up at their local playground and are shocked when they realize that the city has built a very creepy playground inspired by the surrealist artist, Salvador Dali. Funny Salvador Dali Playground Comes Complete with huge creepy ants and melting playground equipment.

Description: A man's hair retreats from the head to the ears and nostrils.

Description: The Animal Book Club consists of an Alligator, a Bear, a Wolf and a Bunny. The Bunny doesn't think that it will like the next book which is titled, "Eat Prey, Love". Hilarious gift for Book Club Member.

Description: A car load of cats thinks that the giant M in front of a fast food restaurant stands for MICES and not MCDONALDS. A funny card for the cat lover in your life. Funny car load of cats in fast food drive thru being told that the giant "M" out front does not stand for "Mice".

Description: A cat spells out "I LOVE YOU" with its poo.

Description: Two friends gaze at the stars

Description: A funny dog is waiting at the back door to be let out to go have a smoke. Its owner says “The dog wants out again!”. A hilarious gift for a dog lover. A funny gift for a smoker.

Description: 2B or not 2B?

Description: A hand puppet confesses to his psychiatrist that he never feels totally alive until someone sticks their hand up his butt. A funny gift for a psychologist or psychiatrist.

Description: ...meanwhile, back in the locker room at the Whack-A-Mole game.

Description: It's not all fun and games, it's work!

Description: Board shorts for birds.

Description: Traffic jam on the jungle vines!

Description: Time for some ice-breakers!

Description: A hole in one...

Description: He's the shit-tin' man now.

Description: But the real question is did he make Mexico pay for it?

Description: The relationship was a schwing and amish.

Description: Butt I thought pants were optional?

Description: The best airline when you need a lift.

Description: A kitty leaves a message for its owner spelling out “CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!” using its own little turds.

Description: No shank you...

Description: Some assembly required.

Description: Right after delivering the valedictorian speech!

Description: I have to admit that I occasionally like to snuggle into a nice comfy cardigan on a chilly winter night. Hilarious Old Man Paper Doll. Dress up the old man in all his funny old man clothes! I like a nice cardigan and I prefer to wear black socks with my blocky old sandals.

Description: The newest toy for seniors!

Description: Let them run wild!

Description: We're so f#*%ed!

Description: At Graduation Day at Telekinesis School the successful graduates are able to lift their mortar boards up into the air using mind over matter. What we learn with pleasure we never forget.

Description: I wonder who gets the horns. I cow fills out its Last Will and Testament. and leaves various cuts of meat to friends, family and neighbors.