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The Wandering Melon is a collection of “art” resulting from whatever ideas pop into my melon.
Toronto

Socks

Lottery Alligator Socks

Description: A person beats the odds and wins the lottery and then gets eaten by an alligator.

Tags: unlucky, bad luck, lotto, bad luck club, alligator cartoon

Lottery Alligator Socks

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Nashual Instatoot ov Bad Spellin and Knot Good Gramer Socks

Description: The sign in front of the "Nashual Instatoot ov Bad Spellin and Knot Good Gramer"

Tags: grammar, english teacher, gift for english teacher, gift for college professor, gift for teacher
LINTY: A Pocketful of Adventure Socks
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Description: A Tee-Shirt for Linty's World Tour of Adventure 2022

Tags: book lover, librarian, childrens books, learn to read, kids books
Lobster Hot Tub Socks
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Description: Three lobsters have been invited to their neighbor's hot tub party and one of them asks why they are smelling butter.

Tags: hot tub party, humor, gift for neighbor, funnytee, comic

Lobster Hot Tub Socks

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Robin Hood Charity Socks
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Description: Robin Hood, Friar Tuck, Maid Marian and the rest of the Merry Men of Sherwood Forest discuss how their charity scam works.

Tags: maid marian, robin hood men in tights, funnytee, merry men, comic

Robin Hood Charity Socks

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Happy Birthday from your Cat. Socks

Description: A kitty leaves a birthday message for its owner spelling out “Happy Birthday” using its own little turds. Funny birthday gift for cat lovers.

Tags: funnytee, comic, catshirt, cat lady, funny cats

Happy Birthday from your Cat. Socks

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Noodle Fish Socks
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Description: A bunch of seniors float around in a Florida Condo swimming pool floating on Noodles while they talk about health issues and what they are going to eat at the Early Bird Special. Great gift for seniors living the snow bird seniors life in the south and Florida.

Tags: funny retirement gift, funny over the hill gift, retirement humor, retire, funny retirement gift idea

Noodle Fish Socks

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PSYCHIATRIST HEARING VOICES Socks

Description: A psychiatrist asks an empty therapy couch how long he has been hearing voices.

Tags: psychiatrists, funny psychiatrist, psychiatrist gift, christmas therapist gift, funnytee

PSYCHIATRIST HEARING VOICES Socks

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Hamsters are so F#*%ed! Socks
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Description: Two chubby hamsters watch their owners bring home a new pet which is a super cute little puppy. One of the hamsters is excited and the other one realizes that they are now old news and will quickly be forgotten. They are so F#*%ed!

Tags: cute hamster, new animals pets, hamster owner, hamster proud, funny dog lover

Hamsters are so F#*%ed! Socks

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Good Cop, Annoying Kid Socks
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Description: A criminal in an interrogation room is subjected to the, "Good Cop, Annoying Peek-a-boo kid treatment.

Tags: peekaboo, good cop bad cop, funny police officer, police officer, funny police

Good Cop, Annoying Kid Socks

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Hard of Hearing Institute Socks

Description: A man stands in the reception area at the Hard of Hearing Institute and read the sign that says, Ring Bell for Service" and the bell is huge.

Tags: hard of hearing gift, comic, cartoon, humor, funny gift for grandma

Hard of Hearing Institute Socks

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General T. Ambrose's Giant Mustache Fire. Socks
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Description: Two people look a big portrait of General T. Ambrose sporting a giant mustache and who died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897.

Tags: cartoons, comic, fireman funny, funny general, funny gift
Bee Hive Condo Superintendent Socks
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Description: An angry bee complains to the Bee Hive Condo Superintendent that there is honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen.

Tags: building superintendent job, bee, beekeeper, bees and honey, bees buzz

Bee Hive Condo Superintendent Socks

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Support Group for the Enabled Socks

Description: A enabled mommas boy shows up at the support group for the enabled and says that he doesn’t have to attend because he has a note from his mom.

Tags: funny gift, humor, support group, support, cartoons

Support Group for the Enabled Socks

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Leadership Camp and Followers Camp Socks
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Description: A bus that says “Leadership Camp” is followed down the road by a bus that says “Follower Camp”.

Tags: funny, humor, leadership camp, inspiration, motivational speaker
Support Group for the Directionally Challenged Socks

Description: A therapist tells his group of patients who are directionally challenged “… now if you all turn this way we can get started”.

Tags: group therapy, psychiatry, support group, self help, analysis
Cowboys flying a kite in a wild west saloon. Socks
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Description: A bartender in a Wild West saloon tells two cowboys just about to fly a kite to “Ok, you two take that outside”.

Tags: present for kite flying, cartoon, comic, funny, humor
Fish Funeral Socks
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Description: Two fish in a fish bowl. The first fish says, “When I die I want a closed casket funeral”, the second fish says, “So, toilet seat down?, the second fish says, “Correct”.

Tags: dark humor gifts, death humor, humor, funny, cartoon

Fish Funeral Socks

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Thinking Outside of the Bowl Socks

Description: One fish is lying dead outside of the bowl and the other fish still in the bowl says “Hoe’s that whole “thinking outside of the bowl” thing working out for you!”

Tags: fishing lover, think different, outside the box, cartoon, comic

Thinking Outside of the Bowl Socks

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Wise Guy Names Socks
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Description: Two mobsters sitting in a bar. One says “That’s Sal “Snazzy Slacks” Lombardo and the other says “It’s official. We’ve finally run out of good wise guy names”.

Tags: mobster, crook, gangsters, wise guys, sopranos

Wise Guy Names Socks

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Dog Coloring Set, 50 Shades of Grey Socks
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Description: A dog is happy to receive a new Crayon Set for Dogs which is 50 Shades of Grey.

Tags: 50 shades of grey, animal, canine, cartoon, coloring book
Funny cartoon of a sad dolphin being sentenced by the dolphin judge of swimming with the people. Socks
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Description: Funny cartoon of a sad dolphin being sentenced by the dolphin judge of swimming with the people. A bad Dolphin is sentenced to 1 year of swimming with the people by the judge in Dolphin Court

Tags: cartoon, comic, courtroom, cute dolphin, dolphin lover
Bad Baby on Board Socks

Description: A bad baby in a baby seat flips the middle finger. A funny take on the "baby on board" sign

Tags: baby humor, toddlers, middle finger, flipping the bird, parents and children

Bad Baby on Board Socks

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I like all my kids equally … but I love my cats more Socks

Description: A T-shirt that says, “I like all my kids equally … but I love my cat more”. A funny gift for cat lovers. Funny card and/or gift for a cat lover who is also a parent. A funny gift from children to a parent who REALLY loves their cat.

Tags: cat lady, cat love, cat lover gifts, funny cat gift, funny cat lover
I like all my kids equally … but I love my dog more Socks

Description: A T-shirt that says, “I like all my kids equally … but I love my cat more”. A funny gift for cat lovers. Funny card and/or gift for a cat lover who is also a parent. A funny gift from children to a parent who REALLY loves their cat.

Tags: funny fathers day gift, funny mothers day, gift for dog lovers, gift for dog lovers funny, i love my mommy dog
I like all my kids equally … but I love my cat more Socks

Description: A T-shirt that says, “I like all my kids equally … but I love my cat more”. A funny gift for cat lovers. Funny card and/or gift for a cat lover who is also a parent. A funny gift from children to a parent who REALLY loves their cat.

Tags: great gift for cat lovers, cute cat card or gift, funny gift for mom, mothers day gifts, cat lover gifts
Three second rule on bathroom floor Socks
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Description: A man drops his hot dog on the bathroom floor and wonders if the three second rule still applies

Tags: five second rule, hot dogs, bathroom humor, hot dog, comic
Bum sniffing school Socks
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Description: A dog drops out of Bomb Sniffing School because he thought that he'd actually signed up for Bum Sniffing School

Tags: college dropout, school humor, bomb squad, gift for dog lovers, gift for dog lover best gift for men

Bum sniffing school Socks

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Pumpkin Heartburn Socks
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Description: A doctor tells a pumpkin patient that she has found the source of its heartburn

Tags: funny halloween gift, pumpkin, funny halloween doctor humor, funny halloween nurse, doctor halloween gift

Pumpkin Heartburn Socks

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Water Cooler Servise Socks
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Description: When a water cooler service man sees two skeletons he realizes that he should change the water tank more often

Tags: skeleton bones, skeleton, water cooler humor, service man, water cooler

Water Cooler Servise Socks

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Whale Watching tours Socks
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Description: Two whales get the feeling that they are being watched by a whale watching tour

Tags: cartoons, comic, whale watching funny, being watched, voyeurism

Whale Watching tours Socks

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The end of the rat maze is near Socks
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Description: An old rat in a rat maze holds up a sign saying, "The end of the (rat maze) is near".

Tags: laboratory, scientist, lab rat cartoon, lab rats, end of the world party
Greeting Cards for the Narcissist Socks
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Description: A narcissistic man shops for a greeting card to give to himself because he is so great

Tags: funny gift, comic, cartoons, narcissism, narcissistic
Chicken Funeral Planning Socks
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Description: An old chicken couple visit with a funeral director to pre-plan their funeral

Tags: mortician, gift for funeral director, funeral director, funeral director funny, chicken gift ideas

Chicken Funeral Planning Socks

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Turkey Kids Socks

Description: The turkey kids show up at Thanksgiving looking for their mother

Tags: turkey day, dark humor gifts, thanksgiving turkey, dark humour, cartoons

Turkey Kids Socks

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Stick man rub out Socks

Description: Two erasers hide waiting to rub out the stick man as soon as he comes around the corner.

Tags: humor, funny gift, funny artist gifts, stick figure, artist gift ideas

Stick man rub out Socks

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