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The Wandering Melon is a collection of “art” resulting from whatever ideas pop into my melon.
Toronto

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Your Grandpa is up in Heaven now. Socks
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Description: A father fish talks about death to his child.

Tags: goldfish, morbid, grandpa, cartoon, comic
S and M institute Socks
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Description: A leather clad receptionist works at the S and M institute

Tags: cartoon, humor, bondage, gimp, s and m
Hell's Tillers Socks
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Description: A gang of Hell's Tillers harass a gardener.

Tags: old age, funny, grandpa, cartoon, motorized scooter
Good Bird Socks
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Description: A blind man still thinks his bird is nice even though it pecked his eyes out

Tags: beak, attack, macaw, parakeet, parrot
Multitasking Clown Socks
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Description: A clown multitasks by juggling while sitting on the toilet

Tags: bathroom, office, potty humor, funny, cartoon
Self-Driving Hamster Wheel Socks
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Description: Hamsters now have a Self-Driving Hamster Wheel

Tags: exercise, animal, pet, wheel, fitness
FRANKENMIME Socks
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Description: Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster

Tags: beret, doctor frankenstein, funny, performer, french
Hilarious Old People Sayings. Funny things you start saying when you realize that you are "Officially Old" Socks

Description: Funny things you start saying when you realize that you are "Officially Old". Some of the things you start saying once you become "Officially Old".

Tags: back in my day, cartoon, comic, funny, funny old
Hand Puppet Strip Club Socks
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Tags: puppet, runway, hand puppet, sexy, fingers
Fish Don't Look In The Bowl Socks
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Description: A fish warns another not to look into the bowl.

Tags: old age humor, retirement humor, gift for senior citizens, toilet, comic
Cowboy Philsophy Socks
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Tags: humor, cows, funny, wild west, cartoon
Funny Salvador Dali Playground Comes Complete with huge creepy ants and melting playground equipment. Socks
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Description: A boy and girl show up at their local playground and are shocked when they realize that the city has built a very creepy playground inspired by the surrealist artist, Salvador Dali. Funny Salvador Dali Playground Comes Complete with huge creepy ants and melting playground equipment.

Tags: artist, cartoon, comic, dali, funny
OCD Kid Socks
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Tags: chalk, obsessive, funny, joke, writing
Operation Chrome Dome Socks
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Description: A man's hair retreats from the head to the ears and nostrils.

Tags: old age humor, gift for senior citizens, retirement gifts, funny, comic
Eat Prey Love. Funny gift for a book club lover. Socks
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Description: The Animal Book Club consists of an Alligator, a Bear, a Wolf and a Bunny. The Bunny doesn't think that it will like the next book which is titled, "Eat Prey, Love". Hilarious gift for Book Club Member.

Tags: alligator, bear, book club, book club gifts, book lover
Funny car load of cats in fast food drive thru being told that the giant "M" out front does not stand for "Mice". Socks
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Description: A car load of cats thinks that the giant M in front of a fast food restaurant stands for MICES and not MCDONALDS. A funny card for the cat lover in your life. Funny car load of cats in fast food drive thru being told that the giant "M" out front does not stand for "Mice".

Tags: animal, cartoon, comic, drive through, fast food
Litter Box Love Socks
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Description: A cat spells out "I LOVE YOU" with its poo.

Tags: gift for cat lovers, i love you, cats, crazy cat lady, litter box
Insignificant Star Socks
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Description: Two friends gaze at the stars

Tags: sarcasm, humor gifts for family, humor, stars, comic
Funny Dog Lover Gift of a Smoking Dog Socks

Description: A funny dog is waiting at the back door to be let out to go have a smoke. Its owner says “The dog wants out again!”. A hilarious gift for a dog lover. A funny gift for a smoker.

Tags: animal, cartoon, comic, funny, humor
Yoga Pants Socks
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Tags: meditation, jesus, yoga pants, sweats, pants
Pencil Funeral Socks
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Description: 2B or not 2B?

Tags: funny, pun, cartoon, artist, short
A funny hand Puppet tells its Psychiatrist its deepest darkest secrets. Socks
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Description: A hand puppet confesses to his psychiatrist that he never feels totally alive until someone sticks their hand up his butt. A funny gift for a psychologist or psychiatrist.

Tags: analyst, cartoon, comic, funny, funny psychiatrist
You Are Here Socks
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Tags: funny, cartoon, you are here, humor, location
Pillsbury Massage Socks
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Tags: massage therapist, dough boy, comic, doughnut, humor
Whack-A-Mole Socks
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Description: ...meanwhile, back in the locker room at the Whack-A-Mole game.

Tags: mole, funny, humor, whack a mole, comic
Mr. Binky Socks
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Description: It's not all fun and games, it's work!

Tags: gift for coworker, office humour, retirement humor, the daily grind, balloon
Bird Shorts Socks
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Description: Board shorts for birds.

Tags: weather, heron, beach body, beach, comic
Jungle Rush Hour Socks
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Description: Traffic jam on the jungle vines!

Tags: commuters, cartoon, jane, comic, funny
Really IS Hell Socks
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Description: Time for some ice-breakers!

Tags: team bonding, employees, team building, ice breaker, trust fall
Golfer's Funeral Socks
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Description: A hole in one...

Tags: gift for golfer, golf humor, cemetery, sports, golfing
Oiled Myself Socks
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Description: He's the shit-tin' man now.

Tags: the wizard of oz, shit, potty humor, tin man, tinman
Trump Mausoleum Socks
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Description: But the real question is did he make Mexico pay for it?

Tags: mausoleum, build the wall, donald trump, drumpf, republican
Amish You Socks
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Description: The relationship was a schwing and amish.

Tags: romantic, girlfriend, love, amish, pennsylvania dutch
Casual Friday Socks
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Description: Butt I thought pants were optional?

Tags: office humour, gift for boss, gift for coworker, office, cartoon
Viagra Air Socks
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Description: The best airline when you need a lift.

Tags: old age gifts, old age humor, retirement humor, erectile dysfunction, flying
Clean My Litter Box! Socks
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Description: A kitty leaves a message for its owner spelling out “CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!” using its own little turds.

Tags: gift for cat owner, cat lady, cat lover gifts, funny, humor

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