Maiden Names

Ball and cup is known around the world as a game of cunning and skill. Its practitioners are many. Its masters, few. Become the ultimate champion of dexterity and will. Some will prevail, others will be sentenced to the dustbin of history. Triumph or be forgotten. BALL AND CUP!

President Joseph Raisinet Biden's dog "Commander" may have bitten 11 or 12 secret service members. Who among us hasn't? He was recently exiled for these minor infractions. Bring him home! Justice for Commander!

Who wouldn't want a nice botanical tribute in taxonomy of weeds? Our friends appear everywhere and could easily be mistaken for flowers, an arbitrary distinction made by know-it-alls?

Vintage and antique candlesticks and matchbox collection. There's also a cat on it, ok?

Doctors could be anywhere, lurking around the corner, hiding in a dark alley. Why, one might even be in the room with you right now. Summoning you with their demonic wailing crafts, bankrupting you, sawing out your organs at considerable profit. You never know. Best to eat the apple.

Beloved pet of Calvin and Grace Coolidge, Rebecca Raccoon was a gift originally intended for eating at Thanksgiving Dinner 1923. But instead moved in to her own tree house on the White House grounds.

Look slightly less like a knight wearing these assorted grails of disparate holiness and character. Some are goblets, some are chalices, some are vessels. All used. Possibly by a carpenter. Choose wisely!

Can you recognize these iconic film props? Test your chums. A. Aliens (Seiko Giugiaro 7A28-7000). B. American Psycho (Rolex Datejust 16013). C. Apollo 13 (Omega Speedmaster). D. Pulp Fiction (Field Watch). E. Back to the Future (Casio CA53W Twincept Databank). F. Scarface (Omega La Magique). G. Ghostbusters (Seiko M516-4009 Voice Note). H. Apocalypse Now (Seiko 6105). I. Predator (Seiko H558). J. Glengarry Glen Ross (Rolex Daydate). K. Jaws (Alsta Nautoscaph). L. All Quiet on the Western Front (Alpina Pocket Watch). M. Men in Black (Hamilton Ventura XXL). N. For a few Dollars Morer (El Indio Pocket Watch).

Everybody gets a trophy, celebrate your failures and the considerably polite language of losing. One of us. One of us. One of us.

RIP to these classic stadiums now made into rubble and landfill: The Kingdome, RCA Dome/Hoosier Dome, Shea Stadium, Comiskey Park, Busch Memorial Park, Stadio Della Alpi, Rasunda Stadium, Vincente Calderon Stadium, and Korakuen Stadium.

Knowledge is power... Power Corrupts... Study hard, become evil!

monetize every millisecond of your existence for profit and maybe you can stick around for a bit.

From the makers of Stick and Hoop, Rocking Horse, and Kick the Can! -- Ball and Cup! Sports!

The circle of death -- they've got candy corn spears. But the pumpkin holds within it the seeds of its own resurrection, fortunately. See back for one year later.

Can you recognize these iconic film props? Test your chums. A. Aliens (Seiko Giugiaro 7A28-7000). B. American Psycho (Rolex Datejust 16013). C. Apollo 13 (Omega Speedmaster). D. Pulp Fiction (Field Watch). E. Back to the Future (Casio CA53W Twincept Databank). F. Scarface (Omega La Magique). G. Ghostbusters (Seiko M516-4009 Voice Note). H. Apocalypse Now (Seiko 6105). I. Predator (Seiko H558). J. Glengarry Glen Ross (Rolex Daydate). K. Jaws (Alsta Nautoscaph). L. All Quiet on the Western Front (Alpina Pocket Watch). M. Men in Black (Hamilton Ventura XXL). N. For a few Dollars Morer (El Indio Pocket Watch).

Mock your friends who like sports with this sad shirt. Do it.