Maiden Names

The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

A couple elements from Roy Andersson's classic Songs from the Second Floor illustrated to remind you of the glory and horror of being. Fun!

There aren't enough decades in the century. Or maybe there are two many? Either way, dread every day in the company of this inanimate object.

T-bone tugger outerwear

If you've ever filmed a cat statue with your camcorder, maybe document that process with a t-shirt purchased from the internet.

The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

Only 90's kids remember and pay a solemn, fitting tribute to Dunston. RIP.

The eponymous Stalker from Andrei Tarkovsky's 1979 masterpiece "Stalker" has had some promotional t-shirts made up... Please wear them to spread the good word about his guided tours through The Zone. Make a wish! Tour Reviews: "It was OK" (4 Stars) "I didn't get to make my wish" (1.5 Stars) "It has become my tomb" (2 Stars) The longer quote is from the film: "When man is born he is weak and malleable. When he dies he is hard and insensitive. When a tree is growing, it’s tender and pliant, but when it’s dry and hard, it dies. Hardness and strength are death’s companions. Pliancy and weakness are expressions of the freshness of being, because what has hardened will never win."

The Chief Mousers of Downing Street and their respective years in service. From Rufus to Larry and all the official cats in between.

Pretty sure this shirt will make you dunk, anyway it looks money on the court or behind the grill.

Morbidly pay homage to a dead fellah, Smith, I guess, who once wore a similar shirt on the cover of an album entitled, "Figure 8."

The carrot and the stick are both essential tools of the professional arbitrator, probably. I don't know, I sell t shirt designs on the internet.

Morbidly pay homage to a dead fellah, Smith, I guess, who once wore a similar shirt on the cover of an album entitled, "Figure 8."

Solidarity with those underfoot, even if the foot in this case is an orange cartoon paw. Don't be a scab during the strike, support the Kellogg's workers that are mercilessly being replaced.

Vintage homage to the '96 campaign of the late, great Minnesota senator. Lost my shirt as well, wanted to recreate. We all miss him. Select Style -> "Heavy Weight" T-shirt for darker green.

Benny Hope's Atlanta Gift Shop Tour Tee: Fresh from the gift shop / trophy room / museum.

All orders served on jack cheese.

When I was young coach called me "the tiger."

The Gleaners and I was made with a small Sony camcorder, adorned in a couple of stickers. Follow in the spirit of Varda: Make art, not money. Technology is quite cheap, you can do what you need to now.

Investigate the zone in style, for a bit.

We're here because we're not all there. For research only, not to scale.

The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

A clock with no hands has never been wrong about anything.

Represent your new favorite procedural scapegoat, the senate parliamentarian. Yet another excuse.

Don't make a terrible mistake, buy this novelty t-shirt with your hard earned money.

Possession is 9/10ths of the law and also of the exorcism. Be safe out there, my friends!

A reminder to make something, while there is time. To take control of your legacy, in an attempt to not wind up on the back of someone else's tombstone.

Keep the elevator turned off. Stay out of the attic. Wash your hands, immediately.

Possession is 9/10ths of the law and also of the exorcism. Be safe out there this Halloween, my friends!

Keep the elevator turned off... Stay out of the attic... Wash your hands, immediately!

Keep the elevator turned off... Stay out of the attic... Wash your hands, immediately!

Investigate the zone in style, for a bit.

Mock your friends who like sports with this sad shirt. Do it.