Maiden Names

Description: The brutally leveraged unjust hierarchy crushing you; now on a t-shirt. yippee.

Description: trashy collage inspired by utter desperation.

Description: Thomas Rowlandson - The Ship, driven by a Whirlwind, a thousand leagues above the surface of the water, 1809 etching. The Baron discovers the inhabitants of the moon at left, the ship in the sky at right. From "Surprising Adventures of the Renowned Baron Munchausen." I just wanted this on a shirt so it was transferred, cut into 20 layers and put back together. public domain.

Description: there is a place and time for dancing in the street and for long, passionate sleep

Description: The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

Description: Homage to the 1972 campaign for president for candidate Congresswoman Shirley Chisholm, Bed Stuy, Brooklyn legend.

Description: monetize every millisecond of your existence for profit and maybe you can stick around for a bit.

Description: can you?

Description: The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

Description: A clock with no hands has never been wrong about anything.

Description: Updating the classic "Pyramid of Capitalist System" design from the Public Domain to a much larger variant. Still tragically relevant a hundred+ years later. Published in 1911 by the Industrial Worker (The International Publishing Co., Cleveland, Ohio), a newspaper of the Industrial Workers of the World, and attributed to Nedeljkovich, Brashich, & Kuharich. Public Domain.

Description: Beloved pet of Calvin and Grace Coolidge, Rebecca Raccoon was a gift originally intended for eating at Thanksgiving Dinner 1923. But instead moved in to her own tree house on the White House grounds.

Description: Ball and cup is known around the world as a game of cunning and skill. Its practitioners are many. Its masters, few. Become the ultimate champion of dexterity and will. Some will prevail, others will be sentenced to the dustbin of history. Triumph or be forgotten. BALL AND CUP!

Description: Oh no, the exiled our boy! He bit a couple of folks, sure. Who hasn't? Justice for Commander!

Description: From the makers of Stick and Hoop, Rocking Horse, and Kick the Can! -- Ball and Cup! Sports!

Description: all the world's a stage. sometimes there are preconditions to amicable presentations of self in everyday life. take your vitamins.

Description: The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

Description: tldr

Description: If you've ever filmed a cat statue with your camcorder, maybe document that process with a t-shirt purchased from the internet.

Description: This dog is an American hero of sorts. He's been unjustly exiled! For what, biting? A dog is meant to do so! He's protecting his doddering friend. Let him back into the oval office!

Description: Commander was unjustly sentenced for a crime he barely committed on numerous occasions. He is innocent. So he bit 11 secret service agents 22 times? What is the big deal? End his exile NOW!

Description: tldr;

Description: The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

Description: The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

Description: The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

Description: TV time, that's my favorite show.

Description: The Chief Mousers of Downing Street and their respective years in service. From Rufus to Larry and all the official cats in between.

Description: It is my understanding that she loves you - yea, yea, yea! This description passes the Bechdel test.

Description: Possession is 9/10ths of the law and also of the exorcism. Be safe out there, my friends!

Description: Possession is 9/10ths of the law and also of the exorcism. Be safe out there this Halloween, my friends!

Description: It is my understanding that it is a sign of great fortune to come and you should consider yourself quite lucky. Riches will follow. Wear the badge of honor.

Description: It's lucky to get pooped on by a bird. Join the club, show how lucky you've been.