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Celebrate the fact that 90% of life is showing up and then losing. You gave it a shot and it didn't work out, now please claim your award.

Who wouldn't want a nice botanical tribute in taxonomy of weeds? Our friends appear everywhere and could easily be mistaken for flowers, an arbitrary distinction made by know-it-alls?

Look slightly less like a knight wearing these assorted grails of disparate holiness and character. Some are goblets, some are chalices, some are vessels. All used. Possibly by a carpenter. Choose wisely!

RIP to a few formerly real ones, these classic stadiums now made into rubble and landfill: The Kingdome, RCA Dome/Hoosier Dome, Shea Stadium, Comiskey Park, Busch Memorial Park, Stadio Della Alpi, Rasunda Stadium, Vincente Calderon Stadium, and Korakuen Stadium.

Doctors could be anywhere, lurking around the corner, hiding in a dark alley. Why, one might even be in the room with you right now. Summoning you with their demonic wailing crafts, bankrupting you, sawing out your organs at considerable profit. You never know. Best to eat the apple.

Vintage and antique candlesticks and matchbox collection. There's also a cat on it, ok?

Let's be frank: this was an insane waste of my time. What was the point of making this? The history of Rock as geology/rock puns... including: Iggyneous rock, Kurdt Cobalt, The Rolling Soapstones, Desert Stone Roses, John Limonite, Bedroky Erickson, Iron Ore Maiden, David Bauxite, Lead Ore Zeppelin, Sidimentary Rock, Pink Feldspar, The Grape Agate Dead, Gneissis, Johnny Thunderegg, Elliott Smithsonite, Joan Jet Lignite and perhaps more.

The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

The circle of death -- they've got candy corn spears. But the pumpkin holds within it the seeds of its own resurrection, fortunately. See back for one year later.

RIP to these classic stadiums now made into rubble and landfill: The Kingdome, RCA Dome/Hoosier Dome, Shea Stadium, Comiskey Park, Busch Memorial Park, Stadio Della Alpi, Rasunda Stadium, Vincente Calderon Stadium, and Korakuen Stadium.

Everybody gets a trophy, celebrate your failures and the considerably polite language of losing. One of us. One of us. One of us.

Knowledge is power... Power Corrupts... Study hard, become evil!

The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

Can you recognize these iconic film props? Test your chums. A. Aliens (Seiko Giugiaro 7A28-7000). B. American Psycho (Rolex Datejust 16013). C. Apollo 13 (Omega Speedmaster). D. Pulp Fiction (Field Watch). E. Back to the Future (Casio CA53W Twincept Databank). F. Scarface (Omega La Magique). G. Ghostbusters (Seiko M516-4009 Voice Note). H. Apocalypse Now (Seiko 6105). I. Predator (Seiko H558). J. Glengarry Glen Ross (Rolex Daydate). K. Jaws (Alsta Nautoscaph). L. All Quiet on the Western Front (Alpina Pocket Watch). M. Men in Black (Hamilton Ventura XXL). N. For a few Dollars Morer (El Indio Pocket Watch).

Only 90's kids remember and pay a solemn, fitting tribute to Dunston. RIP.

Can you recognize these iconic film props? Test your chums. A. Aliens (Seiko Giugiaro 7A28-7000). B. American Psycho (Rolex Datejust 16013). C. Apollo 13 (Omega Speedmaster). D. Pulp Fiction (Field Watch). E. Back to the Future (Casio CA53W Twincept Databank). F. Scarface (Omega La Magique). G. Ghostbusters (Seiko M516-4009 Voice Note). H. Apocalypse Now (Seiko 6105). I. Predator (Seiko H558). J. Glengarry Glen Ross (Rolex Daydate). K. Jaws (Alsta Nautoscaph). L. All Quiet on the Western Front (Alpina Pocket Watch). M. Men in Black (Hamilton Ventura XXL). N. For a few Dollars Morer (El Indio Pocket Watch).

RIP to a few formerly real ones, these classic stadiums now made into rubble and landfill: The Kingdome, RCA Dome/Hoosier Dome, Shea Stadium, Comiskey Park, Busch Memorial Park, Stadio Della Alpi, Rasunda Stadium, Vincente Calderon Stadium, and Korakuen Stadium.

Can you recognize these iconic film props? Test your chums. A. Aliens (Seiko Giugiaro 7A28-7000). B. American Psycho (Rolex Datejust 16013). C. Apollo 13 (Omega Speedmaster). D. Pulp Fiction (Field Watch). E. Back to the Future (Casio CA53W Twincept Databank). F. Scarface (Omega La Magique). G. Ghostbusters (Seiko M516-4009 Voice Note). H. Apocalypse Now (Seiko 6105). I. Predator (Seiko H558). J. Glengarry Glen Ross (Rolex Daydate). K. Jaws (Alsta Nautoscaph). L. All Quiet on the Western Front (Alpina Pocket Watch). M. Men in Black (Hamilton Ventura XXL). N. For a few Dollars Morer (El Indio Pocket Watch).

Let's be frank: this was an insane waste of my time. What was the point of making this? The history of Rock as geology/rock puns... including: Iggyneous rock, Kurdt Cobalt, The Rolling Soapstones, Desert Stone Roses, John Limonite, Bedroky Erickson, Iron Ore Maiden, David Bauxite, Lead Ore Zeppelin, Sidimentary Rock, Pink Feldspar, The Grape Agate Dead, Gneissis, Johnny Thunderegg, Elliott Smithsonite, Joan Jet Lignite and perhaps more. Why would anyone do this?

There aren't enough decades in the century. Or maybe there are two many? Either way, dread every day in the company of this inanimate object.

monetize every millisecond of your existence for profit and maybe you can stick around for a bit.

all the world's a stage. sometimes there are preconditions to amicable presentations of self in everyday life. take your vitamins.

Bedside table, on the kangaroo. You either did or you didn't get it.

A couple elements from Roy Andersson's classic Songs from the Second Floor illustrated to remind you of the glory and horror of being. Fun!

Homage to the 1972 campaign for president for candidate Congresswoman Shirley Chisholm, Bed Stuy, Brooklyn legend.

The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

The carrot and the stick are both essential tools of the professional arbitrator, probably. I don't know, I sell t shirt designs on the internet.

RIP to a few formerly real ones, these classic stadiums now made into rubble and landfill: The Kingdome, RCA Dome/Hoosier Dome, Shea Stadium, Comiskey Park, Busch Memorial Park, Stadio Della Alpi, Rasunda Stadium, Vincente Calderon Stadium, and Korakuen Stadium.

tldr

If you've ever filmed a cat statue with your camcorder, maybe document that process with a t-shirt purchased from the internet.

Can you recognize these iconic film props? Test your chums. A. Aliens (Seiko Giugiaro 7A28-7000). B. American Psycho (Rolex Datejust 16013). C. Apollo 13 (Omega Speedmaster). D. Pulp Fiction (Field Watch). E. Back to the Future (Casio CA53W Twincept Databank). F. Scarface (Omega La Magique). G. Ghostbusters (Seiko M516-4009 Voice Note). H. Apocalypse Now (Seiko 6105). I. Predator (Seiko H558). J. Glengarry Glen Ross (Rolex Daydate). K. Jaws (Alsta Nautoscaph). L. All Quiet on the Western Front (Alpina Pocket Watch). M. Men in Black (Hamilton Ventura XXL). N. For a few Dollars Morer (El Indio Pocket Watch).

Kolokowski said, "The relation between science and philosophy is like the symbiotic relationship between the countryside and town. The former provides the latter with food receiving garbage in return." But what about all the bodies!? The woods, the criminals favorite hiding place.

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Origin story that only mortals who have some experience with combat fully appreciate.

A reminder to make something, while there is time. To take control of your legacy, in an attempt to not wind up on the back of someone else's tombstone.

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