Maiden Names

Ball and cup is known around the world as a game of cunning and skill. Its practitioners are many. Its masters, few. Become the ultimate champion of dexterity and will. Some will prevail, others will be sentenced to the dustbin of history. Triumph or be forgotten. BALL AND CUP!

President Joseph Raisinet Biden's dog "Commander" may have bitten 11 or 12 secret service members. Who among us hasn't? He was recently exiled for these minor infractions. Bring him home! Justice for Commander!

can you?

A reminder to make something, while there is time. To take control of your legacy, in an attempt to not wind up on the back of someone else's tombstone.

The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

Celebrate the fact that 90% of life is showing up and then losing. You gave it a shot and it didn't work out, now please claim your award.

Bedside table, on the kangaroo. You either did or you didn't get it.

Who wouldn't want a nice botanical tribute in taxonomy of weeds? Our friends appear everywhere and could easily be mistaken for flowers, an arbitrary distinction made by know-it-alls?

RIP to a few formerly real ones, these classic stadiums now made into rubble and landfill: The Kingdome, RCA Dome/Hoosier Dome, Shea Stadium, Comiskey Park, Busch Memorial Park, Stadio Della Alpi, Rasunda Stadium, Vincente Calderon Stadium, and Korakuen Stadium.

Vintage and antique candlesticks and matchbox collection. There's also a cat on it, ok?

Doctors could be anywhere, lurking around the corner, hiding in a dark alley. Why, one might even be in the room with you right now. Summoning you with their demonic wailing crafts, bankrupting you, sawing out your organs at considerable profit. You never know. Best to eat the apple.

Beloved pet of Calvin and Grace Coolidge, Rebecca Raccoon was a gift originally intended for eating at Thanksgiving Dinner 1923. But instead moved in to her own tree house on the White House grounds.

Oh no, the exiled our boy! He bit a couple of folks, sure. Who hasn't? Justice for Commander!

Let's be frank: this was an insane waste of my time. What was the point of making this? The history of Rock as geology/rock puns... including: Iggyneous rock, Kurdt Cobalt, The Rolling Soapstones, Desert Stone Roses, John Limonite, Bedroky Erickson, Iron Ore Maiden, David Bauxite, Lead Ore Zeppelin, Sidimentary Rock, Pink Feldspar, The Grape Agate Dead, Gneissis, Johnny Thunderegg, Elliott Smithsonite, Joan Jet Lignite and perhaps more.

Look slightly less like a knight wearing these assorted grails of disparate holiness and character. Some are goblets, some are chalices, some are vessels. All used. Possibly by a carpenter. Choose wisely!

Can you recognize these iconic film props? Test your chums. A. Aliens (Seiko Giugiaro 7A28-7000). B. American Psycho (Rolex Datejust 16013). C. Apollo 13 (Omega Speedmaster). D. Pulp Fiction (Field Watch). E. Back to the Future (Casio CA53W Twincept Databank). F. Scarface (Omega La Magique). G. Ghostbusters (Seiko M516-4009 Voice Note). H. Apocalypse Now (Seiko 6105). I. Predator (Seiko H558). J. Glengarry Glen Ross (Rolex Daydate). K. Jaws (Alsta Nautoscaph). L. All Quiet on the Western Front (Alpina Pocket Watch). M. Men in Black (Hamilton Ventura XXL). N. For a few Dollars Morer (El Indio Pocket Watch).

A couple elements from Roy Andersson's classic Songs from the Second Floor illustrated to remind you of the glory and horror of being. Fun!

Let's be frank: this was an insane waste of my time. What was the point of making this? The history of Rock as geology/rock puns... including: Iggyneous rock, Kurdt Cobalt, The Rolling Soapstones, Desert Stone Roses, John Limonite, Bedroky Erickson, Iron Ore Maiden, David Bauxite, Lead Ore Zeppelin, Sidimentary Rock, Pink Feldspar, The Grape Agate Dead, Gneissis, Johnny Thunderegg, Elliott Smithsonite, Joan Jet Lignite and perhaps more. Why would anyone do this?

Everybody gets a trophy, celebrate your failures and the considerably polite language of losing. One of us. One of us. One of us.

Only 90's kids remember and pay a solemn, fitting tribute to Dunston. RIP.

RIP to these classic stadiums now made into rubble and landfill: The Kingdome, RCA Dome/Hoosier Dome, Shea Stadium, Comiskey Park, Busch Memorial Park, Stadio Della Alpi, Rasunda Stadium, Vincente Calderon Stadium, and Korakuen Stadium.

There aren't enough decades in the century. Or maybe there are two many? Either way, dread every day in the company of this inanimate object.

The carrot and the stick are both essential tools of the professional arbitrator, probably. I don't know, I sell t shirt designs on the internet.

The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

Knowledge is power... Power Corrupts... Study hard, become evil!

Homage to the 1972 campaign for president for candidate Congresswoman Shirley Chisholm, Bed Stuy, Brooklyn legend.

monetize every millisecond of your existence for profit and maybe you can stick around for a bit.

Pretty sure this shirt will make you dunk, anyway it looks money on the court or behind the grill.

Can you recognize these iconic film props? Test your chums. A. Aliens (Seiko Giugiaro 7A28-7000). B. American Psycho (Rolex Datejust 16013). C. Apollo 13 (Omega Speedmaster). D. Pulp Fiction (Field Watch). E. Back to the Future (Casio CA53W Twincept Databank). F. Scarface (Omega La Magique). G. Ghostbusters (Seiko M516-4009 Voice Note). H. Apocalypse Now (Seiko 6105). I. Predator (Seiko H558). J. Glengarry Glen Ross (Rolex Daydate). K. Jaws (Alsta Nautoscaph). L. All Quiet on the Western Front (Alpina Pocket Watch). M. Men in Black (Hamilton Ventura XXL). N. For a few Dollars Morer (El Indio Pocket Watch).

RIP to a few formerly real ones, these classic stadiums now made into rubble and landfill: The Kingdome, RCA Dome/Hoosier Dome, Shea Stadium, Comiskey Park, Busch Memorial Park, Stadio Della Alpi, Rasunda Stadium, Vincente Calderon Stadium, and Korakuen Stadium.

From the makers of Stick and Hoop, Rocking Horse, and Kick the Can! -- Ball and Cup! Sports!

Can you recognize these iconic film props? Test your chums. A. Aliens (Seiko Giugiaro 7A28-7000). B. American Psycho (Rolex Datejust 16013). C. Apollo 13 (Omega Speedmaster). D. Pulp Fiction (Field Watch). E. Back to the Future (Casio CA53W Twincept Databank). F. Scarface (Omega La Magique). G. Ghostbusters (Seiko M516-4009 Voice Note). H. Apocalypse Now (Seiko 6105). I. Predator (Seiko H558). J. Glengarry Glen Ross (Rolex Daydate). K. Jaws (Alsta Nautoscaph). L. All Quiet on the Western Front (Alpina Pocket Watch). M. Men in Black (Hamilton Ventura XXL). N. For a few Dollars Morer (El Indio Pocket Watch).

The circle of death -- they've got candy corn spears. But the pumpkin holds within it the seeds of its own resurrection, fortunately. See back for one year later.

all the world's a stage. sometimes there are preconditions to amicable presentations of self in everyday life. take your vitamins.

The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

RIP to a few formerly real ones, these classic stadiums now made into rubble and landfill: The Kingdome, RCA Dome/Hoosier Dome, Shea Stadium, Comiskey Park, Busch Memorial Park, Stadio Della Alpi, Rasunda Stadium, Vincente Calderon Stadium, and Korakuen Stadium.