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Stuff for old people, sexagenarians, arthritis sufferers... i.e. cool folks.
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Pillows

Show me your Twitty Pillow
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Description: The perfect shirt to wear to capture a tiger in tight-fitting jeans.

Tags: merle haggard, tom jones, twitty, nashville, willie nelson

Show me your Twitty Pillow

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JUST ZHUZH IT. Pillow
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Description: Only today did I realize that "zhuzh (pronounced zhoosh)" is a real word, and not just a made up sound. It's in the dictionary: "A small improvement, adjustment, or addition that completes the overall look, taste, etc. of something." It is believed to have been a word created by circus folk as early as 18th century Britain. Feel free to zhuzh up your vocablulary!

Tags: cool dad gift, diy dad gift, diy mom gift, funny chef gift, funny content gift

JUST ZHUZH IT. Pillow

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Bougie AF Pillow
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Description: Bougie is as bougie does.

Tags: af, bougie black girl, bougie gift, bougie girl, bougie life

Bougie AF Pillow

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Just Zhuzh it. Pillow
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Description: Only today did I realize that "zhuzh (pronounced zhoosh)" is a real word, and not just a made up sound. It's in the dictionary: "A small improvement, adjustment, or addition that completes the overall look, taste, etc. of something." It is believed to have been a word created by circus folk as early as 18th century Britain. Feel free to zhuzh up your vocablulary!

Tags: diy dad gift, diy father, diy fathers day, diy mom, diy mom gift

Just Zhuzh it. Pillow

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Scofflaw Pillow
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Description: A word invented in the year 1920 to describe a person who does not abide by the then-new law of Prohibition, hence "scoffing" at the "law". I.E. about 85% of the U.S. population.

Tags: speakeasy, tango, jazz age, charleston, flapper girl

Scofflaw Pillow

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I'm not Irish, butt... Pillow

Description: If you and your friends can't get to the Blarney Stone this year, here's another suggestion for something to kiss.

Tags: blarney stone, dont kiss me, ireland, irish, irish ass

I'm not Irish, butt... Pillow

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I Don't Give a Tinker's Dam Pillow
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Description: If a tinker was my trade, I'd be a traveling repairman (or woman) of pots and pans. Bear in mind, this would be back in the day when pots and pans were made of quality cast iron, and not cheap aluminum from Wal Mart. The "dam" is a wad of putty with a layer of solder over the top to plug the holes.

Tags: dixieland jazz, banjo, civil war, tinkers dam, historic

I Don't Give a Tinker's Dam Pillow

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Malarkey Pillow
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Description: Old-timey word meaning: foolish or insincere talk. "Politicians are full of malarkey". The modern slang for this word would be "bullshit", but you're more creative than that, aren't you?

Tags: the depression, old timey, balderdash, wwii, o brother where art thou

Malarkey Pillow

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Rockaway Beach Oregon USA Pillow
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Description: A punky nod to the Ramones with this real life beach destination on the Oregon coast. The Rockaway Beach that Joey sings about is actually in Queens NY.

Tags: beach town, cannon beach, lincoln city, new york punk, newport

Rockaway Beach Oregon USA Pillow

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Half Brothers- Woody and Matthew Pillow

Description: They haven't done a DNA test yet, but that shouldn't stop you from wearing a T-shirt that will have complete strangers stopping you so that they can analyze the similarities and differences between these possible half brothers.

Tags: alright alright alright, dazed and confused, ed tv, funny, half brothers

Half Brothers- Woody and Matthew Pillow

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Fool For Tomfoolery Pillow
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Description: Tomfoolery is defined as: silly or foolish behavior, especially if your name is Tom.

Tags: guffaw, dad, grandma, humdinger, malarkey

Fool For Tomfoolery Pillow

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Lollygagger Pillow
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Description: Anybody can be a procrastinator. It takes a special kind of person to be a Lollygagger.

Tags: vintage, 1940s, old timey, 1930s, 1920s

Lollygagger Pillow

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Malarkey Pillow
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Description: Old timey word for: foolish or insincere talk. " Politicians are full of malarkey." Basically, it's a nice substitution for the word "bullshit."

Tags: retro, tomfoolery, the depression, world war 2, 40s

Malarkey Pillow

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Random Task- Honestly, who throws a shoe? Pillow
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Description: A play on 007's henchman, Oddjob who threw a deadly bowler hat, Random Task's weapon of choice is his shoe.

Tags: austin powers, bad guy, dr no, goldfinger, henchmen
Embrace A.I. Pillow

Description: Just a fun vintage photograph with a foreboding sense of conflict as we launch ourselves head first into the unpredictable world of artificial intelligence. P.S. No A.I. was used in the making of this design.

Tags: 50s robot, ai, chat gpt, chatbot, chatgpt

Embrace A.I. Pillow

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It is Better to Be Half-Assed. Pillow
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Description: In my experience, procrastinators and underachievers (type B personality) are usually friendlier and more well-liked than overachievers (type-A personality). Don't get me wrong; the world needs both, as well as type C and D. This is just a t-shirt that says more people like Bill Murray than say... Ryan Seacrest. But like, that's just my opinion, man.

Tags: half assed, socialite, type b personnality, laid back, funny quote

It is Better to Be Half-Assed. Pillow

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My spirit animal is Ranch Pillow
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Description: For those of you who fantasize about diving into a swimming pool full of ranch dressing.

Tags: fast food, french fries, midwest, midwest humor, midwest ketchup

My spirit animal is Ranch Pillow

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Sliding into First, Feelin' Something Burst Pillow
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Description: We all know exactly what that "something" is, don't we? I believe this song was written by baseball legend Pete Rose and depicts a real-life personal experience that earned him the nickname "Charlie Hustle." (B.S.)

Tags: immature, gen xers, gen xer, funny baseball, baseball parody
Milk Milk Lemonade Pillow
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Description: Certainly you must know someone over the age of 12 who still finds this saying funny.

Tags: gen x pride, gen xers, never grow up, silly rhyme, kid rhyme

Milk Milk Lemonade Pillow

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Ernest drinks milk Pillow

Description: Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell showing off a surprisingly toned bicep.

Tags: 80s humor, ernest, funny gangster parody, funny hip hop parody, funny rap parody

Ernest drinks milk Pillow

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Jealousy is a Stinky Cologne Pillow
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Description: Designed to look like an uppity high-brow designer label, this is actually an altered quote from the excellent comedy Super Troopers. Actual quote is : "Desperation is a stinky colgne."

Tags: fashion, fashion show, cologne, jealousy, mock fashion

Jealousy is a Stinky Cologne Pillow

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Disco Is not dead if you're coing it right Pillow
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Description: Long live Disco.

Tags: 70s, bee gees, chic, club 54, disco fever
Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Katmandu Pillow
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Description: Some cool gear for your classic rock-lovin,' motor-biking, muscle-car driving, dad,, granddad, or husband.

Tags: grandpa, grandfather gift, lynyrd skynyrd, bob seger, americana

Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Katmandu Pillow

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Rhubarb #5 Pillow
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Description: It's tart AF!

Tags: grandma, grandpa, grandmother gifts, candy, perennial

Rhubarb #5 Pillow

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Mid Century Modern Americacn Flag Pillow

Description: Show your American pride AND be super swanky fabulous with this MCM-inspired USA flag design. The five-point stars are replaced with atomic sparkles and the stripes feature a tiki styled thatch.

Tags: desert landscape, hip, mcm, mid century, mid century modern pattern

Mid Century Modern Americacn Flag Pillow

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Know what I mean Vern? Pillow

Description: Ernest P Worrell with his signature tag line.

Tags: 80s nostalgia, ernest, funny 80s commercial, funny 80s humor, funny 80s nostalgia

Know what I mean Vern? Pillow

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You're Doing Great! Pillow

Description: This works both as a tool of positive encouragement for someone who might need it, and it's also fun to use sarcastically at someone who isn't exactly at the top of their game.

Tags: self affirmation, affirmation, motivation, inspire, motivational

You're Doing Great! Pillow

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Jealousy Is a Stinky Cologne Pillow
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Description: Designed to look like an uppity high-brow designer label, this is actually an altered quote from the excellent comedy Super Troopers. Actual quote is : "Desperation is a stinky colgne."

Tags: high end, uppity, name brand, perfume, stinky cologne

Jealousy Is a Stinky Cologne Pillow

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Blue Yummies Beer Pillow
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Description: The official beer of a certain someone in mid-valley Oregon.

Tags: atv, beer, blake hoerauf, bonfire, boxcar

Blue Yummies Beer Pillow

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What is Rhubarb Pillow
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Description: is it a fruit, vegetable or weapon? I'm still not sure.

Tags: rhubarb cake, foodie, rhubarb pie, rhubarb myrtle, gourmet

What is Rhubarb Pillow

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Rhubarb #4 Pillow
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Description: Everyone over the age of 65 loves rhubarb.

Tags: gourmet, perennial, garden, rhubarb myrtle, gardener

Rhubarb #4 Pillow

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Celery of the gods Pillow
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Description: It's geriatric candy!

Tags: rhubarb pie, chef, foodie, garden, gardener

Celery of the gods Pillow

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Rhubarb #2 Pillow
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Description: The naughty tart cousin of celery.

Tags: gardener, garden, retired, chef, foodie

Rhubarb #2 Pillow

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Rhubarb 1 Pillow
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Description: Weird fruit for a generation who gave a damn.

Tags: rhubarb cake, garden, rhubarb myrtle, dessert, old timey

Rhubarb 1 Pillow

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