Description: You've made us eat this crap for the last time.

Description: The way it should have been. The way it should be.

Description: Are you okay, honey?

Description: Fender electric guitar with candy corn design body

Description: Flash, Oh OOooh. You photographed every one of us.

Description: A story with a moral.

Description: Asymmetric Dots, Lines and Circles in Black and White

Description: Well, it's a chicken, see? And, it's fried.

Description: Where you can sing the camping song, go for a hike, swim, eat oat meal and runny eggs, get naked, fornicate, improve skills with axes, chainsaws, knives and other horror movie props.

Description: with Sesame Seeds

Description: Seven Secret Herbs and Spices.

Description: "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a HOLY!!!!!!

Description: 1956 Sci-Fi classic meets MST3K.

Description: Well... You see... They're cows... and they're spelunking.

Description: It's a slug... on a stick.

Description: RiffTrax's Bermuda Triangle Parody

Description: Stinky Herring Flavored Snack Chips!

Description: The SOL in Universal Geosynchronous Orbit 12 Parsecs above Earth

Description: Um... You see. It's a coffee mug... that's cracked.

Description: Channel Marker 42, It's the answer to Life, the Universe and everything. Including where the channel is.

Description: Barber Pole Striped Wrap Around Mug. I s'pose the design works for other stuff, too.

Description: Private Property Rights are the Foundation Upon Which all Other Right Rest.

Description: It's a mug, with falling stars on it. (You can use it for whatever.)

Description: Sapientum Musaceae Zingiberales Capsicum annuum

Description: Yams are tubers, specifically underground stems from the Dioscorea genus of plants. However, the orange-fleshed "yams" commonly found in U.S. grocery stores are actually a variety of sweet potato, which is a root vegetable, and not a true yam.

Description: Classic 1984 B Flick Think Tank Logo

Description: Boston Lost? Yes.

Description: ... unless you're the Military Industrial Congressional Complex.

Description: You're traveling through another dimension. A dimension of beans and boiling water.

Description: Of course, these are more guidelines than rules.

Description: The Republican Democrat Partnership (Make sure you have your ID.)

Description: Republican and Democrat Politicians working together to pull the wool over your eyes and take your freedom and the fruits of your labor (for the common good, of course.)

Description: Spherical grid of red orange yellow green blue indigo and violet with light and shadow.

Description: The toilet in the mens' room does not flush. (Perhaps I'll use the one on the second floor.) How much for a bikini car wash? (The water pressure is too low on Tuesdays.)

Description: Just no.

Description: The worst we can find.