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ManateeMax.com is a small eCommerce business selling marine supplies. I also patch together funny (IMO) images.
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Let's call the whole thing off. T-Shirt
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Description: Tomato dispute

Tags: billie holiday, ella fitzgerald, george gershwin, ira gershwin, louis armstrong
LightSpeed T-Shirt
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Description: Psychedelic effect at the speed of light.

Tags: hyperdrive, hyperspace, psychedelic, sci fi, space

LightSpeed T-Shirt

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Brass 5 Blade Screw T-Shirt
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Description: Boat Propeller

Tags: boat, brass, cavitation, marine, ocean

Brass 5 Blade Screw T-Shirt

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Surfing the Spectrum T-Shirt
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Description: Surfing a wave of color

Tags: beach, colorful, ocean, spectrum, summer

Surfing the Spectrum T-Shirt

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One Hugh Jazz Margarita T-Shirt
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Description: Pearl Manatee thought it meant something else.

Tags: hugh jazz, i need a huge margarita, lime, manatee max, manatees

One Hugh Jazz Margarita T-Shirt

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Margaritavessel T-Shirt

Description: Manantee Max sailing a margarita vessel.

Tags: beach, boat, drinking, manatee, margarita

Margaritavessel T-Shirt

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Bob and Jerry T-Shirt

Description: What a long, strange trip it's been.

Tags: aerostar, agorism, bob marley reggae, deadhead, ford

Bob and Jerry T-Shirt

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Evil Island Community College T-Shirt
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Description: Evil Island Community College

Tags: community college, evil island, kill and kill again, mst3k, mystery science theatre 3000
Forty-Two T-Shirt
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Description: The answer to life, the universe and everything

Tags: dont panic, douglas adams, ford prefect, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, manatee max

Forty-Two T-Shirt

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Voyager encounters a huge grilled cheese sandwich T-Shirt

Description: Mr Tuvok, get with Ensign Torres and see if you can devise some kind of really huge spatula. Mr. Chipotle, you're with me.

Tags: bread, butter, delta, grilled cheese sandwich lover, mayonnaise
POLYGON T-Shirt

Description: ...but not forgotten.

Tags: beautiful plumage, dead parrot, empty cage, heptagon, norwegian blue

POLYGON T-Shirt

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Long-Haired Freaky People Need Not Apply. T-Shirt
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Description: The Five Man Electrical Band

Tags: 1971, classic rock, five man electric band, long haired freaky people, rock music lover
I believe that the Führer has my stapler. T-Shirt
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Description: This is a Bostich. Mine is a Swingline.

Tags: dilbert, hawthorne abendsen, milton, philip k dick, stapler
Another Grueling South Florida Winter T-Shirt

Description: Yeah, they're freezin' up in Buffalo, Stuck in their cars, And I'm lyin' here, 'Neath the sun and the stars.

Tags: a1a, i95, miami, palm beach, south florida
G'day Bruce! T-Shirt

Description: This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.

Tags: australia, benet, bradman, hassett, lindwall

G'day Bruce! T-Shirt

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Darnell "Crabman" Turner AKA Harry Monroe T-Shirt
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Description: Thanks Crabman!

Tags: crab, crab shack, earl hickey, eddie steeples, joy turner
QUIET ZONE T-Shirt
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Description: Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Tags: audio, boombox, car audio, decibels, ground pounder

QUIET ZONE T-Shirt

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I'm a little crabby T-Shirt
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Description: before my coffee.

Tags: beach, caffeine, crab, crabby in the morning, crustaceans

I'm a little crabby T-Shirt

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Reggae Manatee T-Shirt
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Description: Reggae Manatee hanging out on a beach in Jamaica..

Tags: jamaica, manatees, marine mammals, rasta, rastafarian

Reggae Manatee T-Shirt

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Fast Shipping T-Shirt
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Description: Manatee Max doin' his thing.

Tags: aircraft, airplane, flying, freight, lockheed model 18 lodestar

Fast Shipping T-Shirt

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Banana Duct taped to a T-Shirt

Description: An image ripe for adhesion to any surface.

Tags: adhesive, appealing, banana, duct tape, ducttape

Banana Duct taped to a T-Shirt

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Center Console Fishing Boat T-Shirt
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Description: Neon outline

Tags: boating, center console, neon light, offshore

Center Console Fishing Boat T-Shirt

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Neon Green Bullfrog T-Shirt
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Description: It's quite ribbitting.

Tags: amphibian, bar sign, electric light, frog, frogs

Neon Green Bullfrog T-Shirt

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Firefly Serenity landing in Stuart, Florida T-Shirt

Description: Kind of describes itself, doesn't it?

Tags: brown coats, firefly serenity ship, florida, i am a leaf on the wind, jayne cobb
Nighthawks Diner with Free Wifi T-Shirt
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Description: Nighthawks by Edward Hopper with a modern touch

Tags: coffee, internet, laptop, mewe, nighthawks at the diner
Leaping Manatees T-Shirt
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Description: Manatees playfully jumping in the ocean.

Tags: dolphins, dugong funny, manatee funny, manatee max, marine mammals

Leaping Manatees T-Shirt

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Mirage 5.5 sloop T-Shirt
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Description: Sailing Mirage 5.5 sailboat pencil on sepia

Tags: ocean, sailboat, sailing, sea, spinnaker

Mirage 5.5 sloop T-Shirt

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Welcome to the Buffett Buffet T-Shirt
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Description: I think I see some fruitcakes in the dessert section. "This here's Jimmy Buffett. That's Buffett with two T's. Buffet with one T, well, that's lunch." ~Michael Nesmith

Tags: buffet, dance of life, jimmy buffett, la vie dansante, michael nesmith
LIFE'S A BEACH T-Shirt
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Description: Sand and salt air cures everything*

Tags: aderondack chairs, beach, beach umbrella by the ocean, cold drinks, ocean

LIFE'S A BEACH T-Shirt

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Bacon Is Love T-Shirt
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Description: Sweet Smokey Salty Crispy Goodness

Tags: bacon gifts, bacon lovers, bacon strips, breakfast, fried

Bacon Is Love T-Shirt

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What are you doing, Max? T-Shirt
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Description: My computer has 26 keys I never use on purpose...

Tags: chameleon, computer keys, doh, error, fumble

What are you doing, Max? T-Shirt

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Bacon? I'm there. T-Shirt
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Description: Bacon is Love

Tags: bacon and eggs, bacon strips, breakfast, eggs bacon sausage and spam, funny bacon

Bacon? I'm there. T-Shirt

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The Destroyer T-Shirt
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Description: Cute Puppy Eats Couch

Tags: adorable, big dogs, busters, couch, cute

The Destroyer T-Shirt

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Get 2D Chopper T-Shirt

Description: Just a little red helicopter.

Tags: aviation, helicopter, rotor blades, rotor wing, solo pilot

Get 2D Chopper T-Shirt

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1961 Chrysler Newport in Space T-Shirt

Description: I gotta go take an EVA.

Tags: 1961 vintage, am radio, astronaut, chrysler, classic cars
Synchronicity 2 The Police T-Shirt

Description: Synchronicity II by The Police, in pictures

Tags: 80s rock, classic rock, loch ness monster, sting, synchronicity

Synchronicity 2 The Police T-Shirt

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